Machine Pun Kelly
@kellyscaletta.bsky.social
America's Number One Punned-It.
Lifelong Dem. Left my account on Twitter for Bluer Skies. I follow back, but sometimes it takes time.
YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KellyScaletta
Check out my Whiteboard videos and the Pun Show!
Lifelong Dem. Left my account on Twitter for Bluer Skies. I follow back, but sometimes it takes time.
YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KellyScaletta
Check out my Whiteboard videos and the Pun Show!
Pinned
BlueSky for Beginners
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
www.youtube.com
I should make this my pined post. Here is a link to all my help videos, starting with the first one.
I've done four in total so far.
1. Intro and basics.
2. More about setting up feeds and lists.
3. 10 Tips and Tools
4. Gain engagement.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_V2...
I've done four in total so far.
1. Intro and basics.
2. More about setting up feeds and lists.
3. 10 Tips and Tools
4. Gain engagement.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_V2...
So that was pretty good pass by Caleb Williams, he understated.
January 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
So that was pretty good pass by Caleb Williams, he understated.
What's the headless-horseman's head's favorite Van Halen song?
I Ain't Got No Body
I Ain't Got No Body
January 19, 2026 at 1:17 AM
What's the headless-horseman's head's favorite Van Halen song?
I Ain't Got No Body
I Ain't Got No Body
Trump's "Open Border" Lie: What Actually Changed?
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
January 19, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Made some triple-berry crisp from fresh-milled flour and organic rolled oats, and topped it with homemade cinnamon ice cream on a whim. Then added some whipped cream because it was there.
It tastes even better than it looks.
It tastes even better than it looks.
January 18, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Made some triple-berry crisp from fresh-milled flour and organic rolled oats, and topped it with homemade cinnamon ice cream on a whim. Then added some whipped cream because it was there.
It tastes even better than it looks.
It tastes even better than it looks.
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BRENNAN: Tell me about the officer, Jonathan Ross
KRISTI NOEM: Don't say his name! I mean, for heaven's sake, we shouldn't have people continue to dox law enforcement
BRENNAN: His name is public
NOEM: I know, but that doesn't mean it should continue to be said
KRISTI NOEM: Don't say his name! I mean, for heaven's sake, we shouldn't have people continue to dox law enforcement
BRENNAN: His name is public
NOEM: I know, but that doesn't mean it should continue to be said
January 18, 2026 at 8:17 PM
JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-
JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS- JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS.
#Justice4ReneeNicoleGood ⚖️
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One of the best things about owning a grain mill is being able to make pasta from fresh-milled durum (semolina) flour.
Homemade chicken alfredo is tops yums.
If you want to get a grain mill, you can use my discount code at Nutrimill (MPK20) to get 20% off.
Homemade chicken alfredo is tops yums.
If you want to get a grain mill, you can use my discount code at Nutrimill (MPK20) to get 20% off.
January 18, 2026 at 7:25 PM
One of the best things about owning a grain mill is being able to make pasta from fresh-milled durum (semolina) flour.
Homemade chicken alfredo is tops yums.
If you want to get a grain mill, you can use my discount code at Nutrimill (MPK20) to get 20% off.
Homemade chicken alfredo is tops yums.
If you want to get a grain mill, you can use my discount code at Nutrimill (MPK20) to get 20% off.
If you really, honestly think about it: Every major problem in America right now is either because of, or made worse by, Donald Trump.
January 18, 2026 at 4:50 PM
If you really, honestly think about it: Every major problem in America right now is either because of, or made worse by, Donald Trump.
Don't forget, Donald Trump has been wanting to invade Iran since his first term. Remember how he had "his generals" draw up an invasion plan?
We know this because he stole them and flapped them at a writer.
We know this because he stole them and flapped them at a writer.
January 18, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Don't forget, Donald Trump has been wanting to invade Iran since his first term. Remember how he had "his generals" draw up an invasion plan?
We know this because he stole them and flapped them at a writer.
We know this because he stole them and flapped them at a writer.
Reposted by Machine Pun Kelly
If you have to break the law to "enforce the law," there is no law.
January 18, 2026 at 1:56 AM
If you have to break the law to "enforce the law," there is no law.
Reposted by Machine Pun Kelly
Joe Biden was actually a pretty damned good President. youtube.com/shorts/K8hXd...
How Biden turned around the crises Trump left
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
January 18, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Joe Biden was actually a pretty damned good President. youtube.com/shorts/K8hXd...
Reposted by Machine Pun Kelly
Reposted by Machine Pun Kelly
Tear gassing babies crosses every line
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
January 17, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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Talked to a Somali man today who said his mosque last night was surrounded by neighbors ready to protect them against ICE if needed. Made me feel proud to live in this city.
January 17, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Talked to a Somali man today who said his mosque last night was surrounded by neighbors ready to protect them against ICE if needed. Made me feel proud to live in this city.
Doing a shortened show today to make up for the last three days. Hope you can join: youtube.com/live/eC6jYyB...
The Pun Show: Did you really vote for this?
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
January 17, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Doing a shortened show today to make up for the last three days. Hope you can join: youtube.com/live/eC6jYyB...
My brother here!
I’m excited to be on KEDA’s Street Talk Magazine Radio show tomorrow with Jaime Vidal! Tune in at 11:00AM CT at 99.9FM/1540AM if you’re local, or listen live on their website at: jalapenoradio.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:29 PM
My brother here!
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I’m excited to be on KEDA’s Street Talk Magazine Radio show tomorrow with Jaime Vidal! Tune in at 11:00AM CT at 99.9FM/1540AM if you’re local, or listen live on their website at: jalapenoradio.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I’m excited to be on KEDA’s Street Talk Magazine Radio show tomorrow with Jaime Vidal! Tune in at 11:00AM CT at 99.9FM/1540AM if you’re local, or listen live on their website at: jalapenoradio.com
Two really awesome people here!
"It's a surprise to people when I don't go at them. But I think if you want to learn about people, if you want to understand where they're coming from, you have to approach it with curiosity and you have to be willing to listen."
- @noellecook.com
- @noellecook.com
GLOBAL WARNING: Noelle Cook (Ep 10)
YouTube video by AWKWORD
youtu.be
January 16, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Two really awesome people here!
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Before Christmas, I had
the honor of being interviewed
by Jovanna Vidal, an actress
from Dhar Mann, to talk about
my journey with autism and my
story. It meant a lot to share my
experiences and be heard. 😊
the honor of being interviewed
by Jovanna Vidal, an actress
from Dhar Mann, to talk about
my journey with autism and my
story. It meant a lot to share my
experiences and be heard. 😊
January 16, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Before Christmas, I had
the honor of being interviewed
by Jovanna Vidal, an actress
from Dhar Mann, to talk about
my journey with autism and my
story. It meant a lot to share my
experiences and be heard. 😊
the honor of being interviewed
by Jovanna Vidal, an actress
from Dhar Mann, to talk about
my journey with autism and my
story. It meant a lot to share my
experiences and be heard. 😊
What do you call a parrot who speaks multiple languages.
A POLLYglot.
(If you get it, you laughed.)
A POLLYglot.
(If you get it, you laughed.)
January 16, 2026 at 5:13 PM
What do you call a parrot who speaks multiple languages.
A POLLYglot.
(If you get it, you laughed.)
A POLLYglot.
(If you get it, you laughed.)
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American foreign policy now based on Trump’s “Access Hollywood Doctrine”
Wait for it...
Wait for it...
January 14, 2026 at 10:10 PM
American foreign policy now based on Trump’s “Access Hollywood Doctrine”
Wait for it...
Wait for it...
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🎙️ I can say it because I have a lot of white friends and they love me 🎭 😂
A quick, true laugh, friends 🙏
A quick, true laugh, friends 🙏
🎯 Latinos are FUN and if you don’t think so, better don’t travel to their countries.
January 14, 2026 at 11:05 PM
🎙️ I can say it because I have a lot of white friends and they love me 🎭 😂
A quick, true laugh, friends 🙏
A quick, true laugh, friends 🙏