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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 37m

I am funny in real life man smh

Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 19d

DC/MURRLAND/NOVA...yeen got your tix, yet?

www.dccomedyloft.com/events/113749

The Comedy Loft of DC | Felonious Munk

www.dccomedyloft.com

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 41m

The judge had on chucks and a Compton shirt under the robes

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 46m

That rap beef was by far the most one sided yet entertaining one in years though

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 47m

I don't know bout most infamous. Pac and Biggie dead as hell

Erik Uebelacker @uebey.bsky.social · 1h

NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.

More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 48m

Man don't describe how fire the song was in legal speak lmaooo

Erik Uebelacker @uebey.bsky.social · 1h

NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.

More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1h

Dead ass could protect yourself in knife fight lmao

MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1h

You can straight shoot your phone if it has an Otter Box case on it but its not even fun to use the phone

MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1h

🤣🤣🤣

MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1h

Lmaooo

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1h

That's horrible

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1h

"I'm going pick you up and walk around with you"

"OK"

"Why you slipping out?"

"Get down... I ain't got the meat for this"

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1h

You never know if don't have enough dick until it's far too late to do anything about it.

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1h

I'll leave!

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1h

Lmaooo that'll work

MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1h

Nancy Reagan:

Cocoa Chaos @seauxcocoa.bsky.social · 1h

You need a lot of dick for this

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1h

Haint lmao

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Cpt. Kandy Franklin⚓️🍬 @kandy.has.fish · 2h

'25 fishing season was marked mostly by client's fish.
I didn't catch nearly the amount I wanted personally but these here are my personal favorite catches of the year.

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1h

Hey folks... Yes I have questionable skeets... I agree! But I'm dead ass funny in real life onstage. Come see me!

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1h

I struggle with haunt and aunt lol

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1h

Hey Baltimore People! I have a show nearby tomorrow at 730! Get your tickets now!

nextstopcomedy.com/events/heavy...

Heavy Seas Beer - Next Stop Comedy 2025-10-10 19:30

October 10, 2025 7:30 pm - 9:00 pm Next Stop Comedy brings the best comedians, with new lineups every time, straight to your neighborhood for an unforgettable night of laughter! Our shows feature top-...

nextstopcomedy.com

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1h

Waaada

HottieGolightly @breakfasthost.blacksky.app · 1h

Water

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 1d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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Michelle 🪷🇲🇽🇺🇸🌵 @chicana74.bsky.social · 17h

This headline 🤣🤣🤣

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 2h

I give up already

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 2h

Dollar Tree before they restock

Freeyore @mewefree.bsky.social · 2h

What are some stores with depressing vibes you hate(d) to shop in?

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 3h

Indeed

mx. crane if you’re nasty 🎃 @femputer.blacksky.app · 4h

hip dips are hella cute actually

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