1988 Pleaser
@stilldarius.bsky.social
Jesus, I’m sexy. My God, I’m vibrant. I’m a cross between attractive and elegant. I’m a hybrid.
📍ATL | Singer/Songwriter | Morehouse Man
📍ATL | Singer/Songwriter | Morehouse Man
I don’t even know fr. I’m just glad I’m still here I guess.
What has this year taught you?
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I don’t even know fr. I’m just glad I’m still here I guess.
Are builders smoking crack? $4 million for a house with the same baseboards I have now is fucking insane.
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Are builders smoking crack? $4 million for a house with the same baseboards I have now is fucking insane.
Moral of the story: always find out if that engine has a hemi before sticking your head under the hood.
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Moral of the story: always find out if that engine has a hemi before sticking your head under the hood.
There’s a lot of subpar jaws out there. There are also some that will have you singing like El Debarge. Just gotta pray you run into one.
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
There’s a lot of subpar jaws out there. There are also some that will have you singing like El Debarge. Just gotta pray you run into one.
According to discussions I’ve had with friends in both groups, it seems to be evenly split. But folks lie.
Is it harder for women to find a good eater? Or men? 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
According to discussions I’ve had with friends in both groups, it seems to be evenly split. But folks lie.
You don’t even know if that nigga wipes til it’s white. A rose is still a rose. Babygirl, you are still a flower whether you realize it or not.
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
You don’t even know if that nigga wipes til it’s white. A rose is still a rose. Babygirl, you are still a flower whether you realize it or not.
Reposted by 1988 Pleaser
You are a CIA plant
my hot food take: you all do not really like butter pecan ice cream, you just miss your grandparents.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
You are a CIA plant
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This would heal me
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This would heal me
Leave it to a nasty white broad to discover the 33rd flavor of bootylicious bubblegum. We are not a better society for any of this.
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Leave it to a nasty white broad to discover the 33rd flavor of bootylicious bubblegum. We are not a better society for any of this.
Points were made, because wtf?
Y’all wouldn’t have to worry bout a nigga hemorrhoid bursting in y’all mouth if yall would stop fucking eating ass!
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Points were made, because wtf?
Which begs the question, how many dates before… actually nvm. I couldn’t even finish that troll in good conscience. We’ve been through enough today.
…EATING MAN BUTT ON THE SECOND DATE?!
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Which begs the question, how many dates before… actually nvm. I couldn’t even finish that troll in good conscience. We’ve been through enough today.
“Fupa” is still a crazy term when you think about it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
“Fupa” is still a crazy term when you think about it.
Anybody paid any good child support lately?
Why are y’all still talking about this?!?!?!
Will y’all talk about $200 dates or misogyny/misandry or proper strip club attitude or something more relevant?!?!?
Will y’all talk about $200 dates or misogyny/misandry or proper strip club attitude or something more relevant?!?!?
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Anybody paid any good child support lately?
Me and [redacted].
Who yall wanna see get together finally?
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Me and [redacted].
Baby, that sorta is LOUD.
Yall about to start trying to guess who o was talking about and I want yall to know that it was a sorta general statement.
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Baby, that sorta is LOUD.
There is so much dingleberry discourse happening right now. I feel so overwhelmed.
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
There is so much dingleberry discourse happening right now. I feel so overwhelmed.
Usually Cabernet Sauvignon with dinner and cognac once the cousins start taking shots.
What’s everyone’s Thanksgiving beverage of choice?
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Usually Cabernet Sauvignon with dinner and cognac once the cousins start taking shots.
Whoever is willing to finally take my V-card.
Aight, who yall tryna hook up with for some holiday ho-ho-ho’ing?
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Whoever is willing to finally take my V-card.
Superior race, my ass 😒.
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Superior race, my ass 😒.
I’m not pressing play, but the commentary is enough to make me lay my all on the altar.
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I’m not pressing play, but the commentary is enough to make me lay my all on the altar.
First of all, why is she getting on the internet and crying about it? These new girls are different. Faith Evans would have thugged that shit out, cut an R&B classic on a stank ass mic, and we would’ve been none the wiser.
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
First of all, why is she getting on the internet and crying about it? These new girls are different. Faith Evans would have thugged that shit out, cut an R&B classic on a stank ass mic, and we would’ve been none the wiser.
Was there no Preparation?… H…? Never mind. I don’t want to think anymore about this.
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Was there no Preparation?… H…? Never mind. I don’t want to think anymore about this.
This is facts.
I genuinely get disgusted when certain people find me sexually attractive.
Not displeased. Disgusted.
I'm just getting to the point where I don't make a 🤮 face when I read posts from certain folks.
Not displeased. Disgusted.
I'm just getting to the point where I don't make a 🤮 face when I read posts from certain folks.
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
This is facts.
I know I’m getting old, but has the game changed that much?
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I know I’m getting old, but has the game changed that much?
Excuse me?
Telling someone that you’d love to smell their ass (typically) only works AFTER you’ve built a rapport.
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Excuse me?