T Cake✨️
@syljaykay.bsky.social
I ain't talkin bout nothin
Between 22 & 42 || Tech bae || Dog mom || Horse girl || TX sweet tea || She/Her/Finer Woman || Not arguing with internet strangers || Here looking for my soul mate || Sleep Number: 25
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Between 22 & 42 || Tech bae || Dog mom || Horse girl || TX sweet tea || She/Her/Finer Woman || Not arguing with internet strangers || Here looking for my soul mate || Sleep Number: 25
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@syljaykay.bsky.social
· Jan 3
In case you're new here.
Hey y'all. I'm Sylvia.
• A regular ass professional auntie in real life
• Kids are not allowed to have my number
• Super dog mom
• Extremely planty
• Not arguing with internet strangers
• Definitely not picking a fight with you
• Fluent in sarcasm
#BlackSky
Hey y'all. I'm Sylvia.
• A regular ass professional auntie in real life
• Kids are not allowed to have my number
• Super dog mom
• Extremely planty
• Not arguing with internet strangers
• Definitely not picking a fight with you
• Fluent in sarcasm
#BlackSky
On BlueSky instead of being on my phone is crazy.
December 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
On BlueSky instead of being on my phone is crazy.
Getting my good sis in trouble on the sl. My bad, @naiijah.bsky.social.🤭🤭🤭
December 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Getting my good sis in trouble on the sl. My bad, @naiijah.bsky.social.🤭🤭🤭
Lord, why can't I block pictures? I'm sick of seeing that chirpin ass lady's wide ass tongue on my sl.
December 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Lord, why can't I block pictures? I'm sick of seeing that chirpin ass lady's wide ass tongue on my sl.
Go ahead and give them a minimum, too. She said MINUTES, NOT SECONDS.
u got 7 mins max to get that first nut out before my ego starts telling me my coochie not good
December 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Go ahead and give them a minimum, too. She said MINUTES, NOT SECONDS.
Y'all are extremely funny.
December 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Y'all are extremely funny.
Put him through the mattress, then leave him there in the fetal position.
December 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Put him through the mattress, then leave him there in the fetal position.
You got some white bread or nah? Need det.
December 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You got some white bread or nah? Need det.
The good Reverend...
🤭😂😂
🤭😂😂
December 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The good Reverend...
🤭😂😂
🤭😂😂
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Holy Sky is such a CORRUPT religious organization
December 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Holy Sky is such a CORRUPT religious organization
[Insert B Simone bird video here]
I'm not watching all that chirping. Congratulations, Mrs. Or I'm so sorry. Whichever applies.
I'm not watching all that chirping. Congratulations, Mrs. Or I'm so sorry. Whichever applies.
Here’s her response video yall.
I think she’s… going through it.
I think she’s… going through it.
December 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
[Insert B Simone bird video here]
I'm not watching all that chirping. Congratulations, Mrs. Or I'm so sorry. Whichever applies.
I'm not watching all that chirping. Congratulations, Mrs. Or I'm so sorry. Whichever applies.
Cornbread, crackers, or fritos
What carb do you have with chili?
A) cornbread
B) tortilla chips
C) rice
D) (spaghetti)
E) something else
A) cornbread
B) tortilla chips
C) rice
D) (spaghetti)
E) something else
December 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Cornbread, crackers, or fritos
Fren?...
December 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Fren?...
How dusty do you have to be to require your man to ask permission TO HELP SOMEOME IN THE LOCAL KROGERS?
a woman in a camo jacket is sitting at a table with a straw in her hand .
ALT: a woman in a camo jacket is sitting at a table with a straw in her hand .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
How dusty do you have to be to require your man to ask permission TO HELP SOMEOME IN THE LOCAL KROGERS?
Every time this happens, I get to craving fried catfish. I don't think the world understands how much I love it.
December 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Every time this happens, I get to craving fried catfish. I don't think the world understands how much I love it.
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NEVER FUCKING MIND, BIH! I'LL STAND IN THIS CART AND GET IT MYSELF!
NEVER FUCKING MIND, BIH! I'LL STAND IN THIS CART AND GET IT MYSELF!
December 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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NEVER FUCKING MIND, BIH! I'LL STAND IN THIS CART AND GET IT MYSELF!
NEVER FUCKING MIND, BIH! I'LL STAND IN THIS CART AND GET IT MYSELF!
I'm giving my family scratch offs for Christmas. I am not joking.
December 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I'm giving my family scratch offs for Christmas. I am not joking.
I already said that when IT happens, I'm eating meat again. I'm headed straight to Houston to throw a block party and inhale brisket and ribs. Amen.
December 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I already said that when IT happens, I'm eating meat again. I'm headed straight to Houston to throw a block party and inhale brisket and ribs. Amen.
Oh. My. Gosh.
🎵Baby, it's an emergency
I'm callin cause gotta have some more
🎵Baby, it's an emergency
I'm callin cause gotta have some more
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Oh. My. Gosh.
🎵Baby, it's an emergency
I'm callin cause gotta have some more
🎵Baby, it's an emergency
I'm callin cause gotta have some more
The way I fixate on sushi and tuna needs to be studied.😭
December 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The way I fixate on sushi and tuna needs to be studied.😭
Y'all are real life friends!?
December 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Y'all are real life friends!?
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It’s been so long, I think I’m a vegetarian now.
December 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It’s been so long, I think I’m a vegetarian now.
Dear God,
Me AGAIN...WTF MAN!? Are you blocking my calls again?
Me AGAIN...WTF MAN!? Are you blocking my calls again?
To go be in matching PJs with my baby
December 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Dear God,
Me AGAIN...WTF MAN!? Are you blocking my calls again?
Me AGAIN...WTF MAN!? Are you blocking my calls again?
What I just saw...
Yes, Gawd.
Yes, Gawd.
a crowd of people with their hands in the air with bet on the bottom
ALT: a crowd of people with their hands in the air with bet on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
What I just saw...
Yes, Gawd.
Yes, Gawd.
Me carrying all my husbands into 2026.
I thought it was Chrisean from the thumbnail 😂
This girl just inspired me. Look at the thiiighs!! I wanna be able to tell someone “I will throw you away” with confidence too 💀💀
This girl just inspired me. Look at the thiiighs!! I wanna be able to tell someone “I will throw you away” with confidence too 💀💀
December 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Me carrying all my husbands into 2026.