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Jerry Beans 🌙
@oniwar.bsky.social
now with 25% more bean || husband, gamer, anime fan
For some reason my thighs and glutes are sore—I have no idea why
January 18, 2026 at 7:22 PM
See this is why I don’t mute my moots because I definitely will forget 😭
January 18, 2026 at 6:40 PM
They said Jill Scott makes ‘big areola music’

😭😭😭
January 18, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Social media has taught me multiple ways to call people stupid and I love that for me
January 18, 2026 at 2:47 PM
This is why I never leave my name as Toni for long 🫩
January 18, 2026 at 6:42 AM
If you’re reading this do 10 squats
a man in a chair says do your squats in front of framed pictures on the wall
ALT: a man in a chair says do your squats in front of framed pictures on the wall
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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his point on rhetoric being used to justify the valuation to investors is spot on
Insights from Ben Affleck on AI:

• AI can help write scenes but can't create full movies.

• Job loss fears are overblown because adoption of new tech is slow; it's hype for startup valuations.

• ChatGPT v5 is ~25% better but costs 4x.

• Users actually preferred v4's sycophancy for companionship.
January 18, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Crank Dat lore is deeper than the MCU
January 18, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Like how did you even see my posts? Especially when it’s the flour rangers 😭
Lmao I be blocked by people I’ve never interacted or followed before. 😂😂😂
January 17, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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IM NOT YELLIN, THIS IS HOW I TALK
January 17, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor
Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor
WASHINGTON—Calling her actions “indefensible,” Vice President JD Vance stated Thursday that Renée Good was brainwashed by the Bible into loving thy neighbor. “The fact of the matter is that Renée Good...
theonion.com
January 17, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I genuinely don’t understand how Star Wars Outlaws got bad reviews. This is such a fun game
January 17, 2026 at 5:55 PM
The Bean Kicked In by Zack Fox 0:22-0:25 😌
Happy Birthday to the greatest First Lady ever
January 17, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Me if I have either:
January 17, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Most arguments on the internet really boil down to people not understanding that all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares
January 17, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Now why she remove my post smh
January 17, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Anyways, good morning
January 17, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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A Coochie Crescendo
January 17, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Biggest pet peeve is when someone brings up an issue and I acknowledge that issue, but they continue to press the issue.

You’re not being solution oriented and now I’m frustrated.
January 17, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I just want to go to bed 😩
January 17, 2026 at 8:34 AM
What we hear:
January 17, 2026 at 8:33 AM
(Also 😌)
January 17, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Just thought about it, when’s the last time I seen a bratz doll up here? We used to be a community!!!
January 17, 2026 at 7:16 AM
When I tell y’all it used to be my dream to go on this show? 😮‍💨
January 17, 2026 at 7:14 AM