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I fucked your dad in Reno
Just to watch him cry
Just to watch him cry
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I fucked your dad in Reno
Just to watch him cry
Just to watch him cry
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I will be the first to admit I couldn’t understand why anyone would oppose Assisted Dying… and then I became disabled and had it “offered” to me.
It’s not compassionate when there’s coercion.
It’s not dignified when it’s offered in lieu of care.
Listen to disabled people.
It’s not compassionate when there’s coercion.
It’s not dignified when it’s offered in lieu of care.
Listen to disabled people.
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I will be the first to admit I couldn’t understand why anyone would oppose Assisted Dying… and then I became disabled and had it “offered” to me.
It’s not compassionate when there’s coercion.
It’s not dignified when it’s offered in lieu of care.
Listen to disabled people.
It’s not compassionate when there’s coercion.
It’s not dignified when it’s offered in lieu of care.
Listen to disabled people.
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could you pls hold this for a me *hands you some wasps*
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
could you pls hold this for a me *hands you some wasps*
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has there ever been a good bluesky post?
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
has there ever been a good bluesky post?
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I miss them
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I miss them
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who wants to hang out in our dreams tonight
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
who wants to hang out in our dreams tonight
Rush Hour 4, in which Jackie Chan plays a bigot who disowns his daughter after finding out she’s a lesbian oh wait that actually happened
I see we've entered the making-movies-for-the-strongman phase of democratic decline.
‘Rush Hour 4’ in the Works at Paramount at Trump’s Request
"Rush Hour 4" in the works at Paramount after prodding from president Trump.
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Rush Hour 4, in which Jackie Chan plays a bigot who disowns his daughter after finding out she’s a lesbian oh wait that actually happened
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Anytime I’m near a crying baby, I try to toss skittles into its mouth from across the room
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Anytime I’m near a crying baby, I try to toss skittles into its mouth from across the room
how will he be able to fly his girlfriend around to sing karaoke now
KASH PATEL ON FIRING WATCH, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, REPEAT KASH PATEL ON FIRING WATCH
President Trump may have had enough of Kash Patel, according to sources
The president is weighing whether to oust the FBI director after scrutiny of Patel's stewardship of bureau resources, including his girlfriend’s security detail and use of a government jet.
www.ms.now
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
how will he be able to fly his girlfriend around to sing karaoke now
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ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
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BREAKING: DOGE Dissolves After Successfully Stealing Confidential Information and Taxpayer Data on Every American
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
BREAKING: DOGE Dissolves After Successfully Stealing Confidential Information and Taxpayer Data on Every American
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i never put my nose to the grindstone it’s all rough and scratchy and my nose is so delicate
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
i never put my nose to the grindstone it’s all rough and scratchy and my nose is so delicate
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Cranberries are a good start, but all of our holiday food should be grown in bogs. We need more festive mosses and lichens in our diet.
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Cranberries are a good start, but all of our holiday food should be grown in bogs. We need more festive mosses and lichens in our diet.
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There should be a lot more hairstyles for dogs
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
There should be a lot more hairstyles for dogs
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a morning after pill, but for that really stupid thing you said yesterday in front of everyone
May 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
a morning after pill, but for that really stupid thing you said yesterday in front of everyone
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Trump wrongly indicted me. I’ll rightly impeach him.
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Trump wrongly indicted me. I’ll rightly impeach him.
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
You’re the Father, Charlie Brown
I like you, Charlie Brown. That is why I will kill you last.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
You’re the Father, Charlie Brown
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You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to *me*, Charlie Brown??
You talkin' to *me*, Charlie Brown??
It’s over, Charlie Brown. I have the high ground.
You were the chosen one, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 AM
You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to *me*, Charlie Brown??
You talkin' to *me*, Charlie Brown??
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Charlie Brown, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive, Charlie Brown."
"One thing about living with Charlie Brown I never could stomach—all the damn vampires."
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Charlie Brown, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore
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But, Charlie Brown, *I* sell drugs in the community!!
I like you, Charlie Brown. That is why I will kill you last.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 AM
But, Charlie Brown, *I* sell drugs in the community!!
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soylent green but with muppets: thread
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
soylent green but with muppets: thread
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As of December 1st, I will no longer have insurance because the nearly $400 I would be paying for my work plan is just something I cannot afford any longer. Here’s hoping I can get back on next December (& that nothing big happens in 2026). I hate that so many of us have to do this shit.
Here it comes: the crisis wave of Americans making the tough choice to drop coverage — in the face or rising premiums.
@reuters.com $XLV
www.reuters.com/world/americ...
@reuters.com $XLV
www.reuters.com/world/americ...
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
As of December 1st, I will no longer have insurance because the nearly $400 I would be paying for my work plan is just something I cannot afford any longer. Here’s hoping I can get back on next December (& that nothing big happens in 2026). I hate that so many of us have to do this shit.
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I just noticed that artisanal is basically art is anal without the extra spaces and now I can't unsee it
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I just noticed that artisanal is basically art is anal without the extra spaces and now I can't unsee it