MonsterKing
@cerromerussell.blacksky.app
Comedian, Podcaster
PG County by way of Sumter County, Georgia
PG County by way of Sumter County, Georgia
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MonsterKing
@cerromerussell.blacksky.app
· Nov 20
Watch Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter | Prime Video
Though now a native of DC, Cerrome Russell dives into his Southern roots for his debut special. Weaving seamlessly between stories about his size, his family and dating, Cerrome delights a sold out crowd in Raleigh, NC - leaving no doubt that he's a comedic voice worth watching.
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Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
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Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
Amazon Prime
amzn.to/3X37a9O
Apple TV
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Google Play
bit.ly/43AQ9HC
Vimeo
bit.ly/3JS5KMn
YouTube TV
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All American chocolates would be under the jail. I didn’t even know I liked chocolate until I went overseas. We get the bottom of the remnants of the waste—then they make Hersey’s kisses and Reece’s pieces
January 27, 2026 at 8:25 AM
All American chocolates would be under the jail. I didn’t even know I liked chocolate until I went overseas. We get the bottom of the remnants of the waste—then they make Hersey’s kisses and Reece’s pieces
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I once had a friend serve me some of the wretched hot chocolate I have ever tasted, while doing a whole song and dance about how hot chocolate was first invented in Mesoamerica. I took one sip, set it down, and replied "So I take it you're trying to reinvent the recipe?" before pushing it away.🤣
Bad hot chocolate should be a federal crime. How do you mess up something so wholesome???!
January 27, 2026 at 8:25 AM
I once had a friend serve me some of the wretched hot chocolate I have ever tasted, while doing a whole song and dance about how hot chocolate was first invented in Mesoamerica. I took one sip, set it down, and replied "So I take it you're trying to reinvent the recipe?" before pushing it away.🤣
Bad hot chocolate should be a federal crime. How do you mess up something so wholesome???!
January 27, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Bad hot chocolate should be a federal crime. How do you mess up something so wholesome???!
I want to go outside for fresh air but.... Nawl.
January 27, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I want to go outside for fresh air but.... Nawl.
Enough sex talk. On to music!
January 27, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Enough sex talk. On to music!
My meds cause sexual health problems tho. Not being able to crescendo seems like a good problem to have until you have it.
January 27, 2026 at 6:21 AM
My meds cause sexual health problems tho. Not being able to crescendo seems like a good problem to have until you have it.
I'm over 35. No ED. But the tradeoff is I'm Bipolar. Sure my meat works, but at what cost?
January 27, 2026 at 6:19 AM
I'm over 35. No ED. But the tradeoff is I'm Bipolar. Sure my meat works, but at what cost?
I do not have 19 kids. I have 5. Which is probably the same as 19 to most people. Nevermind, I'll just sit over here in the corner.
a cartoon drawing of a person standing in a corner
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a person standing in a corner
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January 27, 2026 at 6:16 AM
I do not have 19 kids. I have 5. Which is probably the same as 19 to most people. Nevermind, I'll just sit over here in the corner.
I had pizza. I'm tired of pizza.
January 27, 2026 at 6:13 AM
I had pizza. I'm tired of pizza.
I'm hungry but I don't know what to eat.
January 27, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I'm hungry but I don't know what to eat.
It's Pandora's box. Never hit show
It’s my fault for always pressing “show” on those filtered posts.
January 27, 2026 at 5:35 AM
It's Pandora's box. Never hit show
"I thought you were kinky?"
What the fuck that gotta do with me dressing up like Link from Zelda and letting you peg me woman?
What the fuck that gotta do with me dressing up like Link from Zelda and letting you peg me woman?
January 27, 2026 at 5:16 AM
"I thought you were kinky?"
What the fuck that gotta do with me dressing up like Link from Zelda and letting you peg me woman?
What the fuck that gotta do with me dressing up like Link from Zelda and letting you peg me woman?
Also. Just because you're not into a particular act doesn't mean you're not kinky or whatever. It's just not your thing.
January 27, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Also. Just because you're not into a particular act doesn't mean you're not kinky or whatever. It's just not your thing.
I got 9 more in here.
January 27, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I got 9 more in here.
Exactly
Was just having the convo tonight. One person’s freaky could be the next person’s vanilla.
January 27, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Exactly
Why would I care JD Vance took time off from sofa fucking to make another hateful ass baby raised in his household?
January 27, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Why would I care JD Vance took time off from sofa fucking to make another hateful ass baby raised in his household?
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Cool, here’s my op ed: Fuck ‘em both
From the Editorial Board: You don’t need to share the Vances’ political views to be happy for them.
Editorial: A baby at 1 Observatory Circle
A new life is a reason for hope, a moment that invites optimism about the future. We wish Usha and the Vance family well.
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January 27, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Cool, here’s my op ed: Fuck ‘em both
What's funny about my special coming to satellite radio is I'm already on Kevin Hart channel. No idea how I got there and never been paid for it....... Ain't like I got the nigga number tho.
January 27, 2026 at 4:41 AM
What's funny about my special coming to satellite radio is I'm already on Kevin Hart channel. No idea how I got there and never been paid for it....... Ain't like I got the nigga number tho.
I found a way to mute all these alarms at my job and my mind is at ease. Still gotta address em but that alert noise was driving me crazy.
January 27, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I found a way to mute all these alarms at my job and my mind is at ease. Still gotta address em but that alert noise was driving me crazy.
My kids wake me up for snoring and I'm like you know where it's real quiet? In your own room!
January 27, 2026 at 2:03 AM
My kids wake me up for snoring and I'm like you know where it's real quiet? In your own room!
One side. Kids have claimed 87% of King sized bed.
Y’all sleep in the middle of the bed or on one side?
January 27, 2026 at 1:59 AM
One side. Kids have claimed 87% of King sized bed.
I shoulda stayed home.
January 27, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I shoulda stayed home.