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Clitasaurus Rex 🦖
@naiijah.bsky.social
Naijah 💕
90’s baby 📼
Chicago 🌃
c*shapp $finig

the internet ain’t real 💋
Pinned
always on your mind. 💭
before this week is over i probably will spend around $200 on thanksgiving prep & food
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
never worked retail but my first job ever was at fedex and this was right after high school. i never hated anything more in my life. i was miserable for 3 months
What Retail store yall worked at? (Feel like that was everyone’s first job)
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
girl byeeee. it’s plantain over here in the motherland
If you say planTAIN. Instead of plantin. Go to hell
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
YES TF IT DO
Marshmallows do NOT go on sweet potatoes idc what Roadhouse says
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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CLICK FOR CLICK !!!
tell that hoe we can go labia for labia
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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PUT DA LABIA ON DA FLO! 🗣️🗣️
tell that hoe we can go labia for labia
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
tell that hoe we can go labia for labia
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
girl. no.
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
marked safe 🏳️
If she got any combination of these five, she’s a hoochie mama:

Nose ring
Glasses
Natural hair
Pretty smile
big forehead

She’s gonna be a damn good time though.
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
oh this a tough one. tra not afraid to get cancelled so his jokes hit harder 😭
Ok, who’s funnier?
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
when he slide it in for the first time and all you hear is “mmm fuckkkk”
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Getting that thumb in the butt ✋🏽🙂‍↔️🤚🏽
What’s the best thing about back shots?
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Who wanna let me peg them?
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Not with them damn giants. Absolutely NOT
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
that’s ok bestie i got this, watch out!

Yall hate cranberry sauce on dressing/stuffing because you been eating fries and chicky tendies for the last 10 months and your palate and taste buds are trash!
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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🫡🎳
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
you don’t want no smoke with me on that court
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
imagine seeing @rellmidnight.bsky.social @veryghetto.posts.fyi and @rize4eva.bsky.social on the same team for dodge ball.

IM SUEING EVERYBODY AT THE FUNCTION
Black sky tug of war. But each round gotta have people in the same weight class bc some of y’all too tall. If I see @veryghetto.posts.fyi on the other side of the rope during my round imma be upset 😭😭
What other side activities gonna be taking place at the BlackSky hoops tourney?

Gotta make it a whole event.
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Sinuses clear af tho 😭
that whole gym after the black sky pick up game gonna smell like icey hot and bengay
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
that whole gym after the black sky pick up game gonna smell like icey hot and bengay
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I thought we were gonna get some fun highlights to watch but all we got was a bunch of bald heads and bengay
a cartoon of a baby laying on the floor and the words i hate it here
ALT: a cartoon of a baby laying on the floor and the words i hate it here
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Wayment....
This wild..
But it can possibly work
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
hear me out: the spades table.

baldies vs the braids and the dread heads

we can finally settle this once and for all.
Clique vs clique ✋🏾🙂‍↔️🤚🏾
What other side activities gonna be taking place at the BlackSky hoops tourney?

Gotta make it a whole event.
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM