Cocoa Chaos
@seauxcocoa.bsky.social
On my Libra scales weighing sins & forgiveness.
Detroit girl in a D🦀V world
#oIIIIIIIo #JeepHer
Detroit girl in a D🦀V world
#oIIIIIIIo #JeepHer
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Cocoa Chaos
@seauxcocoa.bsky.social
· Oct 24
(I been muted that skeet)
Let me go back to reading my book
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Let me go back to reading my book
I hate everybody.
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I hate everybody.
Sounds like i logged back in at the wrong time
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Sounds like i logged back in at the wrong time
I need another nap
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I need another nap
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Dogs' nails not being retractable is so silly. Just a-clicking and a-clacking down the hall like they got on kitten heels. Felines won.
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Dogs' nails not being retractable is so silly. Just a-clicking and a-clacking down the hall like they got on kitten heels. Felines won.
I-
Guess who just got tossed in a dumpster?!?!?!?!
Dear Millennials, your parents are now the Babies! ☝🏽
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I-
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Bullying works!
Y’all bullied me into cleaning greens
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Bullying works!
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My unwell looks a lil more like this, but yes.
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My unwell looks a lil more like this, but yes.
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Posts from 1998 be like:
I can't believe Ja Rule got jumped at the Brandy and Monica concert. The whole thing sounds like a madlib tbh 😂
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Posts from 1998 be like:
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Dear Santa...
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Dear Santa...
💀💀💀 not the knife broke! #BeyondTheGates
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
💀💀💀 not the knife broke! #BeyondTheGates
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November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"Yeen gotta go home, but you gotta get the hell outta my face!"
Anita 🤣🤣 #BeyondTheGates
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"Yeen gotta go home, but you gotta get the hell outta my face!"
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So Ted just gonna sit there & let Leslie trash his child? Joey killed the wrong doctor #BeyondTheGates
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Chile, Hayley couldn’t keep up the affair cover story with Randy she flirty heavy with Isaiah while Bill in the next room, smh. She need to tighten up 🙄 #BeyondTheGates
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Chile, Hayley couldn’t keep up the affair cover story with Randy she flirty heavy with Isaiah while Bill in the next room, smh. She need to tighten up 🙄 #BeyondTheGates
Billiam, they dont care abt your holiday wishes! #BeyondTheGates
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Billiam, they dont care abt your holiday wishes! #BeyondTheGates
Dani, if you don't go on down to that club. #BeyondTheGates
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Dani, if you don't go on down to that club. #BeyondTheGates
EXACTLY!
This really made me holler b/c all of these options are possible 😭
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
EXACTLY!
Mona choosing to spend Thanksgiving with white ppl is a choice. #BeyondTheGates
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Mona choosing to spend Thanksgiving with white ppl is a choice. #BeyondTheGates
We talking, as in Rasheeda? Or is this a sportsballs couple?
I wouldn't be surprised one bit if we learned Kirk was set-up by his wife.
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
We talking, as in Rasheeda? Or is this a sportsballs couple?
Does Joey not have a home? Does he own this bar??? #BeyondTheGates
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Does Joey not have a home? Does he own this bar??? #BeyondTheGates
Iont eem know chile!
What has this year taught you?
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Iont eem know chile!
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Andre I had the same thought….I was like damn Dani can cook?!?! 😭 #BeyondTheGates
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Andre I had the same thought….I was like damn Dani can cook?!?! 😭 #BeyondTheGates
Not a cascade placement! #BeyondTheGates
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Not a cascade placement! #BeyondTheGates