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Machine Pun Kelly

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America's Number One Punned-It. Lifelong Dem. Left my account on Twitter for Bluer Skies. I follow back, but sometimes it takes time. YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KellyScaletta Check out my Whiteboard videos and the Pun Show!

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · Feb 1

I should make this my pined post. Here is a link to all my help videos, starting with the first one.

I've done four in total so far.

1. Intro and basics.
2. More about setting up feeds and lists.
3. 10 Tips and Tools
4. Gain engagement.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_V2...

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 9h

And the Def Leppards don't eat faces!

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 11h

Imma just say. Those don't look like terrorists to me.

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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 11h

Portland folks chose instead of escalating things, to show how absurd this whole situation‼️

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 12h

And the nazis forced the choice both times.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 12h

Has he seen what he is wearing?

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 12h

Probably more than you might expect. 40% of the military voted for Harris.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 12h

8. But that's 100.

Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 12h

If you are a member of the National Guard and aren't called on duty on October 18, can I encourage you to join the No Kings protest?

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 13h

Blaming the layoffs on the Democrats is like blaming Sophie for making a choice.

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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 13h

Just a reminder, the layoffs in govt were just done out of spite, not necessity

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 13h

I don't.

Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 13h

Yeah, I had a neighbor who needed to find a new home for him. He was bullied by his big sister until he got bigger than her and decided to fight back.

Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 13h

Did you know that the 100 wealthiest corporations/people own about 8% of the world's entire wealth?

That's kind fucked up, right?

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 13h

He is too fucking stupid to know they're playing the same clip on Fox News for 5 years of the same burning fucking garbage can and calling it the entire fucking city.

He's so fucking stupid.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 13h

The 11th Street Kids.

Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 14h

I just love this little dude so much!

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Ben Canham @bencanham.bsky.social · 15h

Six years ago, I was at my lowest
hospitalized, scared, and convinced
I’d never feel whole again. Every day
since has been a quiet battle to rebuild
the confidence I thought was lost forever.
Some days are still hard, but I’m still
standing. And that means everything.

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awkword @awkword.bsky.social · 15h

They’ve long had it out for Portland.

This is a clip from my now-infamous 2020 conversation with the Portland DA

And a link to the story I wrote after Andy Ngo seemed to take it to heart.

youtu.be/i6ugxEWYkJg?...

medium.com/@philmandelb...

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 14h

You can't put tariffs on them if they don't export things. Actually pretty good chess move by China here and orange man is mad.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 15h

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 15h

So he takes out the patients entire brain and even bleaches the inside of the skull to make sure he got it all, and asks: "Who is your favorite politician?"

And the patient says MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 15h

What happens if we take another chunk of his brain." And he does, and then asks: "Who is your favorite politician," and the patient answers, "Chuck Schumer! "

So the fourth guy is really intrigued and he says, "What happens if we take out ALL of his brain.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 15h

" And the patient says, "Barack Obama."

And the second one says, "Let's see if we take out a chunk of his brain." So he takes out a chunk and asks the same question: "Who is your favorite politician," and the patient answers "Joe Biden."

And the third guy says, "That's really interesting.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 15h

So four brain surgeons are standing around a patient. The first one says, "This patient if fine. Let me prove it to you. "Who is your favorite politician?

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Ben Canham @bencanham.bsky.social · 15h

I’ve faced so much, but I’m choosing to turn
those struggles into growth. Every small step
forward is a victory rebuilding my confidence,
finding new strength. Healing isn’t easy, but it’s
worth it. And I’m proud of how far I’ve come.

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