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posting jokes while the world burns

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frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 7d
i know everything is terrible but valentines are back at
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com ♥♥♥ also fuck ICE ♥♥♥
frovo.bsky.social
INTERVIEWER: what is your greatest strength

ME: i go berserk whenever i hear an oxymoron

INTERVIEWER: wouldn’t that be your greatest weakness

ME: *lunges across desk*
January 26, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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bbkittyfck.bsky.social
It’s not a block, it’s the end of this journey together
January 26, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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lolennui.bsky.social
ICE in disarray: a shih tzu has run away with greg bovino in its mouth
January 21, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
Just reenacted that scene with Han Solo & Leia & carbonite only it was me yelling I LOVE YOU before my hot dog fell into a mud puddle
January 26, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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rtodkelly.bsky.social
Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."
January 26, 2026 at 7:26 PM
frovo.bsky.social
the onion sickos guy with the words on his shirt changed from sickos to sicko fans
January 26, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
franz kafka in certain situations: wow this is so me-esque
January 26, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
the consequence is that you and your beta nazi squad will be ostracized from society like the kidnapping freaks that you are. gestapo until you ge-STOP-o, bitch
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d
Bovino: "When politicians, community leaders, & some journalists engage in that heated rhetoric we keep talking about, when they make the choice to vilify law enforcement calling law enforcement 'Gestapo' or using the term 'kidnapping,' that is a choice & there are actions & consequences."
January 26, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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jimpiddock.bsky.social
You see, what has to happen here is that Pretti’s family HAS to sue Miller for $100 million for defamation of their son’s character.

They’d win hands down, Miller would be bankrupted, and a serious message would be sent to all the other liars and criminals in this administration.
January 26, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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ygrene.bsky.social
nice rice you’ve got there, be a real shame if a shrimp fried it
January 26, 2026 at 4:46 PM
frovo.bsky.social
cry more
January 26, 2026 at 6:59 PM
frovo.bsky.social
still can’t believe that a million years ago some asshole came along and decided words like “boot” and “foot” and “height” and “weight” don’t rhyme and everyone was just like yeah sure okay
January 26, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.
January 26, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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dly.bsky.social
better get to sleep so I can wake up and increase shareholder value while my country actively burns down
January 26, 2026 at 5:32 AM
frovo.bsky.social
ME: time to sleep

BRAIN: how come none of the warm weather months have an r in their name
January 26, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
more like TikToKKK, am I right
January 26, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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slop.guru
we’ve got like 6 more hours before the next bad thing happens so get your good posts in now
January 26, 2026 at 4:28 AM
frovo.bsky.social
thinking of going on TikTok, is it any good
January 26, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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warmyellowlight.bsky.social
do you wanna come over and symbolically adopt an elephant
January 26, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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cockremover.bsky.social
after an incredible comeback in the final quarter, the father's birthday gift competition has once again ended in a tie
January 26, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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swordsjew.bsky.social
is it too late to call Bryan Fuller's Hannibal "Eated Rivalry"
January 26, 2026 at 1:40 AM
frovo.bsky.social
i’m not very religious but today i really really hope there is a hell
January 25, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
January 25, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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frovo.bsky.social
princess peach from the nintendo mario games on a pink background with a big “IM PEACH” over her head
January 21, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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jeffrueter.bsky.social
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.

"Please get the truth out about our son."
Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti “We are heartbroken but also very angry. Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the ‘hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM