🎂 🍰 Madame THICC 🍰 🎂 1/11 ♑️
@naiyalove.bsky.social
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I dabble in everything from love to lust, astrology to science, from football to wizardry 🖤💛 but don’t take me seriously, because I’m definitely unserious lol the intrusive thoughts usually win
🟩$NaiyaLove11
I dabble in everything from love to lust, astrology to science, from football to wizardry 🖤💛 but don’t take me seriously, because I’m definitely unserious lol the intrusive thoughts usually win
🟩$NaiyaLove11
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Just posting this because the dimples were dimpling 😆😆😆
She look like she has pickles hidden under her tongue
December 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
She look like she has pickles hidden under her tongue
Big Greasy is new. But I’m here for it!! Lol
Sometimes Big Greasy don’t want rounds, just be needing a lil sumn to take the edge off.
December 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Big Greasy is new. But I’m here for it!! Lol
All ima say about these “marriage rules” is that nobody put a ring on my finger so I will not judge someone’s situation that has one 🤷🏽♀️
December 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
All ima say about these “marriage rules” is that nobody put a ring on my finger so I will not judge someone’s situation that has one 🤷🏽♀️
Why titties never want to stay in spaghetti strap shirts? What is the beef there?
December 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Why titties never want to stay in spaghetti strap shirts? What is the beef there?
We’re losing recipes. This should be standard prep!
I don’t know when we stopped tossing salads … but we need to get back to that
December 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
We’re losing recipes. This should be standard prep!
📝 heated….. fellow…. ship……
Hear me out..
If we've reached the peak of heated fellowship and he whispers in my ear "you're in good hands, baby"
If we've reached the peak of heated fellowship and he whispers in my ear "you're in good hands, baby"
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
📝 heated….. fellow…. ship……
I’m sick of youuuuu 😭😭😭
Finding out someone is catfishing isn’t really that big a deal honestly.
December 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’m sick of youuuuu 😭😭😭
Ok every time I step foot off here, I come back to mess. Who catfishing now?
December 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Ok every time I step foot off here, I come back to mess. Who catfishing now?
I am a figment of all of your imaginations.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I am a figment of all of your imaginations.
I’ve been so tough for these last few years that I forgot I’m really a dreamer. I love dreaming about the future, especially when it involves being with my ppl 😁😁😁
My dreams are currently loading!
My dreams are currently loading!
December 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’ve been so tough for these last few years that I forgot I’m really a dreamer. I love dreaming about the future, especially when it involves being with my ppl 😁😁😁
My dreams are currently loading!
My dreams are currently loading!
Reposted by 🎂 🍰 Madame THICC 🍰 🎂 1/11 ♑️
Going into 2026:
December 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Going into 2026:
I’m terrible about receiving a message from “the wrong messenger” 🤦🏽♀️ and I get really mean too if you say something out the way too (no matter how true). I’m working on it tho. I just muted him instead.
*pats self on back*
*pats self on back*
December 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I’m terrible about receiving a message from “the wrong messenger” 🤦🏽♀️ and I get really mean too if you say something out the way too (no matter how true). I’m working on it tho. I just muted him instead.
*pats self on back*
*pats self on back*
I refuse to do yard work. Like period.
Because I’m just a girl 😭
Because I’m just a girl 😭
What’s something you’re absolutely NOT doing in your role as a bf:husband or gf:wife? For me? I’m NOT taking out trash 🚮 or recycling ♻️
December 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I refuse to do yard work. Like period.
Because I’m just a girl 😭
Because I’m just a girl 😭
He tryna buy everyone white castles and chipoltle 😆😆😆
December 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
He tryna buy everyone white castles and chipoltle 😆😆😆
Wait did he call it “Smear the Q-“? Because that’s what it was called when I was coming up
*highly problematic*
*highly problematic*
Depending on where you're from, this game was called several things, including what Bijan Robinson called it.
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Wait did he call it “Smear the Q-“? Because that’s what it was called when I was coming up
*highly problematic*
*highly problematic*
Diddy Dick Riding would’ve made me get up and leave…. ALONE
So shit cool, we on a lil CHILL chilis date nun too crazy I just wanted to get to know her let her get her drink on, allat. I go and pick her up, she look great everything is cool. I flame joint in the car and take a hit and pass it and she HOGGIN THE FUCK OUT THIS MF like it’s just hers.
Currently on the worst date ever. Good grief.
December 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Diddy Dick Riding would’ve made me get up and leave…. ALONE
Growing up watching movies, I thought you were supposed to cover yourself with the sheets when you get up after you have secks…. I’ve literally never done that ever lol
December 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Growing up watching movies, I thought you were supposed to cover yourself with the sheets when you get up after you have secks…. I’ve literally never done that ever lol
You know, I always wonder if other cultures hype up their women like this. (Probably not because WE DA BEST!!!)
But do the clear ones be like “mmmm raw chicken” or whatever? 🤔
But do the clear ones be like “mmmm raw chicken” or whatever? 🤔
For context: Clear coochie is never that good.
But from a black woman???? Chileeee plz.
But from a black woman???? Chileeee plz.
Enough to kill myself????????????
December 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You know, I always wonder if other cultures hype up their women like this. (Probably not because WE DA BEST!!!)
But do the clear ones be like “mmmm raw chicken” or whatever? 🤔
But do the clear ones be like “mmmm raw chicken” or whatever? 🤔
If you not laying across the train tracks about me when I try to leave, I don’t want you 🤷🏽♀️
December 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
If you not laying across the train tracks about me when I try to leave, I don’t want you 🤷🏽♀️
Let’s not spread falsehoods Tony. You must be talking about condom kitty, which I would agree.
But RAW?!?! Raw 🐱 has caused empires to crumble, my good sir.
But RAW?!?! Raw 🐱 has caused empires to crumble, my good sir.
Pussy ain’t allat great for you niggas to be threatening to kill yourself
December 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Let’s not spread falsehoods Tony. You must be talking about condom kitty, which I would agree.
But RAW?!?! Raw 🐱 has caused empires to crumble, my good sir.
But RAW?!?! Raw 🐱 has caused empires to crumble, my good sir.
I have been summoned….?
SL looking a lil slim. Quick, somebody post sumn thick.
December 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I have been summoned….?
ITS A MIDWEST THAAAAAANG YAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!
5. What region are you from?
December 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
ITS A MIDWEST THAAAAAANG YAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!
That “Automix” Apple Music setting 🗑️
December 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
That “Automix” Apple Music setting 🗑️
I should do some designs or a layover or something, but here’s my natural nails!
December 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I should do some designs or a layover or something, but here’s my natural nails!