MonsterKing
@cerromerussell.blacksky.app
Comedian, Podcaster
PG County by way of Sumter County, Georgia
PG County by way of Sumter County, Georgia
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MonsterKing
@cerromerussell.blacksky.app
· Nov 20
Watch Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter | Prime Video
Though now a native of DC, Cerrome Russell dives into his Southern roots for his debut special. Weaving seamlessly between stories about his size, his family and dating, Cerrome delights a sold out crowd in Raleigh, NC - leaving no doubt that he's a comedic voice worth watching.
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Hello good people, My Comedy Special is out! Here's all the links for rent/purchase!
Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
Amazon Prime
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Apple TV
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Google Play
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Vimeo
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YouTube TV
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Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
Amazon Prime
amzn.to/3X37a9O
Apple TV
apple.co/49rqAN0
Google Play
bit.ly/43AQ9HC
Vimeo
bit.ly/3JS5KMn
YouTube TV
bit.ly/3LEcOgb
That 3-4 is just insult to injury
If you are wondering where we are with the snow totals here near Lowell, Massachusetts.👇 ❄️ ☃️
January 26, 2026 at 9:23 AM
That 3-4 is just insult to injury
I gotta figure out which route I'm taking home in the morning. I hope those roads are clear by then
January 26, 2026 at 8:45 AM
I gotta figure out which route I'm taking home in the morning. I hope those roads are clear by then
Anthony Hamilton was hurt bad on I'm a Mess. Brother said he hadn't worked in three weeks?!
January 26, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Anthony Hamilton was hurt bad on I'm a Mess. Brother said he hadn't worked in three weeks?!
Ain't bathed, ain't shaved... Cause my heart is so tender open.spotify.com/track/2nRjJw...
I'm A Mess
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January 26, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Ain't bathed, ain't shaved... Cause my heart is so tender open.spotify.com/track/2nRjJw...
I don't care too much for money, cause money can't buy me love
bart simpson is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a glass of water ..
ALT: bart simpson is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a glass of water ..
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January 26, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I don't care too much for money, cause money can't buy me love
I need bout 6 of yall to sing and harmonize this with me. I'm singing all the lead parts tho. Know your role. open.spotify.com/track/7BblmJ...
(Money Can't) Buy Me Love
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January 26, 2026 at 5:45 AM
I need bout 6 of yall to sing and harmonize this with me. I'm singing all the lead parts tho. Know your role. open.spotify.com/track/7BblmJ...
Save tomorrow for me... open.spotify.com/track/5pDuok...
I'm Comin' Home
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January 26, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Save tomorrow for me... open.spotify.com/track/5pDuok...
To everybody with Sirius XM my comedy special drops as a album soon. Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter on satellite radio!
January 26, 2026 at 5:19 AM
To everybody with Sirius XM my comedy special drops as a album soon. Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter on satellite radio!
What the hell is this scalp I'm seeing. It looks like a Jigsaw trap you can't escape.
January 26, 2026 at 4:34 AM
What the hell is this scalp I'm seeing. It looks like a Jigsaw trap you can't escape.
I'm sick of the alarms at my job. Just constant. I ain't coming in Monday night
January 26, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I'm sick of the alarms at my job. Just constant. I ain't coming in Monday night
Since when does Virginia or Maryland have age verification on BlueSky?
January 26, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Since when does Virginia or Maryland have age verification on BlueSky?
And because they paying for standby time at my job everybody and they mama came in early. Jackals! Get out of my office!
January 26, 2026 at 1:51 AM
And because they paying for standby time at my job everybody and they mama came in early. Jackals! Get out of my office!
I get a lot of overtime on this check but that means Uncle Sam is on my ass too
January 26, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I get a lot of overtime on this check but that means Uncle Sam is on my ass too
They paying for standby time at my job now so staying here this whole time wasn't for nothing.
January 26, 2026 at 1:49 AM
They paying for standby time at my job now so staying here this whole time wasn't for nothing.
Relax your mind let it free open.spotify.com/track/4w1QUi...
Here We Are
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January 26, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Relax your mind let it free open.spotify.com/track/4w1QUi...
Change a Letter, ruin a film:
Indiana Bones
Indiana Bones
Change a letter, ruin a film:
The Filth Element
The Filth Element
change a letter, ruin a film:
Silence of the Limbs
Silence of the Limbs
January 25, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Change a Letter, ruin a film:
Indiana Bones
Indiana Bones
Gotta wear special glasses like looking at an eclipse
Idk how men last during backshots. Just looking at one of the best views known to man & trying not to cum in 2 minutes…😮💨
January 25, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Gotta wear special glasses like looking at an eclipse
So the cot was good sleep. I'm definitely surviving in the apocalypse!
January 25, 2026 at 7:36 PM
So the cot was good sleep. I'm definitely surviving in the apocalypse!
😂😂😂 This was bout Cam Newton silly ass.
Apparently I shared this 10 years ago on my Facebook 😂 @cerromerussell.blacksky.app
January 25, 2026 at 7:36 PM
😂😂😂 This was bout Cam Newton silly ass.
I set up my cot and sleeping bag. I'm using this as apocalypse training since I figure we'll be using office buildings as shelter. About to hunt possums in the snow
January 25, 2026 at 12:17 PM
I set up my cot and sleeping bag. I'm using this as apocalypse training since I figure we'll be using office buildings as shelter. About to hunt possums in the snow
Soon as I said 2am got here fast the clock slowed down at work.
January 25, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Soon as I said 2am got here fast the clock slowed down at work.