Sarah Sweeney
heysweeney.bsky.social
Sarah Sweeney
@heysweeney.bsky.social
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Writer (SlackJaw McSweeney’s NYT The Bold Italic etc) | Voice actor (hi, I’m the voice of Skyrizi, but I want to be your animation friend) www.sweeneyproject.com
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Kid on my flight crying the whole time. Me? Zero minutes of crying. Kid gets brought to the cockpit to visit the pilot. Me? Expired SunChips. The injustice.
It’s cool if you share this
This is the story of the part-time assistant job that became a 15-year friendship—and a lesson in love. Read my Vogue debut on what would’ve been Angie’s 100th birthday.

www.vogue.com/article/my-t...
My Time With Angela Lansbury
In honor of Angela Lansbury’s centennial, the star’s former assistant recalls a part-time job that blossomed into a 15-year friendship.
www.vogue.com
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This is the story of the part-time assistant job that became a 15-year friendship—and a lesson in love. Read my Vogue debut on what would’ve been Angie’s 100th birthday.

www.vogue.com/article/my-t...
My Time With Angela Lansbury
In honor of Angela Lansbury’s centennial, the star’s former assistant recalls a part-time job that blossomed into a 15-year friendship.
www.vogue.com
Thank you so much, dear Fossil. :)
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Dracula must hate it when sees a delicious neck but he *just* brushed his teeth
TRACI! Ah thanks for reading it, she was truly so lovely. Rare indeed
Entirely possible! Thanks for your kindness and for reading my essay.
idk why but I think @andyrichter.co will enjoy this
This is a happy story if anyone needs that right now? Idk
This is the story of the part-time assistant job that became a 15-year friendship—and a lesson in love. Read my Vogue debut on what would’ve been Angie’s 100th birthday.

www.vogue.com/article/my-t...
My Time With Angela Lansbury
In honor of Angela Lansbury’s centennial, the star’s former assistant recalls a part-time job that blossomed into a 15-year friendship.
www.vogue.com
This is the story of the part-time assistant job that became a 15-year friendship—and a lesson in love. Read my Vogue debut on what would’ve been Angie’s 100th birthday.

www.vogue.com/article/my-t...
My Time With Angela Lansbury
In honor of Angela Lansbury’s centennial, the star’s former assistant recalls a part-time job that blossomed into a 15-year friendship.
www.vogue.com
Attn: People who send a flurry of texts in short succession:

COLLECT 👏 YOUR 👏 THOUGHTS.
Billionaires killed the radio star.
MTV is shutting down its music channels across Europe by December 2025 as the network shifts focus to reality TV.
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good morning only to people who aren't actively ruining other people's lives
2025 is sitting in bed with a cold eating breakfast, realizing the breakfast tastes like nothing, schlepping to the bathroom to sniff soap to “test” for COVID.
Yeah poppy seed, toasted, light on the cream cheese. Thanks
Can you meet me up here tomorrow at like 8?
My therapist quit her practice if anyone wants to walk into the ocean with me.
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If the government gets to shut down, I don’t see why the rest of us have to keep going.
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Remember like 10 years ago the mysterious clowns lurking in the suburbs? Simpler times.
Ever look at your own name in print and think, “well that just looks silly.”
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Men aren’t too worried about getting murdered, they’re the only ones using IG’s live location
Gracious! They have miles!
If the government gets to shut down, I don’t see why the rest of us have to keep going.
Remember like 10 years ago the mysterious clowns lurking in the suburbs? Simpler times.
Men aren’t too worried about getting murdered, they’re the only ones using IG’s live location