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@lif3asmaj.blacksky.app

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Dad, He/Him, Sassy leftist, retired harlot, ally, tech, wrasslin, 📸, pretty, NY/GA, Green bubble in your group chat. Philosophical syllable seamstress, speaking in a bibical Fibonacci sequence.

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · Nov 12

The leopards eatin GOOD right now.

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 3h

Yes. We ARE in 37t in debt.

Notice that like the shutdown? He doesn’t state whose fault that actually is.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h

Q: Rescission are something Dems have said is a reason for a lack of trust. What rescissions are you discussing?

JOHNSON: We have more than $37t in debt. We're doing everything we can to get us back to sound fiscal responsibility. What does that include? A rescission package is part of our process

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 3h

Shitty thing of her to do. Doesn’t shadow over the fact that this lunatic lost yet again & has to try to take credit for things he could never achieve. What a pathetic man.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7h

Trump: "The person who actually got the Nobel Prize called today, called me, and said 'I'm accepting this in honor of you, because you really deserved it.' A really nice thing to do. I didn't say 'Then give it to me, though.'"

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 4h

Bet money that Laura Loomer’s xenophobic senses were tingling, she objected to this to Trump’s face & this happened…

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 4h

Which I WILL MAKE HAPPEN!

Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 4h

Republicans have always been atrocious at damage control, but this is very different. They KNOW how badly they’re fucking up.

I think the midterms are gonna be a bigger eye opener for this party than we thought.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 5h

A new Noem video is being played at airports trashing Democrats.

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 4h

Ma’am. You were in Mean Girls. Now I feel like you get woken up on a set that is always made for a Hallmark Christmas movie by getting handed a script as you hope your co-star isn’t Dean Cain.

Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 4h

Sat on the remote which turned the channel to the hallmark network & I have a question.

Does Lacey Chabert live on the lot of the Hallmark Network studios or some shit?

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 7h

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

Sophie Sherry @sophiesherry.bsky.social · 10h

During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.   It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.

He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’

During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...

chicago.suntimes.com

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 4h

“The young activist who was doing what Jesus would want us to do & people with genuine concerns about damaging our planet courtesy of the slop that is AI are legionnaires of the antichrist! Now if you’ll excuse me, Sam Altman just text me a picture of Ariana Grande with super asscheeks!”

Wilson Dizard III @wpd3.bsky.social · 12h

[Excerpt:] Tech billionaire Peter Thiel recently warned that Swedish activist Greta Thunberg & critics of tech or AI are “legionnaires of the Antichrist” in private lectures on Christianity that linked government oversight of Silicon Valley to an apocalyptic future.

Inside billionaire Peter Thiel’s private lectures: Warnings of ‘the Antichrist’ and U.S. destruction

In leaked recordings of private lectures by tech billionaire Peter Thiel he argued that “the Antichrist” is likely to take the form of a critic of technology.

wapo.st

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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 4h

How come I haven't seen any reporting on this?

Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸
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BREAKING: Federal judge rules federal agents must wear visible identification, can’t use riot weapons against peaceful protestors. Ruling follows agents pepper spraying and tear gassing journalists and a priest in Chicago.

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 4h

He’s got a huge splotch on his hand, he’s dozing off all the time, memory lapses, swollen ankles, can’t walk a straight line…feels like I’m missing something. Oh right.

THE NIGGA CLEARLY HAD A FUCKIN STROKE.

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 4h

This isn’t a medical evaluation. It’s a blowjob for a man that’s feeling his mortality slipping away second by second.

As always? Accusation/confession applies here. Immunizations aside? I don’t buy a single thing here. Not one bit.

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 4h

Kinda called a few of these things.

-would get vax boosters/flu shots.
-would be diagnosed as borderline kryptonian health wise despite what we’re all seeing.
-would have perfect heart health despite if he ate actual shit, he’d be healthier than he is with eating the shit he actually eats.

Eric Feigl-Ding @drericding.bsky.social · 4h

Guess who just got both the updated COVID vaccine and flu shots today? Your dear Leader Trump. Maybe you should get them too.

Sincerely, An Epidemiologist Who Told You Trump Would Get COVID Booster.

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 4h

Says biology!

Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 5h

These people think vanilla ice cream is spicy.

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 5h

Or a bit redundant because you can’t get preg…ah, whatever.

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 5h

Perfect for the pull out king.

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 7h

JD Vance put a pube in there. Because he has a lot of “Put a pube in food because it’s funny.” Douchebag energy.

Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 7h

It’s just potatoes, kale & a naked Karoline Leavitt in that bubbling cauldron.

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 7h

This a very unseasoned stew.

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 8h

Hey brown/black conservatives. Yall might wanna abandon ship. See, the Project 2025 stew they’re making? Y’all qualify as seasoning and…well…IYKYK.

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 8h

Damon was good in Major Payne & The Last Boy Scout. Decent in Bulletproof. Love Kim. David might be the funniest & most talented of that crew who himself was comedically artsy.

I would love if he had a starring role in a Wes Anderson film. I think he’d crush it.

Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 9h

I almost feel bad for the intern that has to walk to the Oval Office to tell him this isn’t going to work & will blow up in his face by explaining why it will as he mumbles “I really shouldn’t have quit DJing” in the hallways.

Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 9h

Trump proposing 100% tariffs on China

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 9h

I love that out of his entire family? He’s the only one who when given a more serious or artsy role? He always nails it.

Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 9h

The type to say “Finish on my ass!” & I don’t think he’s talking about getting chased around Helsinki…

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