Maj
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Dad, He/Him, Sassy leftist, retired harlot, ally, tech, wrasslin, 📸, pretty, NY/GA, Green bubble in your group chat. I kick ass and THEN kick knowledge.
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Maj
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· Nov 12
The leopards eatin GOOD right now.
I miss social media when we weren’t in fear of fighting for our fuckin lives out there & capable of telling the world our partners mid sex had it squirtin & fartin.
Only fear was someone opening the door & lettin the stank out.
A simpler time.
Only fear was someone opening the door & lettin the stank out.
A simpler time.
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I miss social media when we weren’t in fear of fighting for our fuckin lives out there & capable of telling the world our partners mid sex had it squirtin & fartin.
Only fear was someone opening the door & lettin the stank out.
A simpler time.
Only fear was someone opening the door & lettin the stank out.
A simpler time.
I have a meh interest in Call Of Duty, but there’s videos saying how wretched the campaign/multiplayer mode for BlackOps 7 is. So I sat through a playthrough & SWEET JESUS FUCK, this game is wretched. There’s a part where you might as well be in a Destiny 2 boss fight.
Deadass. The fuck is this?!
Deadass. The fuck is this?!
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I have a meh interest in Call Of Duty, but there’s videos saying how wretched the campaign/multiplayer mode for BlackOps 7 is. So I sat through a playthrough & SWEET JESUS FUCK, this game is wretched. There’s a part where you might as well be in a Destiny 2 boss fight.
Deadass. The fuck is this?!
Deadass. The fuck is this?!
Pretty wild that the son of Nimarata Randhawa is attacking Vivek Ramaswamy all while looking like a conservative twink.
Ah. THAT’S why he reacted like this…
Ah. THAT’S why he reacted like this…
Nicki Hailey's kid is attacking Viveck , she raised a nasty racist ...
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Pretty wild that the son of Nimarata Randhawa is attacking Vivek Ramaswamy all while looking like a conservative twink.
Ah. THAT’S why he reacted like this…
Ah. THAT’S why he reacted like this…
Like…just wear a bag that says “I’m a conservative dickhead.”
Same thing…at least you’ll let everyone around you know that’s the only thing that’s honest about you.
Same thing…at least you’ll let everyone around you know that’s the only thing that’s honest about you.
Just another Mom wondering why Shannon Adcock thinks the Earth is woke, and why she wants to scorch it.
Go for a walk in nature, girl. Watch the birds or feed the squirrels or something. There’s more to life than blathering hateful nonsense into a microphone in your Dining Room.
Go for a walk in nature, girl. Watch the birds or feed the squirrels or something. There’s more to life than blathering hateful nonsense into a microphone in your Dining Room.
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Like…just wear a bag that says “I’m a conservative dickhead.”
Same thing…at least you’ll let everyone around you know that’s the only thing that’s honest about you.
Same thing…at least you’ll let everyone around you know that’s the only thing that’s honest about you.
This paragraph is psychotic.
Kidnapping the daughter of the man that shot you down.
BIG part of why no one wants conservative women. Shit like this.
Kidnapping the daughter of the man that shot you down.
BIG part of why no one wants conservative women. Shit like this.
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This paragraph is psychotic.
Kidnapping the daughter of the man that shot you down.
BIG part of why no one wants conservative women. Shit like this.
Kidnapping the daughter of the man that shot you down.
BIG part of why no one wants conservative women. Shit like this.
Worst part? He’s spending millions of our dollars to play a sport he ass at.
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Worst part? He’s spending millions of our dollars to play a sport he ass at.
Because let them eat Great Value is a great thing to say to a starving populace dealing with increasing food prices & that you also…*checks notes*
Shut off SNAP benefits to millions of.
Shut off SNAP benefits to millions of.
Hassett: "On one of the Sunday shows, the anchor criticized the fact Walmart said the Thanksgiving dinner is cheaper by about $10. Then he said, 'Oh yeah, but they substituted generic stuff,' as if having a generic something is a crime for ordinary folks! It shows how out of touch these people are."
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Because let them eat Great Value is a great thing to say to a starving populace dealing with increasing food prices & that you also…*checks notes*
Shut off SNAP benefits to millions of.
Shut off SNAP benefits to millions of.
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If we're being honest he's probably in Hitman because someone said, "An Eminem game in the 2000s would be Em killing his girlfriend and mother and having to throw them in the Detroit River without getting caught" and someone said you know like a Hitman game and it went from there.
Em should’ve been in a Mortal Kombat game if anything.
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
If we're being honest he's probably in Hitman because someone said, "An Eminem game in the 2000s would be Em killing his girlfriend and mother and having to throw them in the Detroit River without getting caught" and someone said you know like a Hitman game and it went from there.
Isn’t this a game based on stealth more often than not? Because I can’t think of a more difficult game to play where I have to sneakily do missions with blond hair, blue overalls, a Jason mask & a chainsaw.
Stay sharp. 🗡️ The beat hits in 5 days.
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@eminem
#Agent47 #HITMAN #EminemvsSlimShady #Eminem
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#Agent47 #HITMAN #EminemvsSlimShady #Eminem
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Isn’t this a game based on stealth more often than not? Because I can’t think of a more difficult game to play where I have to sneakily do missions with blond hair, blue overalls, a Jason mask & a chainsaw.
Just a bunch of ghouls that want to “own the libs” and then wonder why their popularity has shifted so dramatically even among their own base.
SCOOP: The Trump administration has instructed employees and grantees not to use U.S. funds to commemorate World AIDS Day — because the observance was started by the World Health Organization.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
Trump Administration Cancels U.S. Observance of World AIDS Day
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a bunch of ghouls that want to “own the libs” and then wonder why their popularity has shifted so dramatically even among their own base.
A MAGA tried to blow Trump’s head off.
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
A MAGA tried to blow Trump’s head off.
In case anyone was wondering what this means, the DOJ not only threw Kristi Noem under the bus, they backed the bitch back over her too. I dunno what a republican woman expected from republican men other than this.
BREAKING: With a contempt inquiry looming, DOJ has now named DHS Secretary Kristi Noem as the Trump official who approved transferring hundreds of people to a notorious Salvadoran megaprison, despite a federal judge’s order forbidding the removals.
DOJ Says Noem Made Final Decision on El Salvador Removals in Breach of Court Order
Read more here.
bit.ly
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
In case anyone was wondering what this means, the DOJ not only threw Kristi Noem under the bus, they backed the bitch back over her too. I dunno what a republican woman expected from republican men other than this.
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Lots of people think this is fine: manly, bold, “genuine,” “telling it like it is.“. Lots of people will approve.
Shitty people, shitty values, shitty culture.
Shitty people, shitty values, shitty culture.
Trump responds to a detailed report about his waning energy and propensity to sleep through on-camera events by calling the New York Times's Katie Rogers ugly
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Lots of people think this is fine: manly, bold, “genuine,” “telling it like it is.“. Lots of people will approve.
Shitty people, shitty values, shitty culture.
Shitty people, shitty values, shitty culture.
I have this scenario at least twice a year via Lyft. Like, Ma’am…I KNOW YOU SEE MY AIRPODS IN MY EARS…
Not my Lyft driver asking me for relationship advice because the man who she has been seeing hasn't asked her to be his gf yet.
a cartoon of a man wearing suspenders and glasses with a serious look on his face
Alt: Hank Hill shaking his head
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I have this scenario at least twice a year via Lyft. Like, Ma’am…I KNOW YOU SEE MY AIRPODS IN MY EARS…
That’s what’s infuriating. These styleless weirdos trying to dictate what people should wear to airports while they themselves are wearing the “I’m not racist, but…” 7’s
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
That’s what’s infuriating. These styleless weirdos trying to dictate what people should wear to airports while they themselves are wearing the “I’m not racist, but…” 7’s
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No other phrase will better encompass the absolute amalgamation of awful this year has been than "2025 is a GTA server at this point"
Didn’t think someone could scare the hoes at thanksgiving unless they wore a MAGA hat, but 2025 is a GTA server at this point.
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
No other phrase will better encompass the absolute amalgamation of awful this year has been than "2025 is a GTA server at this point"
Probably a question that doesn’t need to be asked, but fuck it.
Has…has Donald Trump ever SEEN Donald Trump?
Has…has Donald Trump ever SEEN Donald Trump?
Trump calls Times reporter ‘ugly’ days after branding another journalist ‘piggy’
Trump calls Times reporter ‘ugly’ days after branding another journalist ‘piggy’
In a Truth Social post, the president lashed out at journalist Katie Rogers after a Times article questioned whether he was slowing down
Donald Trump lashed out on Wednesday against a New York Times reporter, calling her “ugly inside and out” in his latest personal insult against female members of the media after last week calling another “piggy”.
In a Truth Social post, Trump criticitized the newspaper for an article suggesting he was running low on energy in his 80th year, insisting he has “never worked so hard in my life”. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Probably a question that doesn’t need to be asked, but fuck it.
Has…has Donald Trump ever SEEN Donald Trump?
Has…has Donald Trump ever SEEN Donald Trump?
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And telling of what you'd do if given the chance--I surmise.
The amount of paranoia, self importance & unearned confidence required to be a right wing lunatic is precisely why they’re shouldn’t be in power. Thinking immigrants came to this country specifically to rape & murder you is a personal hell only possible by being a loathsome sick fuck.
HS now openly admitting what we already knew. It was never about going after the worst of the worst.
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
And telling of what you'd do if given the chance--I surmise.
Because of course it was Tim “I was paid ridiculous amounts of money to spread misinformation for Russia.” Pool.
viviek ramaswamy is running a campaign for governor so bad that his supporters think videos of him talking about his beliefs are ai videos
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Because of course it was Tim “I was paid ridiculous amounts of money to spread misinformation for Russia.” Pool.
The DOGE we got was led by a man stuck in a k-hole wielding a chainsaw & making chainsaw noises with his mouth. Which sounds pretty par for the course under those circumstances if you ask me.
We all believe in improving efficiency, and a team genuinely focused on that could do a world of good.
But the DOGE we could have had is a far cry from the DOGE we actually got.
But the DOGE we could have had is a far cry from the DOGE we actually got.
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The DOGE we got was led by a man stuck in a k-hole wielding a chainsaw & making chainsaw noises with his mouth. Which sounds pretty par for the course under those circumstances if you ask me.
Oh dear. Plute was already gonna have a rough time, but Boasberg is gonna turn him into confetti.
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Oh dear. Plute was already gonna have a rough time, but Boasberg is gonna turn him into confetti.
Why is it when religious conservatives try to stoke fear over Liberal ideas, it’s always gotta have some perverse sexual shit? It’ll be like “Such & Such church says liberals want you to have free healthcare to brainwash you into dressing in drag and bareass riding a bike with no seat!”
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Why is it when religious conservatives try to stoke fear over Liberal ideas, it’s always gotta have some perverse sexual shit? It’ll be like “Such & Such church says liberals want you to have free healthcare to brainwash you into dressing in drag and bareass riding a bike with no seat!”
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No one thinks about sex more than the weirdo Jesus fringe
It’s like an excerpt from an evangelical erotica fan fic.
This is oddly specific for the televangelist to come up with 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
No one thinks about sex more than the weirdo Jesus fringe
It’s like an excerpt from an evangelical erotica fan fic.
This is oddly specific for the televangelist to come up with 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It’s like an excerpt from an evangelical erotica fan fic.