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nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · Feb 8

cousins, I am about to link all of my threads in one thread (no pun intended) so you can keep up 😁

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nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 4h

*every 60 seconds 😭😭😭

Rhy Rhy the Undefeated @rhylikethebread.blacksky.app · 4h

Nobody:

@blackranga.blacksky.app @sirbrandonthomas.com every 3 business days

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Rhy Rhy the Undefeated @rhylikethebread.blacksky.app · 4h

Nobody:

@blackranga.blacksky.app @sirbrandonthomas.com every 3 business days

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nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 4h

what I don't have in ass, i make up for in my thighs 🤭

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nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 4h

thank you babe 🥹

nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 4h

what I don't have in ass, i make up for in my thighs 🤭

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nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 4h

I love me a good ass cuff 😫

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nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 5h

give me the waterfall, please and thank you.

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nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 4h

I love me a good ass cuff 😫

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nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 4h

all of my friends are comedians LMFAOOO 😭😭😭

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Lovable OLD fart @bert58.bsky.social · 4h

SO TRUE

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nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 4h

Keeks, you know you are allergic, dawg.

what the hell 😭😭😭

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nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 4h

girl. what was it?

nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 4h

Keeks, don't say nothing, now.

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nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 5h

I've never heard it in my life 😭😭

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Big Faze @bigfaze.bsky.social · 8h

That Young Gaydy have my fellow millennials bothered when we should be impressed because he has definitely been holding his own against each and every one of you 🤷🏽‍♂️🤣👏🏽
Well done young one. The future is bright.

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Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 12h

Tom Holland has returned to the set of ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ in Basingstoke.

(📸: AllOnFilm | Twitter/X)

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nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 5h

Uno.

respectfully, who the hell says no uno?

Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 9h

i really need yall to help me with this..

you’re playing uno. you have 3 cards, your opponent has 2. They go to put down 1 card. Before they can say “Uno” do you say

“Uno!”

or

“No Uno!”

??

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Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 5h

the smoke 💀💀💀

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nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 5h

the scream I just let out in my room 😭

Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 5h

the smoke 💀💀💀

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 6h

I didn't log on to be disrespected like this

Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 6h

the quotes proving once again that bluesky dot com is where the neurodivergents with procrastination issues hang out

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 1d

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.