i want to write the perfect funny post and wake up to it amusing the nightcrawlers but i can’t i’m too sleepy so i guess i will just say goodnight and i hope you have a lovely day tomorrow
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
i want to write the perfect funny post and wake up to it amusing the nightcrawlers but i can’t i’m too sleepy so i guess i will just say goodnight and i hope you have a lovely day tomorrow
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people with beautiful eyes may no longer reply to me i can tell you are trying to trap my soul in them
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
people with beautiful eyes may no longer reply to me i can tell you are trying to trap my soul in them
my whole family just washed down the same storm drain
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
my whole family just washed down the same storm drain
i’m committed to posting bad and lazy stuff i don’t care what the people want
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i’m committed to posting bad and lazy stuff i don’t care what the people want
when no one expects anything out of you it’s actually really funny to give them nothing
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
when no one expects anything out of you it’s actually really funny to give them nothing
lord allow me a little bit of curiosity every day
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
lord allow me a little bit of curiosity every day
zoning out a bit during the death match rules because someone brought a really cute dog to the fighting pit
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
zoning out a bit during the death match rules because someone brought a really cute dog to the fighting pit
if you don’t keep touching hot stoves then how will you experience the thrill of touching one that is cold
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
if you don’t keep touching hot stoves then how will you experience the thrill of touching one that is cold
trying to imagine a psycho who turned on notifications for my posts but who would be so strange
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
trying to imagine a psycho who turned on notifications for my posts but who would be so strange
i find a new light switch in my house every day i don’t know what they turn on or off
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
i find a new light switch in my house every day i don’t know what they turn on or off
i don’t really care about your thing because i’m surrounded by angels
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
i don’t really care about your thing because i’m surrounded by angels
my guinea pig is being cute but i’m gatekeeping photos
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
my guinea pig is being cute but i’m gatekeeping photos
i was born in a jacuzzi but the water was too hot so i came out half lobster
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
i was born in a jacuzzi but the water was too hot so i came out half lobster
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sorry I only listen to the devil's music
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
sorry I only listen to the devil's music
look extreme violence got us into this situation and i really think extreme violence can get us out of it too
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
look extreme violence got us into this situation and i really think extreme violence can get us out of it too
that's an easy way to find yourself lost and who could blame you in these times
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
that's an easy way to find yourself lost and who could blame you in these times
a thousand warning shots yet there came no reply
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
a thousand warning shots yet there came no reply
if i was a Yakuza guy my thing would be that i only have one medium size tattoo
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
if i was a Yakuza guy my thing would be that i only have one medium size tattoo
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cop: you can't just dig huge holes in your yard
me: they are pits
cop: excuse me?
me: not holes they are pits
cop: i don't see a difference
me: obviously
cop: you have to clear this with the town and utility providers
me: babylon come down
cop: stop saying that
me: they are pits
cop: excuse me?
me: not holes they are pits
cop: i don't see a difference
me: obviously
cop: you have to clear this with the town and utility providers
me: babylon come down
cop: stop saying that
April 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
cop: you can't just dig huge holes in your yard
me: they are pits
cop: excuse me?
me: not holes they are pits
cop: i don't see a difference
me: obviously
cop: you have to clear this with the town and utility providers
me: babylon come down
cop: stop saying that
me: they are pits
cop: excuse me?
me: not holes they are pits
cop: i don't see a difference
me: obviously
cop: you have to clear this with the town and utility providers
me: babylon come down
cop: stop saying that
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sometimes when you feel sad and confused for no reason the best thing you can do is put yourself to bed
February 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
sometimes when you feel sad and confused for no reason the best thing you can do is put yourself to bed
i have the perfect physique to be the town oaf but that job sadly doesn’t exist anymore
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
i have the perfect physique to be the town oaf but that job sadly doesn’t exist anymore
found an abandoned village that’s not on any maps and vandalized an ancient shrine in the town square
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
found an abandoned village that’s not on any maps and vandalized an ancient shrine in the town square
thank you to everyone who is nice to me and keeps me company
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
thank you to everyone who is nice to me and keeps me company
