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Mama, lover girl; peaceful, but I keep violence in my back pocket. VA->NYC
Seizure of oil in Venezuela to jack prices up; to hold up a flailing currency; to cook the books of a failing economy. It's all connected.
February 4, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Collecting honk shoos like infinity stones. I needed that so bad. We BACK!! Good morning. ✨☕
February 4, 2026 at 12:20 PM
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Black History 😂👇🏾
February 3, 2026 at 11:15 PM
IYKYK.
February 4, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Optimus Prime got an upgrade???
This is exterior. There are long YouTube videos with interior. Some are concept videos.
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I'm beefing with niggas who drive Cadillacs but this thing is sexy.
February 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Is that a Brontosaurus chop?? My goodness.
February 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I totally get it. Having your own space is so important.
Today's salon topic is being married but living separately.
February 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I lost mine on the tracks at Union Square; Feb 14, 2011; during rush hour. My life has never been the same. 😔💔
Listen to me…. If you find one… Never let it go 🙏🏿
I’ve been tryna find an affordable Zune for over a year now.
February 3, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Oh this is bars. 🔥🔥
February 3, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Amen
Surround yourself with people you don’t play behind and you don’t play behind you.
February 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Betty Broderick:
Bill Gates is lucky all Melinda did was divorce him because my response would’ve inspired a made for TV movie.
To get an STD from a child you raped and then you secretly take that home to your wife and to try and get meds to drug her back to health without telling her……….
February 3, 2026 at 7:48 PM
The sound of anyone chewing puts me on immediate high alert. Please shut tf up and I'm so serious. I HATE it so much.
February 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
You know what ion like; I gotta short torso and anything I get that's high waisted; my zip zaps gon sit right on top of it. 😫😫
February 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Too many people worried bout the wrong shit. Start putting these men in the ground.
enough is enough...

bust that man in the mouth and let him know we are a community that will send you to jail and hell

you decide !
February 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I'm all for kids standing their ground against adults and kudos for them jumping that man but, GO GET THEM PARENTS too. Cause if EYE catch wind you putting your adult hands on my child; guess what?? Ain't gon be no bail for me.
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February 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
My dermatologist: 'you have perfect skin; why are you even here? What ever you're doing; keep doing it.'
Me: 😁
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February 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
This is not my ministry. Imma tell you where you had me fked up at IMMEDIATELY! 😭😭
“I’m not sure how I feel. I don’t think I’m mad. I need time to think. Can we revisit later?”

Or figure why you can’t speak up.
February 3, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Exactly.
Good morning my little honey butter biscuits. It’s Tuesday. Don’t let that man text you if he’s not putting them on the glass. 🫶🏽
February 3, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Good for you! 😭😭😭😭
February 3, 2026 at 1:14 PM
New WHAT??? Now how in the hell is that supposed to happen???
February 3, 2026 at 1:11 PM
She needed time to eviscerate you properly. Ain't shit funny now huh?
Me: “You mad?”

Her: “Nope..”

***48 hours later***

Her: “I just think it's funny how..”

Me:
February 3, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Pass me my Yeti please. Good morning.
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February 3, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Tourtue devices. 😭
My head hurts looking at these 🥴🤣
February 3, 2026 at 1:05 AM
We supposed to root for our home team. Like NOW?? Frfr?? Ion know y'all. Might gotta keep the Polo sweaters in the closet this go round and I hate that.
February 3, 2026 at 12:37 AM