MonsterKing
@cerromerussell.blacksky.app
Comedian, Podcaster
PG County by way of Sumter County, Georgia
PG County by way of Sumter County, Georgia
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MonsterKing
@cerromerussell.blacksky.app
· Nov 20
Watch Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter | Prime Video
Though now a native of DC, Cerrome Russell dives into his Southern roots for his debut special. Weaving seamlessly between stories about his size, his family and dating, Cerrome delights a sold out crowd in Raleigh, NC - leaving no doubt that he's a comedic voice worth watching.
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Hello good people, My Comedy Special is out! Here's all the links for rent/purchase!
Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
Amazon Prime
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Apple TV
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Google Play
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Vimeo
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YouTube TV
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Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
Amazon Prime
amzn.to/3X37a9O
Apple TV
apple.co/49rqAN0
Google Play
bit.ly/43AQ9HC
Vimeo
bit.ly/3JS5KMn
YouTube TV
bit.ly/3LEcOgb
I'll take care of you if...
If you want me to
I'm always ready for your love
open.spotify.com/track/2ENxOX...
If you want me to
I'm always ready for your love
open.spotify.com/track/2ENxOX...
Take Care of You (feat. Syd)
open.spotify.com
January 28, 2026 at 7:33 AM
I'll take care of you if...
If you want me to
I'm always ready for your love
open.spotify.com/track/2ENxOX...
If you want me to
I'm always ready for your love
open.spotify.com/track/2ENxOX...
I think I might start watching Fallout. I just watched the first 15 minutes of episode 1 and damn
January 28, 2026 at 7:25 AM
I think I might start watching Fallout. I just watched the first 15 minutes of episode 1 and damn
James Blake makes the perfect music for gazing forlorn out the window cause you ain't been outside in 4 days
January 28, 2026 at 7:08 AM
James Blake makes the perfect music for gazing forlorn out the window cause you ain't been outside in 4 days
Reposted by MonsterKing
Say what now!?
*runs to Apple Music*
*runs to Apple Music*
January 28, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Say what now!?
*runs to Apple Music*
*runs to Apple Music*
Asddfgghjjkll
January 28, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Asddfgghjjkll
I did it but I've been asked to leave Home Depot and never come back.
Every man think their dick big. Put your shit next to a tape measurer right now. If it don’t hit at minimum 8, babe you are average at best. Average is good. Average ain’t big tho.
January 28, 2026 at 6:39 AM
I did it but I've been asked to leave Home Depot and never come back.
You gotta be cognizant of your meat missile if you got one. Don't go to DEFCON 1 unless she asks
January 28, 2026 at 6:16 AM
You gotta be cognizant of your meat missile if you got one. Don't go to DEFCON 1 unless she asks
Her running from your meat ain't a good feeling cause you will not be getting a second invite to the house of coochie.
January 28, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Her running from your meat ain't a good feeling cause you will not be getting a second invite to the house of coochie.
Watching Blade II and just realized that this is Darryl from TWD
January 28, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Watching Blade II and just realized that this is Darryl from TWD
What I didn't understand about Blade is why the older vampires weren't stronger than Frost. Ain't vampire supposed to get stronger as they get older?
January 28, 2026 at 4:26 AM
What I didn't understand about Blade is why the older vampires weren't stronger than Frost. Ain't vampire supposed to get stronger as they get older?
Lmaooo
"Where is your cat?" (Scared lil fur ball is hiding from yall drunk asses)
Wine sex make you do those long slow strokes and trying to remember what little French you learned in school while you in it.
"Où est votre chat"
"Où est votre chat"
January 28, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Lmaooo
You'd think my accent would be considered exotic seeing as being from rural Georgia it ain't exactly English. But no.
January 28, 2026 at 4:01 AM
You'd think my accent would be considered exotic seeing as being from rural Georgia it ain't exactly English. But no.
Wine sex make you do those long slow strokes and trying to remember what little French you learned in school while you in it.
"Où est votre chat"
"Où est votre chat"
January 28, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Wine sex make you do those long slow strokes and trying to remember what little French you learned in school while you in it.
"Où est votre chat"
"Où est votre chat"
In my opinion her security should STILL be stomping on that muthafucka head. Wasn't enough urgency except from her.
January 28, 2026 at 3:34 AM
In my opinion her security should STILL be stomping on that muthafucka head. Wasn't enough urgency except from her.
Also know as Jazz Humping
Idk wine sex is the best
Idc what anybody says…high sex is better than drunk sex
January 28, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Also know as Jazz Humping
Wowww she was bout ready
They? SHE almost beat him down lol
blacksky.community/profile/did:...
blacksky.community/profile/did:...
Toughest congressperson in America rears back for a punch, and refuses to cut short townhall, after asshole sprays her with something.
January 28, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Wowww she was bout ready
Somebody attacked her? These muthafuckas are horrible. Did they beat him down?
January 28, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Somebody attacked her? These muthafuckas are horrible. Did they beat him down?
Wait what?!
Two Democratic members of Congress attacked in three days. Maxwell Frost was assaulted on Saturday, Ilan Omar tonight.
January 28, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Wait what?!
Eating coochie high actually fun tho
agreed but giving head with cotton mouth will fuck up the vibes 😂
Idc what anybody says…high sex is better than drunk sex
January 28, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Eating coochie high actually fun tho
Skippity Paps!
[She strikes him.]
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Skippity Paps!
Gregory Porter voice is magical to me.
January 28, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Gregory Porter voice is magical to me.
Hey Laura it's me
Sorry but I had to ring your doorbell so late...
Sorry but I had to ring your doorbell so late...
January 28, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Hey Laura it's me
Sorry but I had to ring your doorbell so late...
Sorry but I had to ring your doorbell so late...