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@missxbri.bsky.social
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I dated one lawyer, and never the fuck again. You won’t out talk me ho!
December 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I dated one lawyer, and never the fuck again. You won’t out talk me ho!
Oh this is good. You must be a lawyer fr 😭
We disagree with your characterization, and nothing you’ve raised changes our analysis. Accordingly, your correspondence does not alter our course of action. We reserve all rights and waive none.
What’s legalese for “you niggas don’t scare me”?
December 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Oh this is good. You must be a lawyer fr 😭
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We disagree with your characterization, and nothing you’ve raised changes our analysis. Accordingly, your correspondence does not alter our course of action. We reserve all rights and waive none.
What’s legalese for “you niggas don’t scare me”?
I must ask you cease and desist these baseless and harmful allegations. My clients have reputations to uphold.
December 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
We disagree with your characterization, and nothing you’ve raised changes our analysis. Accordingly, your correspondence does not alter our course of action. We reserve all rights and waive none.
And 7 being generous, especially the first few times we hunching. You need to be in here hooting and hollering round the 3 minute mark
u got 7 mins max to get that first nut out before my ego starts telling me my coochie not good
December 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
And 7 being generous, especially the first few times we hunching. You need to be in here hooting and hollering round the 3 minute mark
Can’t nobody wreck your home if the homeowner remember they’re a homeowner!
December 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Can’t nobody wreck your home if the homeowner remember they’re a homeowner!
Hello!
I don’t care how much a woman wants your man. She cant have him if he ain’t going. Thanks for coming to my Tee Talk.
December 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Hello!
Bras wait til you don’t have no extra money for the underwire to come out. What make you think I got $100 for a replacement bra!?
December 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Bras wait til you don’t have no extra money for the underwire to come out. What make you think I got $100 for a replacement bra!?
I thought I was gone end the year in love but niggas are on my nerves, again
December 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I thought I was gone end the year in love but niggas are on my nerves, again
Y’all wanna see my junk cubby?!
December 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Y’all wanna see my junk cubby?!
In my junk cubby in my closet
If you were misplaced bag of perfume samples where would you be?
December 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
In my junk cubby in my closet
Let’s talk about shit that really matters. Why it’s $35 for 60 hangers?
December 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Let’s talk about shit that really matters. Why it’s $35 for 60 hangers?
Women who didn’t think they would get a man always think somebody want theirs. Don’t nobody be wanting y’all fat ass ugly ass dingy ass poor ass upside down nail polish bottle body ass niggas BUT y’all.
December 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Women who didn’t think they would get a man always think somebody want theirs. Don’t nobody be wanting y’all fat ass ugly ass dingy ass poor ass upside down nail polish bottle body ass niggas BUT y’all.
Don’t nobody want her fat ass husband!
Every day I say married couples are the problem. So I guess married men can’t talk to any strangers in public at all when they are with their spouse. YIKES.
December 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Don’t nobody want her fat ass husband!
I hope y’all have a beautiful Monday, my loves!
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I hope y’all have a beautiful Monday, my loves!
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allow beautiful things to happen for you. you are, in every capacity, deserving of goodness in all its forms
December 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
allow beautiful things to happen for you. you are, in every capacity, deserving of goodness in all its forms
Nothing exes do makes me jealous because everything I do in a relationship is out of love and never to keep score or hold possession of you. If I buy you something, continue to wear it. If I taught you something, continue to share it. Everything I do is to be a blessing, not to be possessive.
December 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Nothing exes do makes me jealous because everything I do in a relationship is out of love and never to keep score or hold possession of you. If I buy you something, continue to wear it. If I taught you something, continue to share it. Everything I do is to be a blessing, not to be possessive.
Neither
Having a group chat discussion—what would bother you more?? Your ex wearing an article of clothing you bought them with another person ORRRRR your ex taking another person to a place you put them on to??
December 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Neither
I think all y’all fake pages, cashapp me some money to prove you real and your cashapp name better match your bluesky name!
December 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I think all y’all fake pages, cashapp me some money to prove you real and your cashapp name better match your bluesky name!
Getting catfished on an app is one thing. But taking it offline not knowing you talking to a real person is nuts? I ain’t giving nobody my number unless I know you a real person.
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Getting catfished on an app is one thing. But taking it offline not knowing you talking to a real person is nuts? I ain’t giving nobody my number unless I know you a real person.
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I’m not trying to be funny but I don’t understand catfishing someone in 2025. FaceTime is such a requirement for me. We can’t meet, be friends, entertain dating, etc if we haven’t even FT’d yet
December 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I’m not trying to be funny but I don’t understand catfishing someone in 2025. FaceTime is such a requirement for me. We can’t meet, be friends, entertain dating, etc if we haven’t even FT’d yet
I saw somebody say this the weather that killed Martin mama bird and I been crying ever since 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
December 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I saw somebody say this the weather that killed Martin mama bird and I been crying ever since 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I hope when love visits me again it handles me with care. All ways. Always. 🤲🏽
May 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I hope when love visits me again it handles me with care. All ways. Always. 🤲🏽
I’m about to start Prison Break! It better be good
December 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I’m about to start Prison Break! It better be good
My mama stay telling people this lmaooo like girl don’t volunteer me like that but where the bitch at?!
Another time I heard her coming up the steps yelling “I’ll have my daughter come out here and beat yo mfkn ass”
I popped my head between the blinds so quick like you rang? 🤣🤣🤣
I was always ready to pummel somebody into the ground over MY momma
I popped my head between the blinds so quick like you rang? 🤣🤣🤣
I was always ready to pummel somebody into the ground over MY momma
December 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My mama stay telling people this lmaooo like girl don’t volunteer me like that but where the bitch at?!
@audreybjunior.blacksky.app my outfit ended up being so cute after all!
December 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
@audreybjunior.blacksky.app my outfit ended up being so cute after all!