[giver of problems: pro max✨]
@jforjae.bsky.social
A super spicy Haitian Pisces who minds her business and whines her waist. 🇭🇹
📍NJ/PHL/NYC
📟 An 86’ baby
📍NJ/PHL/NYC
📟 An 86’ baby
Entitled people make me jump out of character real quick. I can’t stand them.
February 15, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Entitled people make me jump out of character real quick. I can’t stand them.
I was driving behind this lady who was driving like an ass the whole time. Saw a car trying to pass her & she took up both lanes. A complete dick. We both get to our grocery order pick up spot and she’s just huffing and puffing. The guy comes out with my order and she’s trying to get his attention
February 15, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I was driving behind this lady who was driving like an ass the whole time. Saw a car trying to pass her & she took up both lanes. A complete dick. We both get to our grocery order pick up spot and she’s just huffing and puffing. The guy comes out with my order and she’s trying to get his attention
Insane.
I remember my nephew needed a special formula and that was like $40 a can.
I remember my nephew needed a special formula and that was like $40 a can.
We were at Costco the other day & happened in the baby needs aisle. HOLY SHIT is formula expensive. It was expensive when I had babies but hot DAMN. I do not now how parents are pulling it off these days. Yikes.
February 15, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Insane.
I remember my nephew needed a special formula and that was like $40 a can.
I remember my nephew needed a special formula and that was like $40 a can.
……yuh a piece ah work is what yuh be
I'm not peaceful??
February 15, 2026 at 6:13 PM
……yuh a piece ah work is what yuh be
The gang member in me……
February 15, 2026 at 5:56 PM
The gang member in me……
February 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Put him to sleep like i doubled his cup.
February 15, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Put him to sleep like i doubled his cup.
Sunday Service
Been here for a min forgot to post
Been here for a min forgot to post
February 15, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Sunday Service
Been here for a min forgot to post
Been here for a min forgot to post
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I love you. 🥹
February 15, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I love you. 🥹
Furthermore, if you been gallivanting in her DMs. You should be sending her funds for fun today.
Its past noon... You been in that lady's DMs/texts and aint sent her a "Happy Valentines Day" message. I hope you blocked by the time you wake up tomorrow.
February 14, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Furthermore, if you been gallivanting in her DMs. You should be sending her funds for fun today.
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Its past noon... You been in that lady's DMs/texts and aint sent her a "Happy Valentines Day" message. I hope you blocked by the time you wake up tomorrow.
February 14, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Its past noon... You been in that lady's DMs/texts and aint sent her a "Happy Valentines Day" message. I hope you blocked by the time you wake up tomorrow.
Intermittent fasting ❌
Intimate fasting ✅
Intimate fasting ✅
Starting this intimate fasting next Thursday and getting back in the gym, ima be locked in for a while till my birthday
February 14, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Intermittent fasting ❌
Intimate fasting ✅
Intimate fasting ✅
Me after post nut clarity
You ever look back on past actions and realize you might be a little throwed?
February 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Me after post nut clarity
About me:
I, like many niggas, show my affection by poking fun at the homies.
I don’t joke with opps. They are the joke.
I don’t joke with opps. They are the joke.
February 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
About me:
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A very popular opinion tbh
Unpopular opinion: “Testing” someone instead of communicating what you’re looking for is manipulation.
February 14, 2026 at 3:01 PM
A very popular opinion tbh
Just 3 weeks ago i sent a “you up” text.
No response. Texted me next morning. Never will he hear from me again.
You up EVERY OTHER TIME and the ONE time i break code and hit you…you don’t answer???
Don’t een worry bout it
No response. Texted me next morning. Never will he hear from me again.
You up EVERY OTHER TIME and the ONE time i break code and hit you…you don’t answer???
Don’t een worry bout it
a blonde woman wearing glasses and red lipstick is looking at the camera .
ALT: a blonde woman wearing glasses and red lipstick is looking at the camera .
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February 14, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Just 3 weeks ago i sent a “you up” text.
No response. Texted me next morning. Never will he hear from me again.
You up EVERY OTHER TIME and the ONE time i break code and hit you…you don’t answer???
Don’t een worry bout it
No response. Texted me next morning. Never will he hear from me again.
You up EVERY OTHER TIME and the ONE time i break code and hit you…you don’t answer???
Don’t een worry bout it
I love people who birthday is on Valentine’s Day! Lolol.
I always wanted to be a Valentine’s Day baby lol
I always wanted to be a Valentine’s Day baby lol
February 14, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I love people who birthday is on Valentine’s Day! Lolol.
I always wanted to be a Valentine’s Day baby lol
I always wanted to be a Valentine’s Day baby lol
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Remember NOTHING and NO ONE is stopping us from having a great day! 🖤✊🏾
February 14, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Remember NOTHING and NO ONE is stopping us from having a great day! 🖤✊🏾
My mom is a very specific woman. She only loves her roses & orchids from one place.
Every Valentine’s Day my dad gets her roses and orchids. He’s up and out the house by 7:30…drives to this flower/garden center 20-30 some mins away to her there at 8 when they open.
It’s been 20 yrs.
Every Valentine’s Day my dad gets her roses and orchids. He’s up and out the house by 7:30…drives to this flower/garden center 20-30 some mins away to her there at 8 when they open.
It’s been 20 yrs.
February 14, 2026 at 1:06 PM
My mom is a very specific woman. She only loves her roses & orchids from one place.
Every Valentine’s Day my dad gets her roses and orchids. He’s up and out the house by 7:30…drives to this flower/garden center 20-30 some mins away to her there at 8 when they open.
It’s been 20 yrs.
Every Valentine’s Day my dad gets her roses and orchids. He’s up and out the house by 7:30…drives to this flower/garden center 20-30 some mins away to her there at 8 when they open.
It’s been 20 yrs.
Seeing snow falling is making me irate
February 14, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Seeing snow falling is making me irate
Omg. Babes I’m so sorry.
February 14, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Omg. Babes I’m so sorry.
Happy Valentine’s Day Lovers 💕
Whether single, couple or throupled….enjoy this weekend and have it be filled with love, joy and small reminders that you are of love.
Whether single, couple or throupled….enjoy this weekend and have it be filled with love, joy and small reminders that you are of love.
February 14, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day Lovers 💕
Whether single, couple or throupled….enjoy this weekend and have it be filled with love, joy and small reminders that you are of love.
Whether single, couple or throupled….enjoy this weekend and have it be filled with love, joy and small reminders that you are of love.
Everyday I get to wake up.
Wallahi 🤲🏽✨
Wallahi 🤲🏽✨
February 14, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Everyday I get to wake up.
Wallahi 🤲🏽✨
Wallahi 🤲🏽✨