Decorated Jabari Warrior
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Father • Gamer • Chef • Single Malt Scotch Connoisseur • Writer
I joke, but I do not play.
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I joke, but I do not play.
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I am FADED faded. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That smoke and bourbon is deadly
That smoke and bourbon is deadly
December 7, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I am FADED faded. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That smoke and bourbon is deadly
That smoke and bourbon is deadly
It's 1am and I'm making eggs, bacon and toast. Why? Because I can.
And I'm high.
And I'm high.
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 AM
It's 1am and I'm making eggs, bacon and toast. Why? Because I can.
And I'm high.
And I'm high.
Looking through Bill's zipper.
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Looking through Bill's zipper.
Waitress: Hi. Can I can your...
Me: Can you split the checks?
Waitress: Sorry, but no.
Me. Water. No lemon
Me: Can you split the checks?
Waitress: Sorry, but no.
Me. Water. No lemon
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Waitress: Hi. Can I can your...
Me: Can you split the checks?
Waitress: Sorry, but no.
Me. Water. No lemon
Me: Can you split the checks?
Waitress: Sorry, but no.
Me. Water. No lemon
Anyone else notice how quiet Tom Homan has been since his dirt hit the streets?
December 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Anyone else notice how quiet Tom Homan has been since his dirt hit the streets?
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I'm going to start doing yoga.
December 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I'm going to start doing yoga.
I've never really been a fan of gravy. I guess that's because I didn't make it myself. Tonight, that changed.
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I've never really been a fan of gravy. I guess that's because I didn't make it myself. Tonight, that changed.
Would we be wrong to assume that Superman is a virgin?
December 4, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Would we be wrong to assume that Superman is a virgin?
What happened to the days of a "fair price"? Now things are overpriced. Over taxed. Micro charges. Hidden fees and the product is not what you expect. Then there's a restocking fee if returns are even allowed.
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
What happened to the days of a "fair price"? Now things are overpriced. Over taxed. Micro charges. Hidden fees and the product is not what you expect. Then there's a restocking fee if returns are even allowed.
The US intelligence machine can find Sadam hiding in a hole halfway around the world but can't find the racist who are hanging black men and calling it suicide. Why?
a man speaking into a microphone with the words everybody wants to know above him
ALT: a man speaking into a microphone with the words everybody wants to know above him
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December 3, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The US intelligence machine can find Sadam hiding in a hole halfway around the world but can't find the racist who are hanging black men and calling it suicide. Why?
Any one of the kitchen things / gadgets that I won't buy myself.
A Harley Davidson Gift Card
Once a month Date Night by our backyard fire pit
A Bottle of single malt scotch
Buy this for Xmas but didn't show me until datenight: That dress that I said I'd love to see you in.
A Harley Davidson Gift Card
Once a month Date Night by our backyard fire pit
A Bottle of single malt scotch
Buy this for Xmas but didn't show me until datenight: That dress that I said I'd love to see you in.
Men what are some things that should actually be on these lists? #blacksky
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Any one of the kitchen things / gadgets that I won't buy myself.
A Harley Davidson Gift Card
Once a month Date Night by our backyard fire pit
A Bottle of single malt scotch
Buy this for Xmas but didn't show me until datenight: That dress that I said I'd love to see you in.
A Harley Davidson Gift Card
Once a month Date Night by our backyard fire pit
A Bottle of single malt scotch
Buy this for Xmas but didn't show me until datenight: That dress that I said I'd love to see you in.
This could've been your plate but you playin'
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
This could've been your plate but you playin'
I Need To See Your ID BBQ Honey Bourbon Wings and Cheddar Bay Muffins. Warning: You WILL be tipsy!
Y'ALL BETTER STOP PLAYING WITH ME! I'm jk, they slapped though.
Y'ALL BETTER STOP PLAYING WITH ME! I'm jk, they slapped though.
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I Need To See Your ID BBQ Honey Bourbon Wings and Cheddar Bay Muffins. Warning: You WILL be tipsy!
Y'ALL BETTER STOP PLAYING WITH ME! I'm jk, they slapped though.
Y'ALL BETTER STOP PLAYING WITH ME! I'm jk, they slapped though.
If you have or haven't seen the first Terminator movie, they setting that shit up right now.
Remember this Skeet.
Remember this Skeet.
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If you have or haven't seen the first Terminator movie, they setting that shit up right now.
Remember this Skeet.
Remember this Skeet.
I see some of y'all carried y'all ass down there for that weak ass "swag bag'. We see you, you big dummy.
Kinfolk, I understand that the holiday season is upon us and there's shipping to do, BUT STAY YOUR BLACK ASS OUT OF TARGET!
December 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I see some of y'all carried y'all ass down there for that weak ass "swag bag'. We see you, you big dummy.
I saw one of these joints the other day. As slow as it was moving, I hope it's heated on the inside.
Wait. I don't care. I'll never use one.
Wait. I don't care. I'll never use one.
December 2, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I saw one of these joints the other day. As slow as it was moving, I hope it's heated on the inside.
Wait. I don't care. I'll never use one.
Wait. I don't care. I'll never use one.
This hit. I was just sitting here telling myself not to go to Thailand even though I have the money for it.
Never denying myself anything as long as it’s within my means. I did so for far too long.
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
This hit. I was just sitting here telling myself not to go to Thailand even though I have the money for it.
Reposted by Decorated Jabari Warrior
One purchase from my goal, a simple share will help a small business mama out. Please consider sharing. My sale ends tonight.
ONE sale away from my goal!
ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe...
35% off everything when you purchase HERE!
ONE sale away from my goal!
ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe...
35% off everything when you purchase HERE!
a donkey is standing on a dirt field and asking for something .
ALT: a donkey is standing on a dirt field and asking for something .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
One purchase from my goal, a simple share will help a small business mama out. Please consider sharing. My sale ends tonight.
ONE sale away from my goal!
ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe...
35% off everything when you purchase HERE!
ONE sale away from my goal!
ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe...
35% off everything when you purchase HERE!
Shouldn't have put ya funky ass lil name on it. Doing everything but the RIGHT thing.
December 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Shouldn't have put ya funky ass lil name on it. Doing everything but the RIGHT thing.
Chicken Paws? They aren't Chicken Feet anymore? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Chicken Paws? They aren't Chicken Feet anymore? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Facts! I'm going for a motorcycle ride today. 🌞
Why y’all keep talking about snow?
*In my “85 and clear” voice*
*In my “85 and clear” voice*
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Facts! I'm going for a motorcycle ride today. 🌞
There's nothing like pulling up to a Black Biker function with your girl on the back.
Who trying to be my girl for this?
Who trying to be my girl for this?
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 AM
There's nothing like pulling up to a Black Biker function with your girl on the back.
Who trying to be my girl for this?
Who trying to be my girl for this?
Repost this until it gets to the right person with the balls to make their star rise.
I need someone in the White House Press core PLEASE Please please ask the orange child "are you stupid?" live on camera? In the oval office.
a brown and white dog is laying on a couch with the words pretty please ceba loves you written above it .
ALT: a brown and white dog is laying on a couch with the words pretty please ceba loves you written above it .
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November 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Repost this until it gets to the right person with the balls to make their star rise.