Maj
@lif3asmaj.blacksky.app
Dad, He/Him, Sassy leftist, retired harlot, ally, tech, wrasslin, 📸, pretty, NY/GA, it’s just me being me, here, want me to tone it down? Suck my fuckin dick you MAGAs, you happy now?
Itty Bitty & My Lady are out of town for the weekend & I'm still sick soooo...y'all are gonna get a LOT of photos of the puppehs.
Lola Bunny says hi & wants to know if you have games on your phone...
Lola Bunny says hi & wants to know if you have games on your phone...
January 15, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Itty Bitty & My Lady are out of town for the weekend & I'm still sick soooo...y'all are gonna get a LOT of photos of the puppehs.
Lola Bunny says hi & wants to know if you have games on your phone...
Lola Bunny says hi & wants to know if you have games on your phone...
This part is fuckin reckless. 🤣🤣🤣
January 15, 2026 at 6:22 PM
This part is fuckin reckless. 🤣🤣🤣
Happy belated to those who celebrate...
January 15, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Happy belated to those who celebrate...
Because if there's anyone we can trust about belongings being taken without them even knowing it? It's Kristi Noem.
January 15, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Because if there's anyone we can trust about belongings being taken without them even knowing it? It's Kristi Noem.
I'm not bodied. Don't put in the dirt sheets that I got bodied.
January 15, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I'm not bodied. Don't put in the dirt sheets that I got bodied.
J Cole not even one minute in his new song: I got verse of the year, my purpose is clear, it's to murk/whoever dare flirt wit death, the best alive & what you now hear is the work.
Me the second I heard that shit:
Me the second I heard that shit:
January 14, 2026 at 10:54 PM
J Cole not even one minute in his new song: I got verse of the year, my purpose is clear, it's to murk/whoever dare flirt wit death, the best alive & what you now hear is the work.
Me the second I heard that shit:
Me the second I heard that shit:
Bari Weiss is breaking the Dril rule & putting in the papers that she got mad.
January 14, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Bari Weiss is breaking the Dril rule & putting in the papers that she got mad.
Was playing Diablo Immortal (Stop asking why. I love this game, ok Diablo snobs?) when my character decided to drop this MF bar to a defeated sub boss that hit home.
January 14, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Was playing Diablo Immortal (Stop asking why. I love this game, ok Diablo snobs?) when my character decided to drop this MF bar to a defeated sub boss that hit home.
Old man has been by my side on this couch to take care of lil ol sick me, to make sure I'm warm & to incessantly lick me knowing I don't have as much strength to stop him as I usually would.
January 14, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Old man has been by my side on this couch to take care of lil ol sick me, to make sure I'm warm & to incessantly lick me knowing I don't have as much strength to stop him as I usually would.
I for one am glad Apple is going for the passport design for their foldable because the original Pixel Fold is a fantastic design that bookstyle foldables should’ve NEVER ditched.
It’s the compact phone everyone swears they want, but never fuckin buys when it’s time to put up or shut up.
It’s the compact phone everyone swears they want, but never fuckin buys when it’s time to put up or shut up.
January 14, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I for one am glad Apple is going for the passport design for their foldable because the original Pixel Fold is a fantastic design that bookstyle foldables should’ve NEVER ditched.
It’s the compact phone everyone swears they want, but never fuckin buys when it’s time to put up or shut up.
It’s the compact phone everyone swears they want, but never fuckin buys when it’s time to put up or shut up.
Personally? Just a theory. I think it was named Maximum Carnage for us older millennials who know ball.
The ball:
The ball:
January 14, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Personally? Just a theory. I think it was named Maximum Carnage for us older millennials who know ball.
The ball:
The ball:
Got this locked & loaded for MAGA after midterms when they start whining about a rigged election after we retake the house.
January 14, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Got this locked & loaded for MAGA after midterms when they start whining about a rigged election after we retake the house.
Me to that CEO when he starts making excuses…
January 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Me to that CEO when he starts making excuses…
And thanks to you, he's the president & responsible for the very thing you're complaining about, Joe. As a gift? I present the funniest thing anyone has ever said about you.
January 13, 2026 at 11:19 PM
And thanks to you, he's the president & responsible for the very thing you're complaining about, Joe. As a gift? I present the funniest thing anyone has ever said about you.
So naturally when paying respects to a fellow right wing nut job, The White House has to make sure Trump is not only a part of it, but directly in the middle.
All these losers know how to do is be cringe.
All these losers know how to do is be cringe.
January 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
So naturally when paying respects to a fellow right wing nut job, The White House has to make sure Trump is not only a part of it, but directly in the middle.
All these losers know how to do is be cringe.
All these losers know how to do is be cringe.
Still sick. Still wishing i was outside. Still working aka staring at a screen.
January 13, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Still sick. Still wishing i was outside. Still working aka staring at a screen.
I went to investigate and..
I learned Olivia Reingold responded to John Oliver free press piece where he singled Olivia out & cooked her. The response was a crashout so cringe that she deleted it.
Reddit gave me "Olivia Reingold reminding us that Bari Weiss fumbled Kate McKinnon in college."
I learned Olivia Reingold responded to John Oliver free press piece where he singled Olivia out & cooked her. The response was a crashout so cringe that she deleted it.
Reddit gave me "Olivia Reingold reminding us that Bari Weiss fumbled Kate McKinnon in college."
January 13, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I went to investigate and..
I learned Olivia Reingold responded to John Oliver free press piece where he singled Olivia out & cooked her. The response was a crashout so cringe that she deleted it.
Reddit gave me "Olivia Reingold reminding us that Bari Weiss fumbled Kate McKinnon in college."
I learned Olivia Reingold responded to John Oliver free press piece where he singled Olivia out & cooked her. The response was a crashout so cringe that she deleted it.
Reddit gave me "Olivia Reingold reminding us that Bari Weiss fumbled Kate McKinnon in college."
I wanted Itty Bitty to look up & she wouldn’t. She kept her head down & said “I look up for Smarties?”
Yes. My daughter straight up extorted me while I’m under the weather for a picture. Never escaping the rude allegations.
…I gave her Smarties…😔
Yes. My daughter straight up extorted me while I’m under the weather for a picture. Never escaping the rude allegations.
…I gave her Smarties…😔
January 12, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I wanted Itty Bitty to look up & she wouldn’t. She kept her head down & said “I look up for Smarties?”
Yes. My daughter straight up extorted me while I’m under the weather for a picture. Never escaping the rude allegations.
…I gave her Smarties…😔
Yes. My daughter straight up extorted me while I’m under the weather for a picture. Never escaping the rude allegations.
…I gave her Smarties…😔
Gentlemen. I too am from the realm of nerd & it’s cold in them streets. Y’all packin heat, huh? Aight bet. Gimme that. That’s mines now. 👻
January 12, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Gentlemen. I too am from the realm of nerd & it’s cold in them streets. Y’all packin heat, huh? Aight bet. Gimme that. That’s mines now. 👻
Stopping you right before you start, player.
January 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Stopping you right before you start, player.