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jforjae.bsky.social
[giver of problems: pro max✨]
@jforjae.bsky.social
A super spicy Haitian Pisces who minds her business and whines her waist. 🇭🇹


📍NJ/PHL/NYC
📟 An 86’ baby
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(People don’t want to help. They want to judge.)
February 11, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Went to see the bestie before she started teaching her Pilates class and she tried to drag me into class. No ma’am not tuhday.

Full body since i missed upper yesterday and today is legs. Combination

#blackskyfitness
February 11, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Told my gentleman friend i need to prepare for Ramadan so he’s gonna hear from me less starting Friday.
What y’all lying about this morning?
February 11, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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All day we talk about being in community and now y'all don't give money to women in your family who ask for it because they have a man?

That math ain't mathing
February 11, 2026 at 1:52 PM
&& If he slim…..

Let him put you through the headboard after.
Let me tell you something..

Let that anime loving man with a touch of -tism put you through the mattress..

For science.
February 11, 2026 at 1:50 PM
It’s my fav Aquariuses 68th birthday 🎉

The reason why i act the way i do. The most amazing dad and pops ever. So grateful for my daddy 😭
February 11, 2026 at 1:44 PM
And EVERYDAY they shocked they have school 😭
getting children up in the morning for school is like going to war.
February 11, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Cheers 🎉
February 11, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Being quick witted and funny means ppl always think you’re flirting.
February 10, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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If I call your sky crush handsome I’m making an objective assessment.

Dassit.
February 10, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Stoppppp how cute.

I love body language! They’re all so comfortable with eachother.
See the way klay’s momma not letting her go. Yeah that’s her daughter in law.
February 10, 2026 at 11:28 PM
RED FLAG MEANS STOP.

Not reason with it.
Not wait for it to turn green.

I’ll never understand how ppl stay with these flags and be shocked that the flag gets bigger or more flags pop up.
I had friends call me out for being quick to cut potential partners off but...pattern recognition applies even when they are fine af. Not spending years pretending the red flag doesn't exist only for it to come back and bite me. Red flag means stop.
February 10, 2026 at 11:26 PM
My daughter been sick and now here i am….congested
February 10, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Do you see y’all?
How can men talk themselves out of some coochie?
February 10, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I’m watching The Valley: Persian Style and it’s an extension of shahs of sunset.

I missed Shahs of Sunset!
February 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I’m the strictest.

I blocked a man because his kids are 2 & 3. Go fix your family.
I didn't think I was strict til I started telling my friend why I was dropping niggas. The smallest things bother the fuck outta me and there's no getting around it 😂😅
February 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
One thing these hair scarers will do is mind ppl dem business
The Affluent Ladies Of The Skyline fake worried about spending again I'm observing
February 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I had to send back my Celine glasses for Fendi and i really hope these fit better 😭

The Celine’s arms were too short. And I’m so mad i already fell in love with them.
February 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Liking me with no action?
February 10, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Mind you…..the companies CAN update the sensors to NOT be.
I hate when the automatic sink sensor is racist.
February 10, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Finery name for their dupes is so funny to me.

What do you mean your scent named Alleged is the dupe for Gucci Not Guilty

Not another blue dupe for Bleu de Chanel

Two Billion dupe for Paco One Million

😭
February 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Play the game…make it your game…choose how you wanna play it and then….

Run the fucking play!!

Have fun and know when to call a spade a fucking spade.

Everyone is not here for a long time. Take the good time and gwaan nuh.
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
The sacheu lip liner i love. However, it doesn’t last on my lips long enough. I’ve applied how ppl suggested.

I need to look into other lip stains. I’ve been obsessed with them as of late. I’m a gloss and liner girl and not having to reapply liner makes me happy.
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
There was a show i watched recently that had to do with back door adoptions and found out that they were using women who were brain dead as baby making factories.

Maybe it was black list??
This article is from 2023. In 2025, a Georgia hospital did it.

Adriana Smith. Say her name.

ER staff misdiagnosed a clot in her brain.

She was 9 weeks pregnant & brain dead. They kept her alive as an incubator without consent of the family.

They experimented on a Black woman.
February 10, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Nothing is ever a loss to me. It’s why i never have an issue detaching.

Because emotions off and logic applied:

If i wanted to make sure that I’m someone another person would want to be around. I act that way. I consider them. I make space and care. I do my part. I make sure we on the same page.
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 PM