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Q
@qlavolpe.bsky.social
Chicago Native | Wife | 1908 🩷💚 | Gamer | Foodie | Travel | Fitness | Sci Fi | Tarot | Astrologer | Magickian | Assassin’s Creed/Ezio Chronicles | Tacos 🌮 | UFO researcher | I bring nothing to the table | ♓️ ☀️ ♒️ 🌙 ♌️ rising
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If someone has recently done you a kindness that they didn’t have to, or stopped and helped you when you needed it, I simply ask that you pay that kindness/help forward.

We need more energy like this in the world.
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Wash your fucking hands. I beg.
December 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
My right knee is beating my ass right now asking where the glucosamine chondroitin with msm at 😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣

I haven’t had any in a few days so yea 🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Less than a week from babe and I being booed up in Cancun…again.
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Let's be sensitive to our language choices this week!
December 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Prunes, apples 🍏 blueberries 🫐 whole fresh guavas, broccoli 🥦 kashi shredded wheat and Raisin Bran are my besties for fiber.
Fiber needs the same PR team protein has.

No one is eating enough fiber.
Are y’all niggas eating enough fiber?
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Lisssen….that bowl of Raisin Bran I had last night about to do something to meeeeee and my gutsssss 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😩😩😩😩😩😩
Fiber needs the same PR team protein has.

No one is eating enough fiber.
Are y’all niggas eating enough fiber?
December 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
That Mortal Kombat track slaps!
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
🙄
December 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan. 🤣
Tell me your 5 favorite rappers and I’ll guess your age or something else about you. 🫡
December 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Sail. The. Seven. Seas. Sail them.
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Still paying for music? Y’all don’t sail the seas?

I wish I would. Mrrrchhh
December 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Chile Huck stayed on ready to catch a body!!!!

Olivia: We need to stop him!

Huck: SAY LESS 🪚🔫🔧🪓💉🔪
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Deer 🦌
Turkeys 🦃
Iguanas 🦎
Dolphins 🐬
Horses 🐴
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Rattle Snake
Coyote
Raven
Black Bear
Salamander
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:

alligator
tarantula
black bear
cougar
humpback whale
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Just watched the Netflix show Adolescence.

Yea…..
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Check out my family TikTok page about our backyard garden
Welcome to our Home Garden (Kitchen Garden) #homegarden #mazieandmaxine #auntmaziekitchen #caribbeantiktok #jamaicantiktok
TikTok video by Mazie & Maxine
www.tiktok.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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This is why we have to do education at the societal level.

Learning is non intuitive, so it feels challenging;

so unless you have the wiring that gives you endorphins for solving problems,

it just feels bad and there's no acute pay-off

[I get all the endorphins from problem solving 😁]
The worst part is that the very people who need education are trying to get rid of it because vibes>facts to them.
I just had a dude argue that war crimes don't apply during war, and I just don't know if our country can survive this level of stupid.
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
It still smells like tacos in here. Mmmmmmmmm
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I booked this December’s Cancun hotel back in January this year. We made sure to plan ahead!
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Babe got me some Raisin Bran cereal. Can’t wait to eat some!
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Can’t wait to shake my ass in Cancun again.

See you soon beach! 🏖️
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Good morning to everyone EXCEPT Black people that ALWAYS go out of the way to explain very Black people coded shit to their non-Black counterparts, who are confused about something that's an inside joke/cultural reference/tradition/etc.
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Time to smash this food!
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
So, there are turkeys that live around here. I just asked babe “I wonder how the turkeys are doing?”

We both looked at each other and laughed.

I mean, I hope they are alright! He said they been in witness protection for about 3 weeks 🤣🤣
a woman is screaming into a microphone in front of a sign that says united states .
ALT: a woman is screaming into a microphone in front of a sign that says united states .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM