Well Fed Female.
carmool.bsky.social
Well Fed Female.
@carmool.bsky.social
If you like it, I love it.
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the turkey isnt the only thing getting stuffed this thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
She really helping y’all out :passing the comet:
Its one of the biggest party nights of the year tonight. You're at the bar with your home boy/girl.. having a grand ol time. You run into your crush who's home for the holiday & and wants to come home with you....

fellas, is your bathroom clean????
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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People think that because nonprofits are mission-oriented charitable organizations the people that lead them and work there are not supposed to get paid.

Newsflash: nonprofits are companies. What’s different is they don’t pay profits to shareholders.

You gotta pay for talent. End of story.
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I need Coquito
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I’ve clearly been in D.C. for a minute the original version of Pieces Of Me just came on and I’m waiting on the Go-Go beat
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Me looking like the proud Aunty I am when I seen't what I saw. 🥰🥰
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Since You Been Gone just came on in the office and me and coworker did an all star performance, now I’m sitting here quietly responding to emails like I wasn’t just standing on a chair singing into a broom. Duality.
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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long term booking!
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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I can’t explain it but if you tastes something and think “something is missing but idk what” it’s bay leaf. It’s more of a feeling than a flavor but it is also absolutely somehow, still a flavor lol
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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And then he said that his wife’s brother BEGGED their parents to let him come for Thanksgiving. And in a Thanksgiving Miracle, his wife’s parents relented & allowed to come to Thanksgiving Dinner…and eat on the porch. And from that day till our last day, we will tell this tale every November…
November 14, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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The north remembers!
Call centers would want you to bring in doctors notes, for having to piss when it wasn't your break time. But them smokers could roam free, stankin up the building.
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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My comedy special it out! Watch it with the family (probably not the kids tho) for the holidays!
My Comedy Special releases Nov 18!!!

Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
Here's a clip!!!
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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*unfurls scroll*

Chamomile & Lavender
Hibiscus
Ginger
Lemon
Blackberry & Raspberry
Peppermint
White Pomegranate
Echinacea
Turmeric
Green
Spearmint
11. Tea lovers, what is your favorite flavor of tea?
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
All I wanted was a catsuit. Fashion nova said well since ya here, take 50% off everything bitch. Fill up that cart yamp 😫😫😫
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If you have negative energy please keep yo miserable ass away from me 😘 thanks management
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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When him and Klay was splash bro’ing the boys were shutting the fuck up.

It definitely smells like bitch in here
did the nba boys used to chirp at klay like this before or has something changed? i just want to make sure i'm not smelling hoe in the air.
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I just be in Trader Joe’s buying shit
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Looking like he wanna jam tonight
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I told this man peonies, he bought me panties and pansy’s.
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Can men just not hear?!?
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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SCREEEEEEAM! 🤣🤣🤣
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
What edge control does Snoop use? Who laying Miss Labelle lace fronts?
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I’m was told every woman should have a catsuit in her wardrobe?!? Now why I ain’t know this!! I’m slippin
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM