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Frovo

@frovo.bsky.social

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posting jokes while the world burns my most liked: https://tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes my most chronological: https://tinyurl.com/frovotweets my cool store: doodlybugstudio.etsy.com my webbies: doodlybugstudio.com rsmarchive.weebly.com

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · Oct 18

hey just a reminder that if you need any fun and different greeting cards check out my store at doodlybugstudio.etsy.com :)

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 57m

ME: don’t even talk to me until i’ve had my coffee

EVERYONE: *hides the coffee*

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 3h

Just doesn’t sit right with me that pianos are classified as percussion instruments. I don’t know who to complain to about this but I’m telling you now I won’t have it

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 12h

He's just playing Mad Libs to choose these things, isn't he

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 23h

RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 11h

apparently Donald Trump now has a line of watches; what’s unique about them is that they’re the only watches that set all of humanity back to the 1930s

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · Oct 23

*carving a pumpkin* do you want white meat or dark meat

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 18h

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile starts... now.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

www.youtube.com

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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 1d

The idea that I’d share my fries is side splitting.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · Oct 9

[forest]
ME: omg there’s a wolf
WIFE: where?
ME: no the regular kind

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 6d

What I lack in clarity of mind I make up for in something something whatever

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 29d

Just think: Before the internet, it would've taken days, weeks or even months to receive mountains of misinformation we get now in just minutes

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 1d

whats Pinocchio's favorite pizza. "Dominose." (the crowd applauds weakly but with an awareness that i have consolidated power and begun my invasion of the Low Countries)

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Frankenstein’s President Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 1d

Reagan: “War on Drugs”

Bush: “War on Terror”

Trump: “War on People Who Are Mean To Me.”

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Jacob Soboroff @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social · 1d

Michigan Avenue right now.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1d

vertical

diagona/

horizonta__

no further questions

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 2d

well well well if if if it it it isn't isn't isn't an an an echo echo echo inside inside inside this this this well well well

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thepokeuk.bsky.social @thepokeuk.bsky.social · 2d

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week.
www.thepoke.com/2025/10/08/2...

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 2d

hey thanks! 😊

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 2d

Not to get political but someone left a dildo in my building's driveway today. And when I got back from my errands it was gone

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 2d

vintage record store going out of business, all sales vinyl

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 2d

waiter: would you like some capers with your pasta

batman: what

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 2d

BEST BIG CITY IN THE US 9 YEARS IN A ROW.

While critics try to paint Chicago as something to fear, the rest of the world knows the truth — this is the best big city in America.

Best Big City: Chicago Wins Award 9th Year in a Row

Learn why Chicago was voted the Best Big City for the 9th consecutive year by exploring our vibrant culture, welcoming inclusion, and so much more.

www.choosechicago.com

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 3d

it is acceptable to wipe your hands on a sleeping relative because they are your napkin

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 3d

nice

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 10d

Them: Let’s get together! What’s your calendar look like?

Me: Same picture of a dog on it till text month

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