frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
posting jokes while the world burns
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my most liked:
https://tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes
my most chronological:
https://tinyurl.com/frovotweets
my cool store:
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com
my webbies:
doodlybugstudio.com
rsmarchive.weebly.com
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frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
· 9d
i know everything is terrible but valentines are back at
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com ♥♥♥ also fuck ICE ♥♥♥
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com ♥♥♥ also fuck ICE ♥♥♥
my favorite part of the melania movie is when dorothy’s house falls on her
January 28, 2026 at 7:17 PM
my favorite part of the melania movie is when dorothy’s house falls on her
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week www.thepoke.com/2026/01/28/2...
January 28, 2026 at 6:59 AM
25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week www.thepoke.com/2026/01/28/2...
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It's doomsday o'clock somewhere
January 28, 2026 at 3:39 AM
It's doomsday o'clock somewhere
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*flicks cigarette butt after taking a long drag*
here’s the thing-
[there is a massive explosion because i forgot i’m at a gas station]
here’s the thing-
[there is a massive explosion because i forgot i’m at a gas station]
January 27, 2026 at 11:08 AM
*flicks cigarette butt after taking a long drag*
here’s the thing-
[there is a massive explosion because i forgot i’m at a gas station]
here’s the thing-
[there is a massive explosion because i forgot i’m at a gas station]
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SUPERMAN: I have super strength
FLASH: I have super speed
AQUAMAN: I control sea creatures
GREEN ARROW: I tell cars when to turn left
FLASH: I have super speed
AQUAMAN: I control sea creatures
GREEN ARROW: I tell cars when to turn left
January 28, 2026 at 1:43 AM
SUPERMAN: I have super strength
FLASH: I have super speed
AQUAMAN: I control sea creatures
GREEN ARROW: I tell cars when to turn left
FLASH: I have super speed
AQUAMAN: I control sea creatures
GREEN ARROW: I tell cars when to turn left
ME: hi i’m here for literal club
WORKER: *holding clipboard* what is your name
ME: no it isn't
WORKER: *holding clipboard* what is your name
ME: no it isn't
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 PM
ME: hi i’m here for literal club
WORKER: *holding clipboard* what is your name
ME: no it isn't
WORKER: *holding clipboard* what is your name
ME: no it isn't
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop disassociating.
January 27, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop disassociating.
BREAKING: border patrol chief Greg Bovino to be replaced by Stuart Little
January 27, 2026 at 4:05 PM
BREAKING: border patrol chief Greg Bovino to be replaced by Stuart Little
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[On a date] you wouldn't believe how many HDMI cables I have
January 27, 2026 at 11:33 AM
[On a date] you wouldn't believe how many HDMI cables I have
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Still disappointed that "alleged" doesn't mean "with legs"
January 27, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Still disappointed that "alleged" doesn't mean "with legs"
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It is being reported that Greg Bovino has been trampled by a medium-sized dog, he is said to be recuperating in an American Girl-branded doll bed
January 26, 2026 at 9:50 PM
It is being reported that Greg Bovino has been trampled by a medium-sized dog, he is said to be recuperating in an American Girl-branded doll bed
border patrol chief Greg Bovino steals balloon from child and floats away like the house in Up
January 27, 2026 at 5:56 AM
border patrol chief Greg Bovino steals balloon from child and floats away like the house in Up
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Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino discovered to have been one child in a trenchcoat
January 27, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino discovered to have been one child in a trenchcoat
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
they told bovino ice was downsizing
January 27, 2026 at 5:07 AM
they told bovino ice was downsizing
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MINNESOTA FOR PRESIDENT 2028
January 27, 2026 at 1:37 AM
MINNESOTA FOR PRESIDENT 2028
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INTERVIEWER: what is your greatest strength
ME: i go berserk whenever i hear an oxymoron
INTERVIEWER: wouldn’t that be your greatest weakness
ME: *lunges across desk*
ME: i go berserk whenever i hear an oxymoron
INTERVIEWER: wouldn’t that be your greatest weakness
ME: *lunges across desk*
January 26, 2026 at 10:22 PM
INTERVIEWER: what is your greatest strength
ME: i go berserk whenever i hear an oxymoron
INTERVIEWER: wouldn’t that be your greatest weakness
ME: *lunges across desk*
ME: i go berserk whenever i hear an oxymoron
INTERVIEWER: wouldn’t that be your greatest weakness
ME: *lunges across desk*
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It’s not a block, it’s the end of this journey together
January 26, 2026 at 1:20 AM
It’s not a block, it’s the end of this journey together
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ICE in disarray: a shih tzu has run away with greg bovino in its mouth
January 21, 2026 at 11:01 PM
ICE in disarray: a shih tzu has run away with greg bovino in its mouth
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Just reenacted that scene with Han Solo & Leia & carbonite only it was me yelling I LOVE YOU before my hot dog fell into a mud puddle
January 26, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Just reenacted that scene with Han Solo & Leia & carbonite only it was me yelling I LOVE YOU before my hot dog fell into a mud puddle
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Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."
January 26, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."
