Machine Pun Kelly
@kellyscaletta.bsky.social
America's Number One Punned-It.
Lifelong Dem. Left my account on Twitter for Bluer Skies. I follow back, but sometimes it takes time.
YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KellyScaletta
Check out my Whiteboard videos and the Pun Show!
Lifelong Dem. Left my account on Twitter for Bluer Skies. I follow back, but sometimes it takes time.
YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KellyScaletta
Check out my Whiteboard videos and the Pun Show!
Pinned
BlueSky for Beginners
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
www.youtube.com
I should make this my pined post. Here is a link to all my help videos, starting with the first one.
I've done four in total so far.
1. Intro and basics.
2. More about setting up feeds and lists.
3. 10 Tips and Tools
4. Gain engagement.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_V2...
I've done four in total so far.
1. Intro and basics.
2. More about setting up feeds and lists.
3. 10 Tips and Tools
4. Gain engagement.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_V2...
Biden wasn't entirely blameless with the Afghan pullout, but Trump isn't either. youtube.com/shorts/F8CAB...
Why Blame for the Withdrawal Shouldn't Fall on Biden Alone
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Biden wasn't entirely blameless with the Afghan pullout, but Trump isn't either. youtube.com/shorts/F8CAB...
I don't wanna brag, but I make a mean apple pie. Even better the second day.
This was my first try at a pie crust of any kind, much less one with fresh-milled. It was a little on the crumbly side. I think I can improve.
For the filling, add a pinch of Cardamom for some pop.
This was my first try at a pie crust of any kind, much less one with fresh-milled. It was a little on the crumbly side. I think I can improve.
For the filling, add a pinch of Cardamom for some pop.
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I don't wanna brag, but I make a mean apple pie. Even better the second day.
This was my first try at a pie crust of any kind, much less one with fresh-milled. It was a little on the crumbly side. I think I can improve.
For the filling, add a pinch of Cardamom for some pop.
This was my first try at a pie crust of any kind, much less one with fresh-milled. It was a little on the crumbly side. I think I can improve.
For the filling, add a pinch of Cardamom for some pop.
The Pun Show: Afghanistan and the D.C. Shooter
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Why we need to approach this with less judgment and dehumanizing language and a little more humanity.
open.substack.com/pub/kellysca...
open.substack.com/pub/kellysca...
Why we need to understand Rahmanullah Lakanwal
What if we tried to understand why Rahmanullah Lakanwal did what he did instead of dehumanizing him while trying to find someone else to blame?
open.substack.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Why we need to approach this with less judgment and dehumanizing language and a little more humanity.
open.substack.com/pub/kellysca...
open.substack.com/pub/kellysca...
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Senile Satan, Con Junior and Fredo announced their phone in June, promising delivery in August to commemorate a decade since Satan came down the escalator. Not one phone has been delivered and good luck getting a refund. They took 590,000 deposits totaling $59 million.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Senile Satan, Con Junior and Fredo announced their phone in June, promising delivery in August to commemorate a decade since Satan came down the escalator. Not one phone has been delivered and good luck getting a refund. They took 590,000 deposits totaling $59 million.
Caramel sauce is one of those things that is so much easier to make than you think, and which you have no idea how much better homemade is until you've tried it.
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Caramel sauce is one of those things that is so much easier to make than you think, and which you have no idea how much better homemade is until you've tried it.
What I would really like to see happen is for the press corps to come together when he says something like this, and say "next," the next one just asks the same question as their peer.
Trump keeps saying wildly inappropriate things to journalists but I’m sure he’s totally fine
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
What I would really like to see happen is for the press corps to come together when he says something like this, and say "next," the next one just asks the same question as their peer.
I made homemade caramel sauce to go on top of my homemade apple pie with the crust from fresh-milled flour and my homemade apple-pie spice ice cream.
My wife might not always be happy she married me, but she is today.
My wife might not always be happy she married me, but she is today.
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I made homemade caramel sauce to go on top of my homemade apple pie with the crust from fresh-milled flour and my homemade apple-pie spice ice cream.
My wife might not always be happy she married me, but she is today.
My wife might not always be happy she married me, but she is today.
Wait!!! Travis Kelce's girlfriend is a professional singer??!?!?
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Wait!!! Travis Kelce's girlfriend is a professional singer??!?!?
He's gonna have to write a $1 million check to Hillary Clinton, and that makes me happy.
NEW: A $1 MILLION DOLLAR SANCTIONS order against Felon Trump & parking lot lawyer, Alina Habba, has been upheld by a federal appeals court.
I've got the details of that order, incl. the affirmation that Trump has a “pattern of misusing the courts” for bad faith litigation.
youtu.be/TCK_WP0b6XA?...
I've got the details of that order, incl. the affirmation that Trump has a “pattern of misusing the courts” for bad faith litigation.
youtu.be/TCK_WP0b6XA?...
Trump BLINDSIDED as His OWN Judge ORDERS HUGE PAYOUT
YouTube video by Katie Phang
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
He's gonna have to write a $1 million check to Hillary Clinton, and that makes me happy.
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NEW: A $1 MILLION DOLLAR SANCTIONS order against Felon Trump & parking lot lawyer, Alina Habba, has been upheld by a federal appeals court.
I've got the details of that order, incl. the affirmation that Trump has a “pattern of misusing the courts” for bad faith litigation.
youtu.be/TCK_WP0b6XA?...
I've got the details of that order, incl. the affirmation that Trump has a “pattern of misusing the courts” for bad faith litigation.
youtu.be/TCK_WP0b6XA?...
Trump BLINDSIDED as His OWN Judge ORDERS HUGE PAYOUT
YouTube video by Katie Phang
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
NEW: A $1 MILLION DOLLAR SANCTIONS order against Felon Trump & parking lot lawyer, Alina Habba, has been upheld by a federal appeals court.
I've got the details of that order, incl. the affirmation that Trump has a “pattern of misusing the courts” for bad faith litigation.
youtu.be/TCK_WP0b6XA?...
I've got the details of that order, incl. the affirmation that Trump has a “pattern of misusing the courts” for bad faith litigation.
youtu.be/TCK_WP0b6XA?...
This is great info! Y'all need to listen to this.
Women who stand up and will save our country‼️
@SkyePerryman.bsky.social 🙏🏼 @DemocracyFwd.org
@SkyePerryman.bsky.social 🙏🏼 @DemocracyFwd.org
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This is great info! Y'all need to listen to this.
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Women who stand up and will save our country‼️
@SkyePerryman.bsky.social 🙏🏼 @DemocracyFwd.org
@SkyePerryman.bsky.social 🙏🏼 @DemocracyFwd.org
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Women who stand up and will save our country‼️
@SkyePerryman.bsky.social 🙏🏼 @DemocracyFwd.org
@SkyePerryman.bsky.social 🙏🏼 @DemocracyFwd.org
The turkey is in the oven. I repeat, the turkey is IN the oven.
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The turkey is in the oven. I repeat, the turkey is IN the oven.
Nothing beats the irony of MAGAs spending their Thanksgiving Day complaining about immigrant violence.
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Nothing beats the irony of MAGAs spending their Thanksgiving Day complaining about immigrant violence.
That we are even having this conversation is appalling.
But here we are.
But here we are.
Although Trump has the broad power to grant a pardon or commutation to Maxwell, Raskin’s resolution would “put House members on record opposing a pardon for Maxwell, adding pressure to the White House if the chamber votes overwhelming in favor”
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
A top House Democrat pushes to oppose Ghislaine Maxwell pardon
Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-Maryland) introduced a symbolic measure to put House members on the record opposing a pardon for Jeffrey Epstein’s accomplice.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
That we are even having this conversation is appalling.
But here we are.
But here we are.
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Happy Thanksgiving to my
American friends. I hope you
all have a wonderful day. 😊
American friends. I hope you
all have a wonderful day. 😊
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to my
American friends. I hope you
all have a wonderful day. 😊
American friends. I hope you
all have a wonderful day. 😊
Since the ceasefire took effect at noon on October 10, Israel has killed at least 347 Palestinians and injured 889, according to the latest figures from the Palestinian Ministry of Health.
Has it even started?
Has it even started?
As first phase of ceasefire nears end, Israel returns 15 more Palestinian bodies to Gaza
As first phase of ceasefire nears end, Israel returns 15 more Palestinian bodies to Gaza
But unrest continued in the West Bank.
dlvr.it
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Since the ceasefire took effect at noon on October 10, Israel has killed at least 347 Palestinians and injured 889, according to the latest figures from the Palestinian Ministry of Health.
Has it even started?
Has it even started?
My dad was in charge of the embassy there (they didn't have an ambassador at the time) about 30-some years ago.
Soldiers in Guinea-Bissau appeared on state television Wednesday saying they have seized power in the country, following reports of gunshots near the presidential palace, three days after national elections. https://to.pbs.org/4rFAz8b
Guinea-Bissau soldiers say they have seized power days after national elections
Soldiers in Guinea-Bissau appeared on state television Wednesday saying they have seized power in the country, following reports of gunshots near the presidential palace, three days after national elections. The president told French media he had been ...
www.pbs.org
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
My dad was in charge of the embassy there (they didn't have an ambassador at the time) about 30-some years ago.
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Soldiers in Guinea-Bissau appeared on state television Wednesday saying they have seized power in the country, following reports of gunshots near the presidential palace, three days after national elections. https://to.pbs.org/4rFAz8b
Guinea-Bissau soldiers say they have seized power days after national elections
Soldiers in Guinea-Bissau appeared on state television Wednesday saying they have seized power in the country, following reports of gunshots near the presidential palace, three days after national elections. The president told French media he had been ...
www.pbs.org
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Soldiers in Guinea-Bissau appeared on state television Wednesday saying they have seized power in the country, following reports of gunshots near the presidential palace, three days after national elections. https://to.pbs.org/4rFAz8b
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I've been reflecting a lot lately on what I'm truly
thankful for, and it’s simple: it’s you. You’ve been
here, supporting me every step of the way, and
I don’t take that for granted. Thank you for being
part of this. I wouldn’t be here without you. ❤️
thankful for, and it’s simple: it’s you. You’ve been
here, supporting me every step of the way, and
I don’t take that for granted. Thank you for being
part of this. I wouldn’t be here without you. ❤️
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I've been reflecting a lot lately on what I'm truly
thankful for, and it’s simple: it’s you. You’ve been
here, supporting me every step of the way, and
I don’t take that for granted. Thank you for being
part of this. I wouldn’t be here without you. ❤️
thankful for, and it’s simple: it’s you. You’ve been
here, supporting me every step of the way, and
I don’t take that for granted. Thank you for being
part of this. I wouldn’t be here without you. ❤️
At HEB today, and there was this organic Mary's turkey for $1.49 pound. Snatched that bad boy up, took him home, ripped out his spine, shattered his breast bone, and rubbed salt over him.
Now he's dry-brining in my fridge.
The other dude is back in the freezer waiting for another day.
Now he's dry-brining in my fridge.
The other dude is back in the freezer waiting for another day.
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
At HEB today, and there was this organic Mary's turkey for $1.49 pound. Snatched that bad boy up, took him home, ripped out his spine, shattered his breast bone, and rubbed salt over him.
Now he's dry-brining in my fridge.
The other dude is back in the freezer waiting for another day.
Now he's dry-brining in my fridge.
The other dude is back in the freezer waiting for another day.
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The fact that only 3 (by my count) Republican members of Congress have spoken out about the Witkoff situation shows how thoroughly corrupted and compromised the entire party has become from top to bottom. None of this is about just Trump - it is the entire political party.
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
The fact that only 3 (by my count) Republican members of Congress have spoken out about the Witkoff situation shows how thoroughly corrupted and compromised the entire party has become from top to bottom. None of this is about just Trump - it is the entire political party.
Thanksgiving tip: Buy some extra turkey necks, and roast them up the day before with veggies. Then simmer them for 30-60 minutes. Strain. Put stock in fridge.
Day of scrape off the fat, and use the stock for unlimited turkey gravy.
Day of scrape off the fat, and use the stock for unlimited turkey gravy.
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Thanksgiving tip: Buy some extra turkey necks, and roast them up the day before with veggies. Then simmer them for 30-60 minutes. Strain. Put stock in fridge.
Day of scrape off the fat, and use the stock for unlimited turkey gravy.
Day of scrape off the fat, and use the stock for unlimited turkey gravy.
Daddy, why did you get mommy deported?
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Daddy, why did you get mommy deported?