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funeralpig.bsky.social
wargen
@funeralpig.bsky.social
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1h
that part is good advice
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1h
also i've been sober for almost three weeks now and god willing i will stay sober for many more
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 2h
always nice to hear from a fan
texts that say “get sober, you worthless cheating cunt and stop having public meltdowns online fucking embarrassing”
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1h
i don't want my wife to know about our love
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · Apr 22
me: i can't keep posting my heart is too heavy

me posting 30 seconds later: i would do an extrajudicial killing on ALF if i ever saw him try to eat a cat
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 2h
always nice to hear from a fan
texts that say “get sober, you worthless cheating cunt and stop having public meltdowns online fucking embarrassing”
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 2h
bluesky is the last stop for me if this place falls apart the only place i will be moving to is a monastery
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 12h
whenever i hear a baby crying i’m like yeah man i get it
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 13h
me when my friends go to bed
drawing of a little chubby creature crying after being pelted by tomatoes
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 13h
we spent many long nights in the earthworm church
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 13h
nobody cares that when they go to bed it physically harms me
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 13h
there are other ways to live for instance i live the life of a large toad
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crannyboy.bsky.social
cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 13h
Basically I disavow my followers
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 13h
You all let me down today
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 13h
(hands on my hips) yep
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 13h
i have to cut all the sin out
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 14h
after you trigger my boss cinematic it’s revealed my entire body is a glowing orange weak spot
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 14h
spreading it all over the road
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 14h
up late night creeping around real close to the ground
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jonk.bsky.social
count jonkula @jonk.bsky.social · 1d
Girl at party: your job must be so cool
Ancient mariner: sure, but there’s always the riming
Girl at party: of course
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1d
birth marriage death motherfucker
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1d
straining so hard to pee that a bunch of stuff that looks like spaghetti comes out
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1d
highly recommend it
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1d
guy who is too excited about getting surgery tomorrow
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dyke.bsky.social
jody @dyke.bsky.social · 1d
i still don't get why people are saying this site is evil and toxic. all i see is a bunch of subdued men in their 30s tweeting about lunch
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1d
even now in heaven there were angels carrying savage weapons
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