[giver of problems: pro max✨]
@jforjae.bsky.social
A super spicy Haitian Pisces who minds her business and whines her waist. 🇭🇹
📍NJ/PHL/NYC
📟 An 86’ baby
📍NJ/PHL/NYC
📟 An 86’ baby
The lady at my local pet store has a skunk as a pet
I really be wanting animals that are not your typical pets. I want a pet duck so bad.
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
The lady at my local pet store has a skunk as a pet
Age verification?
It’s 10pm. Do you know where your children are?
It’s 10pm. Do you know where your children are?
Age verification?
If my pizza wasn’t delivered in 30 minutes, it was free.
If my pizza wasn’t delivered in 30 minutes, it was free.
Age Verification?
I had an in-season jheri curl.
I had an in-season jheri curl.
February 11, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Age verification?
It’s 10pm. Do you know where your children are?
It’s 10pm. Do you know where your children are?
Pixies, locs and a bob
Men: Caesar bonus if deep waves accompany it. Locs too
Men: Caesar bonus if deep waves accompany it. Locs too
In honor of Black History Month day 11, what is your favorite hairstyle/cut on Black ppl?
February 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Pixies, locs and a bob
Men: Caesar bonus if deep waves accompany it. Locs too
Men: Caesar bonus if deep waves accompany it. Locs too
Boooooooooo 🍅🍅🍅
Cuz wtf was she doing??
Cuz wtf was she doing??
February 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Boooooooooo 🍅🍅🍅
Cuz wtf was she doing??
Cuz wtf was she doing??
I got you seester
February 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I got you seester
42°
We throwing something on the grill??
We throwing something on the grill??
February 11, 2026 at 2:48 PM
42°
We throwing something on the grill??
We throwing something on the grill??
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(People don’t want to help. They want to judge.)
February 11, 2026 at 2:17 PM
(People don’t want to help. They want to judge.)
Went to see the bestie before she started teaching her Pilates class and she tried to drag me into class. No ma’am not tuhday.
Full body since i missed upper yesterday and today is legs. Combination
#blackskyfitness
Full body since i missed upper yesterday and today is legs. Combination
#blackskyfitness
February 11, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Went to see the bestie before she started teaching her Pilates class and she tried to drag me into class. No ma’am not tuhday.
Full body since i missed upper yesterday and today is legs. Combination
#blackskyfitness
Full body since i missed upper yesterday and today is legs. Combination
#blackskyfitness
Told my gentleman friend i need to prepare for Ramadan so he’s gonna hear from me less starting Friday.
What y’all lying about this morning?
February 11, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Told my gentleman friend i need to prepare for Ramadan so he’s gonna hear from me less starting Friday.
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All day we talk about being in community and now y'all don't give money to women in your family who ask for it because they have a man?
That math ain't mathing
That math ain't mathing
February 11, 2026 at 1:52 PM
All day we talk about being in community and now y'all don't give money to women in your family who ask for it because they have a man?
That math ain't mathing
That math ain't mathing
&& If he slim…..
Let him put you through the headboard after.
Let him put you through the headboard after.
Let me tell you something..
Let that anime loving man with a touch of -tism put you through the mattress..
For science.
Let that anime loving man with a touch of -tism put you through the mattress..
For science.
February 11, 2026 at 1:50 PM
&& If he slim…..
Let him put you through the headboard after.
Let him put you through the headboard after.
It’s my fav Aquariuses 68th birthday 🎉
The reason why i act the way i do. The most amazing dad and pops ever. So grateful for my daddy 😭
The reason why i act the way i do. The most amazing dad and pops ever. So grateful for my daddy 😭
February 11, 2026 at 1:44 PM
It’s my fav Aquariuses 68th birthday 🎉
The reason why i act the way i do. The most amazing dad and pops ever. So grateful for my daddy 😭
The reason why i act the way i do. The most amazing dad and pops ever. So grateful for my daddy 😭
And EVERYDAY they shocked they have school 😭
getting children up in the morning for school is like going to war.
February 11, 2026 at 1:11 PM
And EVERYDAY they shocked they have school 😭
Being quick witted and funny means ppl always think you’re flirting.
February 10, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Being quick witted and funny means ppl always think you’re flirting.
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If I call your sky crush handsome I’m making an objective assessment.
Dassit.
Dassit.
February 10, 2026 at 11:36 PM
If I call your sky crush handsome I’m making an objective assessment.
Dassit.
Dassit.
Stoppppp how cute.
I love body language! They’re all so comfortable with eachother.
I love body language! They’re all so comfortable with eachother.
See the way klay’s momma not letting her go. Yeah that’s her daughter in law.
February 10, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Stoppppp how cute.
I love body language! They’re all so comfortable with eachother.
I love body language! They’re all so comfortable with eachother.
RED FLAG MEANS STOP.
Not reason with it.
Not wait for it to turn green.
I’ll never understand how ppl stay with these flags and be shocked that the flag gets bigger or more flags pop up.
Not reason with it.
Not wait for it to turn green.
I’ll never understand how ppl stay with these flags and be shocked that the flag gets bigger or more flags pop up.
I had friends call me out for being quick to cut potential partners off but...pattern recognition applies even when they are fine af. Not spending years pretending the red flag doesn't exist only for it to come back and bite me. Red flag means stop.
February 10, 2026 at 11:26 PM
RED FLAG MEANS STOP.
Not reason with it.
Not wait for it to turn green.
I’ll never understand how ppl stay with these flags and be shocked that the flag gets bigger or more flags pop up.
Not reason with it.
Not wait for it to turn green.
I’ll never understand how ppl stay with these flags and be shocked that the flag gets bigger or more flags pop up.
My daughter been sick and now here i am….congested
February 10, 2026 at 11:10 PM
My daughter been sick and now here i am….congested
Do you see y’all?
How can men talk themselves out of some coochie?
February 10, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Do you see y’all?
I’m watching The Valley: Persian Style and it’s an extension of shahs of sunset.
I missed Shahs of Sunset!
I missed Shahs of Sunset!
February 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I’m watching The Valley: Persian Style and it’s an extension of shahs of sunset.
I missed Shahs of Sunset!
I missed Shahs of Sunset!
I’m the strictest.
I blocked a man because his kids are 2 & 3. Go fix your family.
I blocked a man because his kids are 2 & 3. Go fix your family.
I didn't think I was strict til I started telling my friend why I was dropping niggas. The smallest things bother the fuck outta me and there's no getting around it 😂😅
February 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I’m the strictest.
I blocked a man because his kids are 2 & 3. Go fix your family.
I blocked a man because his kids are 2 & 3. Go fix your family.
One thing these hair scarers will do is mind ppl dem business
The Affluent Ladies Of The Skyline fake worried about spending again I'm observing
February 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
One thing these hair scarers will do is mind ppl dem business
I had to send back my Celine glasses for Fendi and i really hope these fit better 😭
The Celine’s arms were too short. And I’m so mad i already fell in love with them.
The Celine’s arms were too short. And I’m so mad i already fell in love with them.
February 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I had to send back my Celine glasses for Fendi and i really hope these fit better 😭
The Celine’s arms were too short. And I’m so mad i already fell in love with them.
The Celine’s arms were too short. And I’m so mad i already fell in love with them.
Liking me with no action?
February 10, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Liking me with no action?