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demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 20m

My girl Mrs. Jerry continues her streak of excellence! Send her my love ❤️ it's a cool ass cake

demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 23m

Sasha was...a lot today lol She finally passed out after fighting sleep and being grumpy. What a butthead 😂🐕

demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 57m

I can't believe how horny this application is on a mass scale

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demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 1h

Having no community is quite exhausting and I’m over it

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demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 1h

I’m catching up on the skyline and y’all are truly hilarious omg

demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 2h

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demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 3h

Ewww why did they put Jared Leto’s Tron character on Fortnite? Seeing his weird ass just irritated me

demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 3h

Like we use the sun for heat, energy and light. Tools are to be used 😂

Danni H. - PICKLEMAMA 🥒💋 @adoseofdannih.bsky.social · 3h

Ladies ; YALL BE USING MEN FOR DICK ?

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Whimsically Skedaddling Negroely @sassnsmiles.blacksky.app · 4h

Honestly, we need more homos like you in the world. We lift your name!!!

‘Shaneneh’s Sho Nuff Hair Salon’ Investor @officialblee.blacksky.app · 4h

I enjoy women’s company and I enjoy eating p***y but I prefer to be with men.

I’m a “Ne-yo” kind of homo, if you will.

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demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 4h

Recession indicator

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 6h

Kylie Jenner revives the King Kylie era tomorrow.

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demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 4h

You are so damn funny

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demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 4h

Well excuuuse me for being a trailblazer in the intermittent fasting community

Arrogant Esquire @arrogantade.blacksky.app · 5h

Women really be forgetting they haven’t eaten all day until they get a massive headache.

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 12h

Who among us hasn't stumped scalding mashed potatoes on our spouse's head?

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Katie Porter dumped scalding mashed potatoes on then-husband's head, resurfaced divorce docs reveal

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demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 5h

I would never go out with that guy again. Or speak to him. Lemme see if you know what to call a BLOCK

a cat wearing a hard hat is looking at a blocked button

ALT: a cat wearing a hard hat is looking at a blocked button

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demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 5h

And she’s prob gonna come on here and read that. Men are so embarrassing 😂

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demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 5h

“Idk what to call it”….umm a date? Oh I’d be so embarrassed of him

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 7h

“We can give $20 billion to Argentina but we can’t afford the CDC’s measles experts” is a hell of an argument

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demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 7h

IMMEDIATELY! He’s showing up to work drunk

tye tribbin @hatzigsut.blacksky.app · 7h

put death back on a performance improvement plan

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demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 7h

It’s Diane Keaton szn too, I was dusting off my big lesbian hats omg

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demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 7h

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 7h

Netflix has removed their ‘Netflix Original’ badge off everything

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12h

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

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demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 7h

Stop putting Jared Leto in things. He creeps EVERYONE out

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demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 7h

Cheers! 🍻

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 9h

‘Tron: Ares’ grossed $14.3M in the film’s domestic opening day

That’s less than ‘Morbius’

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demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 8h

Whoever made that Eminem AI cover spread it everywhere and people legit thought it was a real person. I'm still an AI hater so I cannot give it a play, only what I've heard from others playing it

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demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 9h

Sara Lee kinda did their big one with the Artesano bread