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Goo Punch
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I play too much but I mean well.

Philanthropist/Scammer
Lions
Pistons
Buckeyes
Pinned
Why I try to take a picture of my neck and I look like a muppet
Deep cutz only
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Hey yall 🚀

My bank account is $-87. I need to cover daycare this week and it’s $125. My rapist raped me in July violently but he keeps harassing me. I am terrified to leave the house.

Can yall help me… please?

My v e n m o is : @astrotoya
My c a s h a p p : $astrotoya
or PayPal.me/toyamck
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
😂
When I try to fuck back, she wanna stop and watch the view!
Back shots really do be better when she fuck back
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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I love playful banter
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The minced burger.
One Sandwich gotta go…
(Philly Cheesesteak, Chopped Cheese, BLT, Spicy Chicken Sandwich)
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Am I crazy and old or are these Air Monarchs calling my name?
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Half the time I spend in the shower is me just standing there, tryna heat up my back fat
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Is you is, or is you aint my baby?
In English we say “I want you.”

In poetry we say______?
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Bro! Mine asks the most random questions to make conversation
Do all physical therapists have to take a class on small talk lol
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Regarding quarter-zips and matcha:

My culture is NOT your costume!
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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RIP Rick James
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
“I wont you”
In English we say “I want you.”

In poetry we say______?
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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STOP
I usually make tacos but figure tamales would work too.
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
That’s… a lot going on
Fried oxtail honey packet lemon pepper pasta
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old.
www.whatimreading.net
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Waste reduction
Men plotting on your leftovers starts so young. This boy been plotting on the other half of my steak and cheese since we left the restaurant yesterday.
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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WE ARE AT DEFCON 2
Jersey dress sighting
I repeat we have a jersey dress sighting!
Keep an eye out for the Manolo heels and proceed with caution🚨
Lemme go find an Allen Iverson jersey dress right quick
When y’all see me with that custom jersey on… you know wassup.
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I’m wearing short shorts on the court like it’s the 70s
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Cause you getting kicked out if you can't hang
I care way more about Spades proficiency than IQ score
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Invaluable
Definitely teaching all the line dances and make sure everyone is up to date on them!
What other side activities gonna be taking place at the BlackSky hoops tourney?

Gotta make it a whole event.
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I care way more about Spades proficiency than IQ score
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Wasn’t nobody playing cards on my saved granny’s watch, so my family didn’t have a card playing culture.

Luckily I learned early from friends
lmao! How did so many of you escape your childhood without learning??
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM