ah ah ah your joke didn't consider every single literal interpretation i can think of
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
ah ah ah your joke didn't consider every single literal interpretation i can think of
me putting you to bed after a forehead kiss
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
me putting you to bed after a forehead kiss
me when i guy i just met bets me 5 bucks i won't get naked and rip off my own face
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
me when i guy i just met bets me 5 bucks i won't get naked and rip off my own face
her: are you stupid?
me:
me:
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
her: are you stupid?
me:
me:
babe i have great news
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
babe i have great news
nw more fun than i remembered
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
nw more fun than i remembered
injecting this bird with ozempic
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
injecting this bird with ozempic
how it feels to be correctly criticized for my words and actions
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
how it feels to be correctly criticized for my words and actions
me about to ruin the vibes at the function with a story from my childhood
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
me about to ruin the vibes at the function with a story from my childhood
