Arrogant Esquire
@arrogantade.blacksky.app
Good Wahala. Culturally inappropriate. These skeets do not constitute legal advice.
“The last time I couldn’t buy some shit, I can’t remember.” - Poet, Justin Scott
“The last time I couldn’t buy some shit, I can’t remember.” - Poet, Justin Scott
Pinned
You ain’t gotta use a lot of words.
You just gotta use the right ones.
You just gotta use the right ones.
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Unfortunately, we can't control how people receive what we're saying but we can control what and how we say it.
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Unfortunately, we can't control how people receive what we're saying but we can control what and how we say it.
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Hmm sometimes offense is a healthy part of learning and growth. But (typically) it should not be your intent to offend.
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Hmm sometimes offense is a healthy part of learning and growth. But (typically) it should not be your intent to offend.
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The delivery method is just as important as the package.
Giving someone a bar of gold in a beat up, scuffed, crumbled box...
It won't have the response you're looking for and you know it.
"But it's gold!"
Yeah, and it looks like shit.
Giving someone a bar of gold in a beat up, scuffed, crumbled box...
It won't have the response you're looking for and you know it.
"But it's gold!"
Yeah, and it looks like shit.
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The delivery method is just as important as the package.
Giving someone a bar of gold in a beat up, scuffed, crumbled box...
It won't have the response you're looking for and you know it.
"But it's gold!"
Yeah, and it looks like shit.
Giving someone a bar of gold in a beat up, scuffed, crumbled box...
It won't have the response you're looking for and you know it.
"But it's gold!"
Yeah, and it looks like shit.
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If you can't correct without offending, you'll never truly teach others.
If you can’t be corrected without getting offended, you will never grow in life!
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
If you can't correct without offending, you'll never truly teach others.
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Is this @rize4eva.bsky.social’s daughter 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Is this @rize4eva.bsky.social’s daughter 🤣
It’s 10AM and bright as shit outside and all my body wants to do is sleep.
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 AM
It’s 10AM and bright as shit outside and all my body wants to do is sleep.
Yes. Reminds me of a Lloyd Banks line on Warrior.
“So if that’s your man warn him. Cuz it’s enough bullets in here to hit every NBA patch on him.”
“So if that’s your man warn him. Cuz it’s enough bullets in here to hit every NBA patch on him.”
Remember when boys were wearing the jeans with all the nba team patches?
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Yes. Reminds me of a Lloyd Banks line on Warrior.
“So if that’s your man warn him. Cuz it’s enough bullets in here to hit every NBA patch on him.”
“So if that’s your man warn him. Cuz it’s enough bullets in here to hit every NBA patch on him.”
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I forgot about these joints!
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I forgot about these joints!
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I'm setting up a VIP room at the #TigerBalmInvitational. 00s business casual dress code. No hookahs or bottle nonsense.
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November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I'm setting up a VIP room at the #TigerBalmInvitational. 00s business casual dress code. No hookahs or bottle nonsense.
I’m crying at this being the thing to open your third eye. The betrayal.
I knew the leaders were lying to us when as a kid they’d teach us pigs say oink and then they brought us to the zoo and them pigs sounded like glutinous monsters…. I said what the fuck.. I was stunned…. Never blindly believed what an adult told me ever again 😭 I was like 5
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I’m crying at this being the thing to open your third eye. The betrayal.
I wont her.
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I wont her.
My name means “crown comes home” which is the reason for the crown over Nigeria tattoo.
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
My name means “crown comes home” which is the reason for the crown over Nigeria tattoo.
It’s between the “Family Over Everything” across my collarbone or the Nigeria with a crown on my upper left back.
y’all have a favorite tattoo?
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It’s between the “Family Over Everything” across my collarbone or the Nigeria with a crown on my upper left back.
Who was it that said she was having sex with a man who was reciting the lines from
Training Day mid-coitus?! I can’t remember.
Training Day mid-coitus?! I can’t remember.
TWENTY FOUR HOUR LOCKDOWN!
SHOE PROGRAM, NIGGA!
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Who was it that said she was having sex with a man who was reciting the lines from
Training Day mid-coitus?! I can’t remember.
Training Day mid-coitus?! I can’t remember.
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“I wont you”
In English we say “I want you.”
In poetry we say______?
In poetry we say______?
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
“I wont you”
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My grandma "accidentally" set the oven to clean when my mom (her daughter) was making her "famous" meatloaf and we were forced to go out to eat instead.
Years later I asked her if she did it on purpose and she said "You've had your mother's cooking. What do you think"
Years later I asked her if she did it on purpose and she said "You've had your mother's cooking. What do you think"
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
My grandma "accidentally" set the oven to clean when my mom (her daughter) was making her "famous" meatloaf and we were forced to go out to eat instead.
Years later I asked her if she did it on purpose and she said "You've had your mother's cooking. What do you think"
Years later I asked her if she did it on purpose and she said "You've had your mother's cooking. What do you think"
Iight. I’m gonna legit try to get some sleep. Y’all be cool.
(I will likely be back in 30 minutes.)
(I will likely be back in 30 minutes.)
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Iight. I’m gonna legit try to get some sleep. Y’all be cool.
(I will likely be back in 30 minutes.)
(I will likely be back in 30 minutes.)
Nah. I absolutely love that “Are you normal?” video because I’ve actually heard Nigerian adults us that phrase before.
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Nah. I absolutely love that “Are you normal?” video because I’ve actually heard Nigerian adults us that phrase before.
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They won’t reach that high unless they jump.
Just wear some shin guards.
Just wear some shin guards.
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
They won’t reach that high unless they jump.
Just wear some shin guards.
Just wear some shin guards.
Someone might actually try to stab me now…
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Someone might actually try to stab me now…
Shorts. I sincerely apologize if you took offense to any of my prior skeets regarding The Shorts.
We will be providing #Uppies to anyone 5’ 2” and under as reparations.
Please stay tuned for additional details.
We will be providing #Uppies to anyone 5’ 2” and under as reparations.
Please stay tuned for additional details.
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Shorts. I sincerely apologize if you took offense to any of my prior skeets regarding The Shorts.
We will be providing #Uppies to anyone 5’ 2” and under as reparations.
Please stay tuned for additional details.
We will be providing #Uppies to anyone 5’ 2” and under as reparations.
Please stay tuned for additional details.
I’ve seen the error of my ways. Let me repent.
Hold please.
Hold please.
What i tell you about talking bout my shorts?!
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I’ve seen the error of my ways. Let me repent.
Hold please.
Hold please.
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FAM!!! All I could remember was when Tory Lanez stood up and he was the same height. 😂😂
Wait… Do The Shorts have stand up meetings?
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
FAM!!! All I could remember was when Tory Lanez stood up and he was the same height. 😂😂