Ray
@sireviscerate.myatproto.social
Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them
Banner: Beautiful drawing of me by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
my so-called bangers:
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Banner: Beautiful drawing of me by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
my so-called bangers:
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Ray
@sireviscerate.myatproto.social
· Oct 2
BREAKING: The mitochondria have released a statement they are ending their long running symbiotic relationship with humans, citing "increasingly poor use of the energy we provide".
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who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
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i married the Monopoly Guy for love and i'm offended you would suggest otherwise
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
i married the Monopoly Guy for love and i'm offended you would suggest otherwise
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
Needing some extra money this holiday season? Try selling matchsticks in the icy cold elements!
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Needing some extra money this holiday season? Try selling matchsticks in the icy cold elements!
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“Why Wearing a Barrel As Pants is The New Hot Style”
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“Why Wearing a Barrel As Pants is The New Hot Style”
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This do-it-yourself art shop sure is getting into the spirit.
November 20, 2024 at 9:32 PM
This do-it-yourself art shop sure is getting into the spirit.
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my new album Made to Fade is out everywhere now. buy it on bandcamp or stream on the evil service of your choosing, i hope you love it 💚 12 songs of angst, self-hauntings, regrets and trans becoming.
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
November 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
my new album Made to Fade is out everywhere now. buy it on bandcamp or stream on the evil service of your choosing, i hope you love it 💚 12 songs of angst, self-hauntings, regrets and trans becoming.
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted to exceed the damage cap of 9999 with my Critical Attacks...
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted to exceed the damage cap of 9999 with my Critical Attacks...
Infodump about your current hyperfixation in the replies, I'll read it and give a thoughtful and sincere response, and maybe a follow-up question.
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Infodump about your current hyperfixation in the replies, I'll read it and give a thoughtful and sincere response, and maybe a follow-up question.
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I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
The phrase "who pissed in your cheerios" makes sense, because why would you ruin perfectly good piss?
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The phrase "who pissed in your cheerios" makes sense, because why would you ruin perfectly good piss?
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Cranberries are a good start, but all of our holiday food should be grown in bogs. We need more festive mosses and lichens in our diet.
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Cranberries are a good start, but all of our holiday food should be grown in bogs. We need more festive mosses and lichens in our diet.
Hell yeah, more rainbows and boobs for the people that deserve them
Well, y'all did it AGAIN!
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Hell yeah, more rainbows and boobs for the people that deserve them
Walton Goggins saying "We're gonna have to do a reshoot" about 'Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers' is just good comedy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Walton Goggins saying "We're gonna have to do a reshoot" about 'Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers' is just good comedy.
At what point did we skip jump into the dumbest possible timeline? I think it's when we elected as president an actor who once co-starred with a chimp
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
At what point did we skip jump into the dumbest possible timeline? I think it's when we elected as president an actor who once co-starred with a chimp
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Calling the Butterball hotline to help me make a decision between butt or ball
November 24, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Calling the Butterball hotline to help me make a decision between butt or ball
I am NOT looking forward to next month. I got a Dick Punch advent calendar, where every day you open a new little door and a huge boxing glove on a spring punches you in the dick. Why did I even buy that?
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I am NOT looking forward to next month. I got a Dick Punch advent calendar, where every day you open a new little door and a huge boxing glove on a spring punches you in the dick. Why did I even buy that?
*slides completely past your DMs and into a wood chipper*
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
*slides completely past your DMs and into a wood chipper*
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Hot take: since Thanksgiving food is *all* food that is far better as leftovers you mcguyver get into strange sandwiches at 3am the next day, that is what Thanksgiving should be.
All the food made the day before, everyone gathers in the kitchen in their pajamas at 3am to go goblin mode on leftovers
All the food made the day before, everyone gathers in the kitchen in their pajamas at 3am to go goblin mode on leftovers
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Hot take: since Thanksgiving food is *all* food that is far better as leftovers you mcguyver get into strange sandwiches at 3am the next day, that is what Thanksgiving should be.
All the food made the day before, everyone gathers in the kitchen in their pajamas at 3am to go goblin mode on leftovers
All the food made the day before, everyone gathers in the kitchen in their pajamas at 3am to go goblin mode on leftovers
Potatoes are a versatile vegetable. You can make all sorts of things with them, from fries and dumplings to ammunition for a PVC cannon that you fuel with hair spray.
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Potatoes are a versatile vegetable. You can make all sorts of things with them, from fries and dumplings to ammunition for a PVC cannon that you fuel with hair spray.
Gifting my secret santa coworker $20 worth of birdseed. Will act genuinely shocked and confused when they don't like it. I'm sorry, I was like 99% sure you were a bird.
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Gifting my secret santa coworker $20 worth of birdseed. Will act genuinely shocked and confused when they don't like it. I'm sorry, I was like 99% sure you were a bird.
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My comedy special it out! Watch it with the family (probably not the kids tho) for the holidays!
My Comedy Special releases Nov 18!!!
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
Here's a clip!!!
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
Here's a clip!!!
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
My comedy special it out! Watch it with the family (probably not the kids tho) for the holidays!
I'm tired of the stereotype of gamers sitting around all day eating doritos and drinking mountain dew. It's reductive and insulting. There's a broad variety of bullshit food and beverages we eat all day, and it's time to acknowledge that.
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I'm tired of the stereotype of gamers sitting around all day eating doritos and drinking mountain dew. It's reductive and insulting. There's a broad variety of bullshit food and beverages we eat all day, and it's time to acknowledge that.
Remember, if you see anyone ringing a bell and collecting donations for the Salvation Army this holiday season, you have a moral obligation to punt that little red bucket into the nearest sewer.
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Remember, if you see anyone ringing a bell and collecting donations for the Salvation Army this holiday season, you have a moral obligation to punt that little red bucket into the nearest sewer.