Machine Pun Kelly
@kellyscaletta.bsky.social
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America's Number One Punned-It. Lifelong Dem. Left my account on Twitter for Bluer Skies. I follow back, but sometimes it takes time. YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KellyScaletta Check out my Whiteboard videos and the Pun Show!
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kellyscaletta.bsky.social
I should make this my pined post. Here is a link to all my help videos, starting with the first one.

I've done four in total so far.

1. Intro and basics.
2. More about setting up feeds and lists.
3. 10 Tips and Tools
4. Gain engagement.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_V2...
BlueSky for Beginners
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
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kellyscaletta.bsky.social
I mean there is. Just the people who are on WIC are paying for them.
kellyscaletta.bsky.social
This is literally asking poor people to pay for poor people.
kellyscaletta.bsky.social
In some ways I'm convinced that the bad guys won the time war. It's the only logical explanation.
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bencanham.bsky.social
After a few days of hard work,
I’m finally able to share a tour of
my new home. I was nervous about
filming this felt pretty self-conscious
about how I might come across on
camera. But this is a big step for me,
and I wanted to share it anyway.
Hope you enjoy the videos. 😊
kellyscaletta.bsky.social
Looks really nice! Happy for you!
kellyscaletta.bsky.social
For some reason Mrs. Pun got mad at me just because I spent 30 minutes elucidating the concept of mansplaining to her.
chanda.blacksky.app
Shout out to all the mansplainers who have never won any science writing awards telling me how communication works
kellyscaletta.bsky.social
My brother is running to flip an R+30 seat in Texas. He's a retired vet.

It is disgusting that the GOP is using the military as a prop.
schwabfortexas.com
Our Governor is playing national politics with the Texas National Guard. We need a Texas legislature that is more concerned with running the state of Texas than with running for President.
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thedailyshow.com
Straight-talking Mike Johnson struggles to look at the camera when claiming to care about healthcare
kellyscaletta.bsky.social
Was just looking at a shared Google Sheet and "Anonymous Walrus" was on there, and I thought, that would be a hell of a name for a Garage Band.
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rogueresistknitter.bsky.social
Ummmm..... a law was passed in 2019 that the felon signed during his first term that says the federal workers are to be paid. It was enacted after one of the shutdowns during the felon's first term.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Governm...
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atrupar.com
Klobuchar: "I went over there this morning and there are actually more statues of deceased Republican leaders than there are Republican House members over there right now."
kellyscaletta.bsky.social
I ran a poll on the other site. 12% of responders said Biden was President in 2020.

They really are this dumb.
atrupar.com
Tommy Tuberville on the 2020 census: "The Democrats were letting illegals come in for a different count. They obviously had a census going that was all rigged. The 2020 election basically was rigged."

(Believe it or not, Donald Trump was president in 2020.)
kellyscaletta.bsky.social
OK. What makes this "obvious" Tommy? Go on, prove your argument you ignorant, inbred fucking piece of trash.
kellyscaletta.bsky.social
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
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echamp.bsky.social
The picture of the First Presbyterian Church of Chicago pastor being pepper sprayed by a masked ICE agent reminded me of civil rights protestors in Birmingham being sprayed with high-pressure water hoses in the 60s.

It was wrong then, it's wrong now. How are we letting this happen?
kellyscaletta.bsky.social
The answer lies in the fucking media pushing forth fucking propaganda and never asking Republicans what they're actually going to do for the fucking economy. That's what.
kellyscaletta.bsky.social
Sadly, his son doesn't' have to.
kellyscaletta.bsky.social
MIke Issa Johnson strikes again.
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cwebbonline.com
Whoa! The shutdown’s ripple effect starting to hit.

Burbank Airport in LA County has no air traffic controllers on duty due to sick calls, last-minute day-off requests, and staffing shortages.

If you’re flying anywhere in the country, check for delays.