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jforjae.bsky.social
[giver of problems: pro max✨]
@jforjae.bsky.social
A super spicy Haitian Pisces who minds her business and whines her waist. 🇭🇹


📍NJ/PHL/NYC
📟 An 86’ baby
One thing these hair scarers will do is mind ppl dem business
The Affluent Ladies Of The Skyline fake worried about spending again I'm observing
February 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I had to send back my Celine glasses for Fendi and i really hope these fit better 😭

The Celine’s arms were too short. And I’m so mad i already fell in love with them.
February 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Liking me with no action?
February 10, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Mind you…..the companies CAN update the sensors to NOT be.
I hate when the automatic sink sensor is racist.
February 10, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Finery name for their dupes is so funny to me.

What do you mean your scent named Alleged is the dupe for Gucci Not Guilty

Not another blue dupe for Bleu de Chanel

Two Billion dupe for Paco One Million

😭
February 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Play the game…make it your game…choose how you wanna play it and then….

Run the fucking play!!

Have fun and know when to call a spade a fucking spade.

Everyone is not here for a long time. Take the good time and gwaan nuh.
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
The sacheu lip liner i love. However, it doesn’t last on my lips long enough. I’ve applied how ppl suggested.

I need to look into other lip stains. I’ve been obsessed with them as of late. I’m a gloss and liner girl and not having to reapply liner makes me happy.
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
There was a show i watched recently that had to do with back door adoptions and found out that they were using women who were brain dead as baby making factories.

Maybe it was black list??
This article is from 2023. In 2025, a Georgia hospital did it.

Adriana Smith. Say her name.

ER staff misdiagnosed a clot in her brain.

She was 9 weeks pregnant & brain dead. They kept her alive as an incubator without consent of the family.

They experimented on a Black woman.
February 10, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Nothing is ever a loss to me. It’s why i never have an issue detaching.

Because emotions off and logic applied:

If i wanted to make sure that I’m someone another person would want to be around. I act that way. I consider them. I make space and care. I do my part. I make sure we on the same page.
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Even if that wasn’t the case. She’s not obligated to do anything with her hard earned money.

Ppl with this entitlement to other ppl money really piss me off.
So now Glorilla's clarified that the sister set her up, pulled a gun on her, and got her locked up for a week in what sounds like identity theft. Welp, we can put all the questions about why she won't give her money to rest.
February 10, 2026 at 2:42 PM
IT: Jae, who is updating your teams website? Did one of us change your staff picture?? I don’t see the ticket..

Me: i updated it….i changed my picture.
IT: You know how to get into the system to change the website?? Did you also configure your directors printer? 🤨
Me: Yeah…like it’s hard?
Him:
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his eyes closed .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his eyes closed .
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:47 PM
The only math i use
anything over $50 is almost $100. i don't make the rules.
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Meanwhile Maya seeing another nigga use her for foolishness:
February 10, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Venus is in Pisces.

Me with a 8H Pisces stellium which includes my sun, Venus and Jupiter. 🧍🏽‍♀️

Everyone in love with the kid & rightfully so
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Reposted by [giver of problems: pro max✨]
Think it’s bout that time for a raffleeee.

So for the Valentines raffle im raffling off 1 full in depth reading and 1 full month of the “Tarot line” Like/Reskeet to be entered..

Picking this Thursday 🫶🏾😘
February 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Wore the wrong socks today.

Will be irritated all day.
February 10, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Exceptions heavily apply
Exceptions do apply.
February 10, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I woke up wanting to ride a horse.
February 10, 2026 at 11:06 AM
As long as it’s not my fav Trader Joe’s
I can pick up another man and slam him in our shopping cart but later you gon be mad at me cause we can't go to that Trader Joe's anymore.
February 10, 2026 at 1:12 AM
The new dr on The Pitt keep pushing for AI charting really pissing me off. I’m trying hard to like her.
February 10, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Yes!!

All mine are reformed hood men who are smart asf, low and have a very commanding presence.

All my horses could have stables on the same damn farm fr.
What REALLY tripped me up was realizing my type isn't just physical. It's a very specific personality too. If you have both the look AND the personality type? I'm down atrocious IMMEDIATELY. Like catnip.
February 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
My homegirl said she be stressed after she send a nigga a nude and they stop talking.

I’m like why? You sent it to him hoping he was a stand up nigga. It applies after. I send a man a nude. If you save it it’s out my control and i knew that when i sent it.
February 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
They are tricks but don’t get tricked!

You ever been to the clerb with Nigerians and Haitians/Jamaicans?!

Cash city.
Per that LRS. Nigerian men will do it too, but you need the evolved variant. Or be willing to stomach him if he’s not.

Ime, Nigerian men are tricks.

**pls do not get tricked by them, however. Get the bread, get the head, and leave (with OUT a baby).
February 9, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Now,

Never mind
I need to give away these headphones. I'm just not using them and I cannot return em.
February 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Why we waiting???

They doing a bid?
February 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM