MonsterKing
@cerromerussell.blacksky.app
Comedian, Podcaster
PG County by way of Sumter County, Georgia
PG County by way of Sumter County, Georgia
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MonsterKing
@cerromerussell.blacksky.app
· Nov 20
Watch Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter | Prime Video
Though now a native of DC, Cerrome Russell dives into his Southern roots for his debut special. Weaving seamlessly between stories about his size, his family and dating, Cerrome delights a sold out crowd in Raleigh, NC - leaving no doubt that he's a comedic voice worth watching.
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Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
Amazon Prime
amzn.to/3X37a9O
Apple TV
apple.co/49rqAN0
Google Play
bit.ly/43AQ9HC
Vimeo
bit.ly/3JS5KMn
YouTube TV
bit.ly/3LEcOgb
Everything here. Clothes and hygiene stuff.
Fathers who coparent, I have an inquiry: do your babies have to pack a bag to spend days with you or do you have everything at your house?
January 27, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Everything here. Clothes and hygiene stuff.
ICE don't need to be reigned in or curtailed. They need to be decommissioned. Full stop. No need for them.
January 27, 2026 at 1:39 PM
ICE don't need to be reigned in or curtailed. They need to be decommissioned. Full stop. No need for them.
I don't think the congressional dems know the difference between abolish and admonish when it comes to ICE
January 27, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I don't think the congressional dems know the difference between abolish and admonish when it comes to ICE
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Couldn’t have happened at a worse time.
I believe Moderna holds a patent for an older bird flu vaccine.
I believe Moderna holds a patent for an older bird flu vaccine.
Moderna have announced that they won't run new phase three trials now with massive impacts for new vaccine development- why- its because of RFK Jr and his anti-vaccine campaigns and cancelling mRNA vaccine research which affect the sales the company can then make 🧪🧵 #PublicHealth
Moderna Won’t Run Phase III Vaccine Trials as Skepticism Grows in US: Bloomberg
Growing opposition to vaccines in the U.S., driven by recent government policy changes, makes it difficult to see a return on investment in vaccine development, Moderna CEO Stéphane Bancel said this w...
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January 27, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Couldn’t have happened at a worse time.
I believe Moderna holds a patent for an older bird flu vaccine.
I believe Moderna holds a patent for an older bird flu vaccine.
I used to
Do you hold grudges?
January 27, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I used to
I'll be damn if rent ain't bout due. It's too cold for rent.
January 27, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I'll be damn if rent ain't bout due. It's too cold for rent.
My cousins are having a trail ride and bonfire and I can't even make it
January 27, 2026 at 12:48 PM
My cousins are having a trail ride and bonfire and I can't even make it
I'll see myself out
January 27, 2026 at 12:31 PM
I'll see myself out
It's only 5° outside... And as some purveyors of penis will tell you... 5 ain't going to be enough.
January 27, 2026 at 12:21 PM
It's only 5° outside... And as some purveyors of penis will tell you... 5 ain't going to be enough.
I have controversial weather joke to make
January 27, 2026 at 12:19 PM
I have controversial weather joke to make
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All American chocolates would be under the jail. I didn’t even know I liked chocolate until I went overseas. We get the bottom of the remnants of the waste—then they make Hersey’s kisses and Reece’s pieces
January 27, 2026 at 8:25 AM
All American chocolates would be under the jail. I didn’t even know I liked chocolate until I went overseas. We get the bottom of the remnants of the waste—then they make Hersey’s kisses and Reece’s pieces
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I once had a friend serve me some of the wretched hot chocolate I have ever tasted, while doing a whole song and dance about how hot chocolate was first invented in Mesoamerica. I took one sip, set it down, and replied "So I take it you're trying to reinvent the recipe?" before pushing it away.🤣
Bad hot chocolate should be a federal crime. How do you mess up something so wholesome???!
January 27, 2026 at 8:25 AM
I once had a friend serve me some of the wretched hot chocolate I have ever tasted, while doing a whole song and dance about how hot chocolate was first invented in Mesoamerica. I took one sip, set it down, and replied "So I take it you're trying to reinvent the recipe?" before pushing it away.🤣
Bad hot chocolate should be a federal crime. How do you mess up something so wholesome???!
January 27, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Bad hot chocolate should be a federal crime. How do you mess up something so wholesome???!
I want to go outside for fresh air but.... Nawl.
January 27, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I want to go outside for fresh air but.... Nawl.
Enough sex talk. On to music!
January 27, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Enough sex talk. On to music!
My meds cause sexual health problems tho. Not being able to crescendo seems like a good problem to have until you have it.
January 27, 2026 at 6:21 AM
My meds cause sexual health problems tho. Not being able to crescendo seems like a good problem to have until you have it.
I'm over 35. No ED. But the tradeoff is I'm Bipolar. Sure my meat works, but at what cost?
January 27, 2026 at 6:19 AM
I'm over 35. No ED. But the tradeoff is I'm Bipolar. Sure my meat works, but at what cost?
I do not have 19 kids. I have 5. Which is probably the same as 19 to most people. Nevermind, I'll just sit over here in the corner.
a cartoon drawing of a person standing in a corner
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a person standing in a corner
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January 27, 2026 at 6:16 AM
I do not have 19 kids. I have 5. Which is probably the same as 19 to most people. Nevermind, I'll just sit over here in the corner.
I had pizza. I'm tired of pizza.
January 27, 2026 at 6:13 AM
I had pizza. I'm tired of pizza.
I'm hungry but I don't know what to eat.
January 27, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I'm hungry but I don't know what to eat.
It's Pandora's box. Never hit show
It’s my fault for always pressing “show” on those filtered posts.
January 27, 2026 at 5:35 AM
It's Pandora's box. Never hit show
"I thought you were kinky?"
What the fuck that gotta do with me dressing up like Link from Zelda and letting you peg me woman?
What the fuck that gotta do with me dressing up like Link from Zelda and letting you peg me woman?
January 27, 2026 at 5:16 AM
"I thought you were kinky?"
What the fuck that gotta do with me dressing up like Link from Zelda and letting you peg me woman?
What the fuck that gotta do with me dressing up like Link from Zelda and letting you peg me woman?
Also. Just because you're not into a particular act doesn't mean you're not kinky or whatever. It's just not your thing.
January 27, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Also. Just because you're not into a particular act doesn't mean you're not kinky or whatever. It's just not your thing.