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✨Pretty, Witty, Girly, Worldly✨ @asdoseofreality.blacksky.app · Aug 12

✨Pretty, Witty, Girly, Worldly✨ @asdoseofreality.blacksky.app · Aug 11

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Jay Perk @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 4h

From a fellow millennial lawyer: I.C.E. is disappearing people to work camps.

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✨Pretty, Witty, Girly, Worldly✨ @asdoseofreality.blacksky.app · 4h

Same

✨Pretty, Witty, Girly, Worldly✨ @asdoseofreality.blacksky.app · 4h

I already do and it feels much better than RIP

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Rent’em Spoons 🥄 🥄 @taastee.blacksky.app · 5h

😂😭🤣

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✨Pretty, Witty, Girly, Worldly✨ @asdoseofreality.blacksky.app · 5h

I love when we do these 🤣🤣

Bianca @biancabluesky.blacksky.app · 5h

No no no. That’s Boulé.

Duvet is the perfume Grace Jones was promoting in Boomerang.

Thot Leedurr @docdre.distributedblackness.net · 5h

No kinfolk that’s flambé.

Duvet is the convention held every two years by the Black Greek sorority wearing pink and green

✨Pretty, Witty, Girly, Worldly✨ @asdoseofreality.blacksky.app · 5h

I believe you’re referring to a boule

Duvet is a lingerie garment often confused with a corset that is used to push up the bust

Thot Leedurr @docdre.distributedblackness.net · 5h

No kinfolk that’s flambé.

Duvet is the convention held every two years by the Black Greek sorority wearing pink and green

Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 5h

No boo. That’s Timothèe Chalamet.

Duvet is when you put liquor in a hot pan and flames burst out.

✨Pretty, Witty, Girly, Worldly✨ @asdoseofreality.blacksky.app · 5h

Feel like the church might be on my side

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sdy292.bsky.social @sdy292.bsky.social · 5h

Rapper losing a rap battle:
“I WILL CALL THE AUTHORITIES!”

Authorities:
“Buddy… nothing happening here. Go head and drive along”

a man is covering his mouth with his hand while crying .

ALT: a man is covering his mouth with his hand while crying .

media.tenor.com

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✨Pretty, Witty, Girly, Worldly✨ @asdoseofreality.blacksky.app · 5h

That leads to an internal massage

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✨🥀Persephone Evil🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 5h

I need a neck and shoulder massage

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in open rebellion. @down2marsgirl.bsky.social · 20h

🥹🥹🥹🤗🤗🤗

Positive Black Content @miiriya.com · 1d

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✨Pretty, Witty, Girly, Worldly✨ @asdoseofreality.blacksky.app · 6h

Had to put my glasses on to make sure I was seeing the percentages right.

Audrey of the Phoenix City @audreyphoenixcity.bsky.social · 6h

According to Sen Patty Murray, the 10 states seeing the largest increases to premiums if the current budget bill passes are:
WV-387% increase
WY-382% increase
AK-346% increase
TN-320% increase
MS-314% increase
TX-289% increase
SC-285% increase
AL-284% increase
SD-235% increase
ND-234% increase

✨Pretty, Witty, Girly, Worldly✨ @asdoseofreality.blacksky.app · 6h

The 90s were wild

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✨Pretty, Witty, Girly, Worldly✨ @asdoseofreality.blacksky.app · 6h

Listening to Just Can’t Handle It and ummm

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Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 7h

Nobody:

Nothing:

@taastee.blacksky.app: That's stupid. Don't do that. Y'ALL 40! 😭

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Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 7h

Imma do a LOT of reckless things in this life but playing with a Ouija board will never be one of them.

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 7h

I didn't log on to be disrespected like this

Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 8h

the quotes proving once again that bluesky dot com is where the neurodivergents with procrastination issues hang out

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 1d

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

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✨Pretty, Witty, Girly, Worldly✨ @asdoseofreality.blacksky.app · 8h

Sorry that triggered my inner child.

✨Pretty, Witty, Girly, Worldly✨ @asdoseofreality.blacksky.app · 8h

Martin Gordon and he said I was too Black and fat for him to like me (he was Black also)

Hope he’s having a Drake type day

Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 10h

Who was your crush in Middle School?

✨Pretty, Witty, Girly, Worldly✨ @asdoseofreality.blacksky.app · 9h

Crumbled his whole shit and skipped off in the sunset to be a family man.

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Louis M. Cypher @lou-m-cypher.bsky.social · 9h

At the end of the day Kendrick set Drake up to be crushed under the weight of his own hubris. Like...MAN!!!

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KMJeezy @kmjeezy.bsky.social · 9h

These guys should not be allowed to skate on this.

Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 3d

“I voted for none of this."

Prominent influencers, including Theo Von, Joe Rogan, and Andrew Schulz, are starting to distance themselves from the president they helped propel to the White House.

Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

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✨Pretty, Witty, Girly, Worldly✨ @asdoseofreality.blacksky.app · 9h

Have you been kidnapped? Is this a cry for help? Just let me know where to send the authorities.

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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 9h

Hey @debbiecakes.blacksky.app time to go down the reaction rabbit hole again 😂😂

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✨Pretty, Witty, Girly, Worldly✨ @asdoseofreality.blacksky.app · 9h

I do it every time Lawbrey news comes out.

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