frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
posting jokes while the world burns
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my most liked:
https://tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes
my most chronological:
https://tinyurl.com/frovotweets
my cool store:
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com
my webbies:
doodlybugstudio.com
rsmarchive.weebly.com
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frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
· 10d
i know everything is terrible but valentines are back at
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com ♥♥♥ also fuck ICE ♥♥♥
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com ♥♥♥ also fuck ICE ♥♥♥
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Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk
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I went to a costume party dressed as a ticket to the Melania movie but nobody's buyin it
January 29, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I went to a costume party dressed as a ticket to the Melania movie but nobody's buyin it
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reminder that a small handful of Republicans in the House and Senate could end this madness today
January 30, 2026 at 3:22 PM
reminder that a small handful of Republicans in the House and Senate could end this madness today
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I feel like the word “efficient” could be spelled more efficiently
January 30, 2026 at 1:27 PM
I feel like the word “efficient” could be spelled more efficiently
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Cop: do you know how fast you were going?
My grandpa who should have stopped driving 15 years ago: thanks I'll have the mashed potatoes
My grandpa who should have stopped driving 15 years ago: thanks I'll have the mashed potatoes
January 30, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Cop: do you know how fast you were going?
My grandpa who should have stopped driving 15 years ago: thanks I'll have the mashed potatoes
My grandpa who should have stopped driving 15 years ago: thanks I'll have the mashed potatoes
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I'm not the superstitious type but I stepped on a crack and my mom's not answering her phone.
January 30, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I'm not the superstitious type but I stepped on a crack and my mom's not answering her phone.
every republican leader is a terminally online clout chaser and every democratic leader is still trying to figure out aol dialup
January 30, 2026 at 3:07 AM
every republican leader is a terminally online clout chaser and every democratic leader is still trying to figure out aol dialup
ME: *takes long drag off cigarette and looks out toward the horizon* i haven't smoCOUGH COUGH COUGH HACK HACH COF KAFKAF HACK COUGH KAF KAF HAC COUGH COF KAFKAF KAF HACH KAF COUGH HAK KAF KAF KOF KOF KOF KOF HAGH KOF KOF KOF KOF KAF KOF KOF KOF KAF KOF COUGH KOF KOF KOF KAF KAF HAK KA
January 30, 2026 at 12:50 AM
ME: *takes long drag off cigarette and looks out toward the horizon* i haven't smoCOUGH COUGH COUGH HACK HACH COF KAFKAF HACK COUGH KAF KAF HAC COUGH COF KAFKAF KAF HACH KAF COUGH HAK KAF KAF KOF KOF KOF KOF HAGH KOF KOF KOF KOF KAF KOF KOF KOF KAF KOF COUGH KOF KOF KOF KAF KAF HAK KA
[aquarium]
ME: ooh look at the chorse
WIFE: it’s seahorse
ME: i know how to spell chorse linda
ME: ooh look at the chorse
WIFE: it’s seahorse
ME: i know how to spell chorse linda
January 29, 2026 at 8:34 PM
[aquarium]
ME: ooh look at the chorse
WIFE: it’s seahorse
ME: i know how to spell chorse linda
ME: ooh look at the chorse
WIFE: it’s seahorse
ME: i know how to spell chorse linda
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honey bunches of omg
January 29, 2026 at 5:05 PM
honey bunches of omg
what do you mean it’s still january
January 29, 2026 at 4:13 PM
what do you mean it’s still january
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*playing stardew valley* wow i wish farming was real
January 28, 2026 at 2:13 PM
*playing stardew valley* wow i wish farming was real
SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
January 29, 2026 at 3:20 AM
SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
my favorite part of the melania movie is when dorothy’s house falls on her
January 28, 2026 at 7:17 PM
my favorite part of the melania movie is when dorothy’s house falls on her
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week www.thepoke.com/2026/01/28/2...
January 28, 2026 at 6:59 AM
25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week www.thepoke.com/2026/01/28/2...
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It's doomsday o'clock somewhere
January 28, 2026 at 3:39 AM
It's doomsday o'clock somewhere
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*flicks cigarette butt after taking a long drag*
here’s the thing-
[there is a massive explosion because i forgot i’m at a gas station]
here’s the thing-
[there is a massive explosion because i forgot i’m at a gas station]
January 27, 2026 at 11:08 AM
*flicks cigarette butt after taking a long drag*
here’s the thing-
[there is a massive explosion because i forgot i’m at a gas station]
here’s the thing-
[there is a massive explosion because i forgot i’m at a gas station]
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SUPERMAN: I have super strength
FLASH: I have super speed
AQUAMAN: I control sea creatures
GREEN ARROW: I tell cars when to turn left
FLASH: I have super speed
AQUAMAN: I control sea creatures
GREEN ARROW: I tell cars when to turn left
January 28, 2026 at 1:43 AM
SUPERMAN: I have super strength
FLASH: I have super speed
AQUAMAN: I control sea creatures
GREEN ARROW: I tell cars when to turn left
FLASH: I have super speed
AQUAMAN: I control sea creatures
GREEN ARROW: I tell cars when to turn left
ME: hi i’m here for literal club
WORKER: *holding clipboard* what is your name
ME: no it isn't
WORKER: *holding clipboard* what is your name
ME: no it isn't
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 PM
ME: hi i’m here for literal club
WORKER: *holding clipboard* what is your name
ME: no it isn't
WORKER: *holding clipboard* what is your name
ME: no it isn't
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop disassociating.
January 27, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop disassociating.
BREAKING: border patrol chief Greg Bovino to be replaced by Stuart Little
January 27, 2026 at 4:05 PM
BREAKING: border patrol chief Greg Bovino to be replaced by Stuart Little
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[On a date] you wouldn't believe how many HDMI cables I have
January 27, 2026 at 11:33 AM
[On a date] you wouldn't believe how many HDMI cables I have
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Still disappointed that "alleged" doesn't mean "with legs"
January 27, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Still disappointed that "alleged" doesn't mean "with legs"
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It is being reported that Greg Bovino has been trampled by a medium-sized dog, he is said to be recuperating in an American Girl-branded doll bed
January 26, 2026 at 9:50 PM
It is being reported that Greg Bovino has been trampled by a medium-sized dog, he is said to be recuperating in an American Girl-branded doll bed