Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
posting jokes while the world burns
my most liked:
https://tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes
my most chronological:
https://tinyurl.com/frovotweets
my cool store:
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com
my webbies:
doodlybugstudio.com
rsmarchive.weebly.com
my most liked:
https://tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes
my most chronological:
https://tinyurl.com/frovotweets
my cool store:
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com
my webbies:
doodlybugstudio.com
rsmarchive.weebly.com
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Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
· Oct 18
hey just a reminder that if you need any fun and different greeting cards check out my store at doodlybugstudio.etsy.com :)
the existence of zebras implies the existence of zetitties
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
the existence of zebras implies the existence of zetitties
shouldn't it be called givethanksing
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
shouldn't it be called givethanksing
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brining the turkey in Monster energy this year to offset the tryptophan
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
brining the turkey in Monster energy this year to offset the tryptophan
*gets out of bed* parkour
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
*gets out of bed* parkour
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DEFENSE LAWYER: *whispering* whatever you do don’t say you’re guilty
KOOL AID MAN: *nods*
PROSECUTOR: did you do it?
KOOL AID MAN: OH YEAH
KOOL AID MAN: *nods*
PROSECUTOR: did you do it?
KOOL AID MAN: OH YEAH
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
DEFENSE LAWYER: *whispering* whatever you do don’t say you’re guilty
KOOL AID MAN: *nods*
PROSECUTOR: did you do it?
KOOL AID MAN: OH YEAH
KOOL AID MAN: *nods*
PROSECUTOR: did you do it?
KOOL AID MAN: OH YEAH
i haffa go peepee your honor
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i haffa go peepee your honor
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ⓘ you have been visited by a Jerrypost ("the temples are the sideburns of the forehead.") repost or face six years of bad posting
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
ⓘ you have been visited by a Jerrypost ("the temples are the sideburns of the forehead.") repost or face six years of bad posting
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Got my tetanus shot updated so it's safe to step on all my favorite rusty nails again
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Got my tetanus shot updated so it's safe to step on all my favorite rusty nails again
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marriage is getting woken up from a nap so your partner can ask if you’re still napping
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
marriage is getting woken up from a nap so your partner can ask if you’re still napping
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Good morning to everyone except the guy with a cordless drill who’s chasing me though my house
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Good morning to everyone except the guy with a cordless drill who’s chasing me though my house
MRS. SCHRÖDINGER: hey where did my cat go
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
MRS. SCHRÖDINGER: hey where did my cat go
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ME: wanna hear a joke
BSKY REPLY PERSON: a what
BSKY REPLY PERSON: a what
January 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: wanna hear a joke
BSKY REPLY PERSON: a what
BSKY REPLY PERSON: a what
*narrows eyes* did a 7-eleven write this
used to be open from 7 am to 11 pm. Most are now 24 hours.
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
*narrows eyes* did a 7-eleven write this
*gets last year’s thanks out of the attic*
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
*gets last year’s thanks out of the attic*
they should make a Hey Arnold/Peanuts crossover where charlie brown finally kicks the football but it turns out it’s arnold’s head
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
they should make a Hey Arnold/Peanuts crossover where charlie brown finally kicks the football but it turns out it’s arnold’s head
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muppet starship troopers could fix us
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
muppet starship troopers could fix us
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the correct way to pronounce "pantomime" is "panto" because the mime is silent
December 13, 2024 at 4:14 AM
the correct way to pronounce "pantomime" is "panto" because the mime is silent
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I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
goatee should be spelled goatęę
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
goatee should be spelled goatęę
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It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.
it’s called 7-eleven because it’s open 7 hours eleven days a week
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
it’s called 7-eleven because it’s open 7 hours eleven days a week
apostrophe is short for a piece of shit trophy
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
apostrophe is short for a piece of shit trophy
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brotisserie chicken the rotisserie chicken for men
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
brotisserie chicken the rotisserie chicken for men
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
WIFE: the doctor said i need a hip replacement
ME: *opens thesaurus* how about “chic”
ME: *opens thesaurus* how about “chic”
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
WIFE: the doctor said i need a hip replacement
ME: *opens thesaurus* how about “chic”
ME: *opens thesaurus* how about “chic”