[giver of problems: pro max✨]
@jforjae.bsky.social
A super spicy Haitian Pisces who minds her business and whines her waist. 🇭🇹
📍NJ/PHL/NYC
📟 An 86’ baby
📍NJ/PHL/NYC
📟 An 86’ baby
Me after post nut clarity
You ever look back on past actions and realize you might be a little throwed?
February 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Me after post nut clarity
About me:
I, like many niggas, show my affection by poking fun at the homies.
I don’t joke with opps. They are the joke.
I don’t joke with opps. They are the joke.
February 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
About me:
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A very popular opinion tbh
Unpopular opinion: “Testing” someone instead of communicating what you’re looking for is manipulation.
February 14, 2026 at 3:01 PM
A very popular opinion tbh
Just 3 weeks ago i sent a “you up” text.
No response. Texted me next morning. Never will he hear from me again.
You up EVERY OTHER TIME and the ONE time i break code and hit you…you don’t answer???
Don’t een worry bout it
No response. Texted me next morning. Never will he hear from me again.
You up EVERY OTHER TIME and the ONE time i break code and hit you…you don’t answer???
Don’t een worry bout it
a blonde woman wearing glasses and red lipstick is looking at the camera .
ALT: a blonde woman wearing glasses and red lipstick is looking at the camera .
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February 14, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Just 3 weeks ago i sent a “you up” text.
No response. Texted me next morning. Never will he hear from me again.
You up EVERY OTHER TIME and the ONE time i break code and hit you…you don’t answer???
Don’t een worry bout it
No response. Texted me next morning. Never will he hear from me again.
You up EVERY OTHER TIME and the ONE time i break code and hit you…you don’t answer???
Don’t een worry bout it
I love people who birthday is on Valentine’s Day! Lolol.
I always wanted to be a Valentine’s Day baby lol
I always wanted to be a Valentine’s Day baby lol
February 14, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I love people who birthday is on Valentine’s Day! Lolol.
I always wanted to be a Valentine’s Day baby lol
I always wanted to be a Valentine’s Day baby lol
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Remember NOTHING and NO ONE is stopping us from having a great day! 🖤✊🏾
February 14, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Remember NOTHING and NO ONE is stopping us from having a great day! 🖤✊🏾
My mom is a very specific woman. She only loves her roses & orchids from one place.
Every Valentine’s Day my dad gets her roses and orchids. He’s up and out the house by 7:30…drives to this flower/garden center 20-30 some mins away to her there at 8 when they open.
It’s been 20 yrs.
Every Valentine’s Day my dad gets her roses and orchids. He’s up and out the house by 7:30…drives to this flower/garden center 20-30 some mins away to her there at 8 when they open.
It’s been 20 yrs.
February 14, 2026 at 1:06 PM
My mom is a very specific woman. She only loves her roses & orchids from one place.
Every Valentine’s Day my dad gets her roses and orchids. He’s up and out the house by 7:30…drives to this flower/garden center 20-30 some mins away to her there at 8 when they open.
It’s been 20 yrs.
Every Valentine’s Day my dad gets her roses and orchids. He’s up and out the house by 7:30…drives to this flower/garden center 20-30 some mins away to her there at 8 when they open.
It’s been 20 yrs.
Seeing snow falling is making me irate
February 14, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Seeing snow falling is making me irate
Omg. Babes I’m so sorry.
February 14, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Omg. Babes I’m so sorry.
Happy Valentine’s Day Lovers 💕
Whether single, couple or throupled….enjoy this weekend and have it be filled with love, joy and small reminders that you are of love.
Whether single, couple or throupled….enjoy this weekend and have it be filled with love, joy and small reminders that you are of love.
February 14, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day Lovers 💕
Whether single, couple or throupled….enjoy this weekend and have it be filled with love, joy and small reminders that you are of love.
Whether single, couple or throupled….enjoy this weekend and have it be filled with love, joy and small reminders that you are of love.
Everyday I get to wake up.
Wallahi 🤲🏽✨
Wallahi 🤲🏽✨
February 14, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Everyday I get to wake up.
Wallahi 🤲🏽✨
Wallahi 🤲🏽✨
Yassss i hope everyone enjoys!
February 14, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Yassss i hope everyone enjoys!
I’m more of a popcorn girl then i am a chip girl and it i do crave chips it’s just salt & vinegar or ruffles but i just had Herrs honey jalapeño and it’s so good
February 14, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I’m more of a popcorn girl then i am a chip girl and it i do crave chips it’s just salt & vinegar or ruffles but i just had Herrs honey jalapeño and it’s so good
Bring back real eaters
a man is standing in front of a crowd of people holding a glass of beer .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a crowd of people holding a glass of beer .
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February 14, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Bring back real eaters
And then sucked on like he need the bone marrow out the bone!
TL sleep?
I need to be ate like the last bit of meat on a poke chop bone.
I need to be ate like the last bit of meat on a poke chop bone.
February 14, 2026 at 12:58 AM
And then sucked on like he need the bone marrow out the bone!
Mind you.
You the reason it’s creamy. You making the cream and now you don’t wanna eat it???
You the reason it’s creamy. You making the cream and now you don’t wanna eat it???
February 14, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Mind you.
You the reason it’s creamy. You making the cream and now you don’t wanna eat it???
You the reason it’s creamy. You making the cream and now you don’t wanna eat it???
Clarification needed Bredda
Making a woman’s cheeks red >>>>>>>
I wanna make a grown man blush soon
February 14, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Clarification needed Bredda
D & I
February 14, 2026 at 12:40 AM
D & I
Y’all should’ve been using sizing beads 2-3 days ago for stretching.
Whatever yall gotta do. Remember what i said last week! Use yall butts
Whatever yall gotta do. Remember what i said last week! Use yall butts
Y’all got them big buttholes ready for tomorrow? They finna get widER
February 14, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Y’all should’ve been using sizing beads 2-3 days ago for stretching.
Whatever yall gotta do. Remember what i said last week! Use yall butts
Whatever yall gotta do. Remember what i said last week! Use yall butts
Otp w/my bestie
Her: So….there’s a man
Me: Not interested
Her: Jo pleaseeee you didn’t even let me finish
Me: foolishness ah foot. Doh vex mi
Her: He wants to send you flowers.. I’m not giving him your address BUT i will deliver them to you
Me: Who is it??
*she tells me*
Me:
Her: So….there’s a man
Me: Not interested
Her: Jo pleaseeee you didn’t even let me finish
Me: foolishness ah foot. Doh vex mi
Her: He wants to send you flowers.. I’m not giving him your address BUT i will deliver them to you
Me: Who is it??
*she tells me*
Me:
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Otp w/my bestie
Her: So….there’s a man
Me: Not interested
Her: Jo pleaseeee you didn’t even let me finish
Me: foolishness ah foot. Doh vex mi
Her: He wants to send you flowers.. I’m not giving him your address BUT i will deliver them to you
Me: Who is it??
*she tells me*
Me:
Her: So….there’s a man
Me: Not interested
Her: Jo pleaseeee you didn’t even let me finish
Me: foolishness ah foot. Doh vex mi
Her: He wants to send you flowers.. I’m not giving him your address BUT i will deliver them to you
Me: Who is it??
*she tells me*
Me:
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Just here to say that white people making money off of "manifesting" is some scammer shit because "manifesting" is what they stole from African and indigenous people in the first place.
They can't help you "manifest" anything.
They're THIEVES.
#RHOBH
They can't help you "manifest" anything.
They're THIEVES.
#RHOBH
February 14, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Just here to say that white people making money off of "manifesting" is some scammer shit because "manifesting" is what they stole from African and indigenous people in the first place.
They can't help you "manifest" anything.
They're THIEVES.
#RHOBH
They can't help you "manifest" anything.
They're THIEVES.
#RHOBH
I told my kids the same.
Even if all they inherit is a toaster oven.
IDONTGIVEADAMN!
Even if all they inherit is a toaster oven.
IDONTGIVEADAMN!
My dad told me if I marry someone that’s not Black I don’t get my inheritance. He was laughing while he said it but I think he’s deadass 🥹
February 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I told my kids the same.
Even if all they inherit is a toaster oven.
IDONTGIVEADAMN!
Even if all they inherit is a toaster oven.
IDONTGIVEADAMN!
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This is so cool!!! 🥹🥹🫶🏾🫶🏾 that’s my dawg!
February 13, 2026 at 8:25 PM
This is so cool!!! 🥹🥹🫶🏾🫶🏾 that’s my dawg!
We need to ban the internet for certain niggas. Fr.
If that thang drooling like Stephen Hawking buy that lady some flowers.
February 13, 2026 at 9:06 PM
We need to ban the internet for certain niggas. Fr.