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Dad, He/Him, Sassy leftist, retired harlot, ally, tech, wrasslin, 📸, pretty, NY/GA, it’s just me being me, here, want me to tone it down? Suck my fuckin dick you MAGAs, you happy now?
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The leopards eatin GOOD right now.
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Boy, has his story changed.
Ted Cruz in 2015.
January 15, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Will always mark out when a hoss does a moonsault. Always. #AEWDynamite
January 15, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Ted Cruz in 2015.
January 15, 2026 at 1:45 AM
All that was missing was Ospreay. 😔

And here comes THIS freshly circumcised prick Callis. #AEWDynamite
January 15, 2026 at 1:44 AM
This. I want this. I want all of this. Kenny/Swerve/Hangman? IMAGINE the shenanigans. #AEWDynamite
January 15, 2026 at 1:40 AM
And just like that…this just got 85% sexier. #AEWDynamite
January 15, 2026 at 1:39 AM
SECRET LOOOOOOOVERS!!

#AEWDynamite
January 15, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Y’all…like…I can’t unsee it now. Whatever. Brian Keith is still dope. #AEWDynamite
I would’ve tweeted about the finish, but I’m on the phone with pops and he just called Brian Keith “Papa Django” & I can’t breathe right now…

#AEWDynamite
January 15, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I would’ve tweeted about the finish, but I’m on the phone with pops and he just called Brian Keith “Papa Django” & I can’t breathe right now…

#AEWDynamite
January 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Great filming. I deadass thought OAC was gonna just throw Darby onto the mats outside. Forgot the ramp was there.

I mean…pretty easy to fall for that spot considering Darby’s a lunatic. #AEWDynamite
January 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
January 15, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I wonder what goes through ones mind as they're getting belly to belly suplexed on the edge of ALL the steps by a Newcastle brick shithouse...

#AEWDynamite
January 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
"Naw Nigga. You gets no full entrance. Get your back broke against the railing from this suicide dive, pussy!"-Darby Allen. #AEWDynamite
January 15, 2026 at 1:06 AM
There's the red lighting. Just add the blue so we can get bisexual lighting for entrances up in this bitch. #AEWDynamite
January 15, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I love Darby. But PAC gon spend most of this match beatin his ass like a bass drum. #AEWDynamite
January 15, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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"You will own nothing and enjoy it."
So now not only is his full self driving absolute shit that people didn't even want to use for free, now he has the brilliant idea to insist people pay for it.

The ✌🏽genius✌🏽hard at work. share.google/pxDCXSFMRjag...
Musk says Tesla is moving Full Self-Driving to a monthly subscription
Tesla is lagging Waymo in autonomous mobility as the Alphabet-owned driverless car service topped 450,000 paid weekly rides in December.
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January 15, 2026 at 1:01 AM
They're STARTING with Darby/PAC? This gon hurt. A lot. #AEWDynamite
January 15, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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The techno feudalist world they want. You own nothing. They’d charge you for oxygen if they could.
So now not only is his full self driving absolute shit that people didn't even want to use for free, now he has the brilliant idea to insist people pay for it.

The ✌🏽genius✌🏽hard at work. share.google/pxDCXSFMRjag...
Musk says Tesla is moving Full Self-Driving to a monthly subscription
Tesla is lagging Waymo in autonomous mobility as the Alphabet-owned driverless car service topped 450,000 paid weekly rides in December.
share.google
January 15, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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January 15, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Tonight we party.
January 15, 2026 at 12:56 AM
So now not only is his full self driving absolute shit that people didn't even want to use for free, now he has the brilliant idea to insist people pay for it.

The ✌🏽genius✌🏽hard at work. share.google/pxDCXSFMRjag...
Musk says Tesla is moving Full Self-Driving to a monthly subscription
Tesla is lagging Waymo in autonomous mobility as the Alphabet-owned driverless car service topped 450,000 paid weekly rides in December.
share.google
January 15, 2026 at 12:54 AM
"Stop sending buttplugs to Bahrain, Canada!"

Sincerely, Lindsey Graham & Mike Johnson.

P.s. Oh & Benny Johnson is here too. He says hi.
And now for news you never knew that you needed. It’s good to see that the Pentagon is doing its best to plug the hole in the delivery of these items to soldiers abroad.
youtube.com/shorts/R7bn3...
‘Stop sending butt plugs to Bahrain’: Toronto sex store receives letters from U.S. Department of War
YouTube video by CP24
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January 15, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Oooooof.

The irony of someone named Spitfire needing some cream for that burn.
January 15, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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"Steven Miller says" JFC why don't they just come out & say who's really running the country? Would that upset the baby 🍊🤡 too much?
Waaahh..😫
Stephen Miller is gonna get so many of these dweebs locked up. The next part for them will be a wild surprise.

Gonna be a LOT of perp walks.
Stephen Miller sent a chilling message to ICE just days after an agent killed Renee Good. trib.al/82KBLQk

“To all ICE officers: You have federal immunity in the conduct of your duties."
January 15, 2026 at 12:18 AM
That k-hole must be deeeeeeep.
January 15, 2026 at 12:17 AM