[giver of problems: pro max✨]
@jforjae.bsky.social
A super spicy Haitian Pisces who minds her business and whines her waist. 🇭🇹
📍NJ/PHL/NYC
📟 An 86’ baby
📍NJ/PHL/NYC
📟 An 86’ baby
As long as it’s not my fav Trader Joe’s
I can pick up another man and slam him in our shopping cart but later you gon be mad at me cause we can't go to that Trader Joe's anymore.
February 10, 2026 at 1:12 AM
As long as it’s not my fav Trader Joe’s
The new dr on The Pitt keep pushing for AI charting really pissing me off. I’m trying hard to like her.
February 10, 2026 at 12:22 AM
The new dr on The Pitt keep pushing for AI charting really pissing me off. I’m trying hard to like her.
Yes!!
All mine are reformed hood men who are smart asf, low and have a very commanding presence.
All my horses could have stables on the same damn farm fr.
All mine are reformed hood men who are smart asf, low and have a very commanding presence.
All my horses could have stables on the same damn farm fr.
What REALLY tripped me up was realizing my type isn't just physical. It's a very specific personality too. If you have both the look AND the personality type? I'm down atrocious IMMEDIATELY. Like catnip.
February 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Yes!!
All mine are reformed hood men who are smart asf, low and have a very commanding presence.
All my horses could have stables on the same damn farm fr.
All mine are reformed hood men who are smart asf, low and have a very commanding presence.
All my horses could have stables on the same damn farm fr.
My homegirl said she be stressed after she send a nigga a nude and they stop talking.
I’m like why? You sent it to him hoping he was a stand up nigga. It applies after. I send a man a nude. If you save it it’s out my control and i knew that when i sent it.
I’m like why? You sent it to him hoping he was a stand up nigga. It applies after. I send a man a nude. If you save it it’s out my control and i knew that when i sent it.
February 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
My homegirl said she be stressed after she send a nigga a nude and they stop talking.
I’m like why? You sent it to him hoping he was a stand up nigga. It applies after. I send a man a nude. If you save it it’s out my control and i knew that when i sent it.
I’m like why? You sent it to him hoping he was a stand up nigga. It applies after. I send a man a nude. If you save it it’s out my control and i knew that when i sent it.
They are tricks but don’t get tricked!
You ever been to the clerb with Nigerians and Haitians/Jamaicans?!
Cash city.
You ever been to the clerb with Nigerians and Haitians/Jamaicans?!
Cash city.
Per that LRS. Nigerian men will do it too, but you need the evolved variant. Or be willing to stomach him if he’s not.
Ime, Nigerian men are tricks.
**pls do not get tricked by them, however. Get the bread, get the head, and leave (with OUT a baby).
Ime, Nigerian men are tricks.
**pls do not get tricked by them, however. Get the bread, get the head, and leave (with OUT a baby).
February 9, 2026 at 11:01 PM
They are tricks but don’t get tricked!
You ever been to the clerb with Nigerians and Haitians/Jamaicans?!
Cash city.
You ever been to the clerb with Nigerians and Haitians/Jamaicans?!
Cash city.
Now,
Never mind
Never mind
I need to give away these headphones. I'm just not using them and I cannot return em.
February 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Now,
Never mind
Never mind
Why we waiting???
They doing a bid?
They doing a bid?
February 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Why we waiting???
They doing a bid?
They doing a bid?
Only thing i say in mirrors is affirmations sister.
I don’t play with mirrors 😭
I don’t play with mirrors 😭
Did you ever say Bloody Mary in the mirror? I NEVER have and won't 😭 way too scary for me
February 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Only thing i say in mirrors is affirmations sister.
I don’t play with mirrors 😭
I don’t play with mirrors 😭
Ramadan on the way. Tuesday evening to be exact.
If you’re in a haram relationship he will be using this weekend to soft launch y’all breakup. Just a heads up.
If you’re in a haram relationship he will be using this weekend to soft launch y’all breakup. Just a heads up.
February 9, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Ramadan on the way. Tuesday evening to be exact.
If you’re in a haram relationship he will be using this weekend to soft launch y’all breakup. Just a heads up.
If you’re in a haram relationship he will be using this weekend to soft launch y’all breakup. Just a heads up.
Mind y’all she doesn’t even know she has a crusher.
Also, Venus is in Pisces 😌
Also, Venus is in Pisces 😌
I’ve been fantasizing about this woman so much. Like wow.
February 9, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Mind y’all she doesn’t even know she has a crusher.
Also, Venus is in Pisces 😌
Also, Venus is in Pisces 😌
I just ate more rice and empanadas for lunch
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with a pen in his hand
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with a pen in his hand
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February 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I just ate more rice and empanadas for lunch
Doing all this and you LIVE IN FUCKING PURRTO RICO?!!!!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Doing all this and you LIVE IN FUCKING PURRTO RICO?!!!!!!!
Finally. A man shutting up voluntarily
Lemme be quiet
February 9, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Finally. A man shutting up voluntarily
Not having hips is always funny cuz you get to catch ppl off guard when they realize there’s ass involved.
Happy Monday
Happy Monday
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Not having hips is always funny cuz you get to catch ppl off guard when they realize there’s ass involved.
Happy Monday
Happy Monday
I had a 1yr old who came into my job who name is Gladys
Imagine being 2yrs old in 2026 and they calling you ‘Lester’
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I had a 1yr old who came into my job who name is Gladys
Gym bro looking at my leg press : 🤨 we moving light today? All the 45s still laying around
Me: Don’t do me like that! working on high reps today! I’m leaving the 45s for y’all to work on legs
Gym Bro: oh ok i thought my favorite girl was tired. I don’t have those leg problems. I could squat you
Me: Don’t do me like that! working on high reps today! I’m leaving the 45s for y’all to work on legs
Gym Bro: oh ok i thought my favorite girl was tired. I don’t have those leg problems. I could squat you
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Gym bro looking at my leg press : 🤨 we moving light today? All the 45s still laying around
Me: Don’t do me like that! working on high reps today! I’m leaving the 45s for y’all to work on legs
Gym Bro: oh ok i thought my favorite girl was tired. I don’t have those leg problems. I could squat you
Me: Don’t do me like that! working on high reps today! I’m leaving the 45s for y’all to work on legs
Gym Bro: oh ok i thought my favorite girl was tired. I don’t have those leg problems. I could squat you
GoodWillDunkin
For a free coffee. Put it in the promo box.
For a free coffee. Put it in the promo box.
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 PM
GoodWillDunkin
For a free coffee. Put it in the promo box.
For a free coffee. Put it in the promo box.
Why would ppl be comfortable even posting them doing OF activities on CF?? It’s very weird.
We’ve gotta relax
We’ve gotta relax
Why do yall want to see your FRIENDS be horny/naked/slappin skin in close friends? Thats not a little weird? 😭
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Why would ppl be comfortable even posting them doing OF activities on CF?? It’s very weird.
We’ve gotta relax
We’ve gotta relax
Mind you my CF is me clowning niggas and posting shit i can’t post on my main cuz I’m a ✨mom✨ and my kids be on my ass or with my friends who niggas be watching them so our debauchery gotta stay tucked.
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Mind you my CF is me clowning niggas and posting shit i can’t post on my main cuz I’m a ✨mom✨ and my kids be on my ass or with my friends who niggas be watching them so our debauchery gotta stay tucked.
Yes!
I want debauchery!
Good story times about getting your lick back.
Posts of men who are big and bad online in your DMs being pussy whipped.
Shit talking!
I want debauchery!
Good story times about getting your lick back.
Posts of men who are big and bad online in your DMs being pussy whipped.
Shit talking!
February 9, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Yes!
I want debauchery!
Good story times about getting your lick back.
Posts of men who are big and bad online in your DMs being pussy whipped.
Shit talking!
I want debauchery!
Good story times about getting your lick back.
Posts of men who are big and bad online in your DMs being pussy whipped.
Shit talking!
A girl posted herself listening to a drake song…….another one was frying chicken????
I told her take me out pls cuz who you hiding from????
I told her take me out pls cuz who you hiding from????
Close friends post and it's just them smoking a blunt
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February 9, 2026 at 1:20 PM
A girl posted herself listening to a drake song…….another one was frying chicken????
I told her take me out pls cuz who you hiding from????
I told her take me out pls cuz who you hiding from????
Twas a lot of empanadas, arroz con grandules, wings, lumpia, tres leches, tequila and pancit last night. 😭
Here we are.
8/10
Here we are.
8/10
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Twas a lot of empanadas, arroz con grandules, wings, lumpia, tres leches, tequila and pancit last night. 😭
Here we are.
8/10
Here we are.
8/10
Being alone, love the people around you all while loving and honoring your self. >>>
Being single has tough moments but then I remember that people will create a facade to get you.
Being alone and loving the people around me.>>>
Being alone and loving the people around me.>>>
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Being alone, love the people around you all while loving and honoring your self. >>>
I was waiting for the numbers!
I told my friends it for sure surpassed atleast 120
Bravo!
I told my friends it for sure surpassed atleast 120
Bravo!
February 9, 2026 at 11:36 AM
I was waiting for the numbers!
I told my friends it for sure surpassed atleast 120
Bravo!
I told my friends it for sure surpassed atleast 120
Bravo!
Pls 😂😂 how cute.
Did yall see Max & Ruby post?
“from one bad bunny to another”
Did yall see Max & Ruby post?
“from one bad bunny to another”
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Pls 😂😂 how cute.
Did yall see Max & Ruby post?
“from one bad bunny to another”
Did yall see Max & Ruby post?
“from one bad bunny to another”