MonsterKing
@cerromerussell.blacksky.app
Comedian, Podcaster
PG County by way of Sumter County, Georgia
PG County by way of Sumter County, Georgia
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MonsterKing
@cerromerussell.blacksky.app
· Nov 20
Watch Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter | Prime Video
Though now a native of DC, Cerrome Russell dives into his Southern roots for his debut special. Weaving seamlessly between stories about his size, his family and dating, Cerrome delights a sold out crowd in Raleigh, NC - leaving no doubt that he's a comedic voice worth watching.
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Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
Amazon Prime
amzn.to/3X37a9O
Apple TV
apple.co/49rqAN0
Google Play
bit.ly/43AQ9HC
Vimeo
bit.ly/3JS5KMn
YouTube TV
bit.ly/3LEcOgb
Dang it
Update on weekend snow potential: The most reliable model data continues to keep the storm too far south and east for snow in the D.C. area. However, it’s still close enough that we are not yet a lock for no snow, and snow odds remain a little higher for the Eastern Shore.
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January 27, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Dang it
I'll be there in Silver Spring!
this man finally announced a tour. that chicago show will be seeing me 👏🏾🤞🏾
January 27, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I'll be there in Silver Spring!
Big Krit!
That blog era mixtape run was special. You really had to be tapped into the forums to hear everything.
January 27, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Big Krit!
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You tell your kids not to eat in their rooms and they sneak stuff in like raccoons and hide it under the bed like I can't see that big ass purple bag of Takis.
January 27, 2026 at 6:39 PM
You tell your kids not to eat in their rooms and they sneak stuff in like raccoons and hide it under the bed like I can't see that big ass purple bag of Takis.
Check under your kid's beds. It's Takis under there.
January 27, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Check under your kid's beds. It's Takis under there.
Everything here. Clothes and hygiene stuff.
Fathers who coparent, I have an inquiry: do your babies have to pack a bag to spend days with you or do you have everything at your house?
January 27, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Everything here. Clothes and hygiene stuff.
ICE don't need to be reigned in or curtailed. They need to be decommissioned. Full stop. No need for them.
January 27, 2026 at 1:39 PM
ICE don't need to be reigned in or curtailed. They need to be decommissioned. Full stop. No need for them.
I don't think the congressional dems know the difference between abolish and admonish when it comes to ICE
January 27, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I don't think the congressional dems know the difference between abolish and admonish when it comes to ICE
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Couldn’t have happened at a worse time.
I believe Moderna holds a patent for an older bird flu vaccine.
I believe Moderna holds a patent for an older bird flu vaccine.
Moderna have announced that they won't run new phase three trials now with massive impacts for new vaccine development- why- its because of RFK Jr and his anti-vaccine campaigns and cancelling mRNA vaccine research which affect the sales the company can then make 🧪🧵 #PublicHealth
Moderna Won’t Run Phase III Vaccine Trials as Skepticism Grows in US: Bloomberg
Growing opposition to vaccines in the U.S., driven by recent government policy changes, makes it difficult to see a return on investment in vaccine development, Moderna CEO Stéphane Bancel said this w...
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January 27, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Couldn’t have happened at a worse time.
I believe Moderna holds a patent for an older bird flu vaccine.
I believe Moderna holds a patent for an older bird flu vaccine.
I used to
Do you hold grudges?
January 27, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I used to
I'll be damn if rent ain't bout due. It's too cold for rent.
January 27, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I'll be damn if rent ain't bout due. It's too cold for rent.
My cousins are having a trail ride and bonfire and I can't even make it
January 27, 2026 at 12:48 PM
My cousins are having a trail ride and bonfire and I can't even make it
I'll see myself out
January 27, 2026 at 12:31 PM
I'll see myself out
It's only 5° outside... And as some purveyors of penis will tell you... 5 ain't going to be enough.
January 27, 2026 at 12:21 PM
It's only 5° outside... And as some purveyors of penis will tell you... 5 ain't going to be enough.
I have controversial weather joke to make
January 27, 2026 at 12:19 PM
I have controversial weather joke to make
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All American chocolates would be under the jail. I didn’t even know I liked chocolate until I went overseas. We get the bottom of the remnants of the waste—then they make Hersey’s kisses and Reece’s pieces
January 27, 2026 at 8:25 AM
All American chocolates would be under the jail. I didn’t even know I liked chocolate until I went overseas. We get the bottom of the remnants of the waste—then they make Hersey’s kisses and Reece’s pieces
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I once had a friend serve me some of the wretched hot chocolate I have ever tasted, while doing a whole song and dance about how hot chocolate was first invented in Mesoamerica. I took one sip, set it down, and replied "So I take it you're trying to reinvent the recipe?" before pushing it away.🤣
Bad hot chocolate should be a federal crime. How do you mess up something so wholesome???!
January 27, 2026 at 8:25 AM
I once had a friend serve me some of the wretched hot chocolate I have ever tasted, while doing a whole song and dance about how hot chocolate was first invented in Mesoamerica. I took one sip, set it down, and replied "So I take it you're trying to reinvent the recipe?" before pushing it away.🤣
Bad hot chocolate should be a federal crime. How do you mess up something so wholesome???!
January 27, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Bad hot chocolate should be a federal crime. How do you mess up something so wholesome???!
I want to go outside for fresh air but.... Nawl.
January 27, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I want to go outside for fresh air but.... Nawl.
Enough sex talk. On to music!
January 27, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Enough sex talk. On to music!
My meds cause sexual health problems tho. Not being able to crescendo seems like a good problem to have until you have it.
January 27, 2026 at 6:21 AM
My meds cause sexual health problems tho. Not being able to crescendo seems like a good problem to have until you have it.
I'm over 35. No ED. But the tradeoff is I'm Bipolar. Sure my meat works, but at what cost?
January 27, 2026 at 6:19 AM
I'm over 35. No ED. But the tradeoff is I'm Bipolar. Sure my meat works, but at what cost?