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¡Quatro Quesos Dos Fritos!
#PineAppleJuiceDreams #PickleJuiceThoughts #linkinbio Shoot for the moon, land on a cloud.
I vividly remember in the late 80's to early 90's when "Look It Up" was a perfectly acceptable adult response to a kid when they asked HOW. TO. SPELL. A. WORD.

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a young boy is sitting on a couch eating a popsicle while reading a magazine .
ALT: a young boy is sitting on a couch eating a popsicle while reading a magazine .
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December 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
More #Netflix Error Messages we need... Part 2

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December 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
For those times when you want a light relaxing brunch with friends right before you try to fight a manhole cover, 4 fire hydrants, and every dogwood tree within a 8.3 block radius.

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December 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Who invented hugs? I mean the first hug would have been soooo awkward.

"What are you doing?! Why are you holding me??" ..."Shhh just trust me"

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December 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Black people hear a noise and stare in space til we hear something else. 👀👂🏾

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December 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
If your post says #CC or #CheckComments in order to see the story or video...

...I promise you, that I will verily boil each grain of 6lbs of long grain wild rice one by one in lukewarm hotdog water before I check the comments.

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November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Honeydew and Cantaloupe taste like disappointment, expired coupons, and property taxes.

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November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
A fun thing about getting older is how you can SEVERELY INJURE YOURSELF just by:

☑️ Sleeping wrong
☑️ Sneezing hard
☑️ Standing up too fast

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November 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I don't think people today fully appreciate the original "Child's Play" movie.

We really grew up watching a doll, made out of Barbie's fall wardrobe, hard plastic, and a tape player, give THE ABSOLUTE BUSINESS to full grown adults like it was 6'5" 283lbs.

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November 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
If we're hanging out and you don't sing the chorus WITH YOUR ENTIRE CHEST to "Just A Friend" by Biz Markie, I'mma assume you acting funny...

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November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Gary **(hiding under the bed)**

Murderer:

Gary:

Murderer: "Cash Money Takin' Over.."

Gary: "For the 99 and the 2000! ...oh no.."

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November 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
When you ran outta Hennessy® and you gotta make some from scratch...

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November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Not Pizza Hut trying to normalize giving people itty bitty wings...

...now I'm sure somebody out-Pizza's the Hut.

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November 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Today's Kids Will Never Know:

☎️Automated Voice☎️

"You have a collect call from:

'MomWeFinishedPracticeComeGetMe'

Will you accept the charges?"

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October 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If you don't sing this fast along with Luther then I don't trust you...

"Are you gonna be, say you're gonna be..
Are you gonna be, say you're gonna be..
Are you gonna be, say you're gonna be..

Well, well, well, welllllll"

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October 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Fun Fact:

Jack-O'-Lanterns were originally made out of turnips.

...in unrelated news, I am NEVER looking up a fun fact regarding Halloween before bedtime ever again.

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October 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Get used to it!
It's the WAY OF THE WORLD!
If you're so hot on discipline, then go*****mit start by accepting mine! Because contrary to popular opinion, I'M THE HEAD N🥷🏾 IN CHARGE!!!

Come on, let's get something to eat.

Boy... you really think you bad, don't you?

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October 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The fact she's wearing boots without socks bothers me more than the boots being clear. Feet smelling like raw cabbage, lukewarm hotdog water, and disappointment.

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October 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
How To Eat Candy Corn: A Tutorial

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October 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Unsolicited Advice
October 14, 2025:

Don't be the first person to cut through the name on the birthday cake.

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October 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Every year, Mother Nature reminds us that we are NOT AT ALL ready for:

- a zombie apocalypse
- vampires
- rogue A.I. and machine uprisings
- a planet of the apes revolution
- extraterrestrials
- actual supervillains
- internet/cellular signal outages

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October 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Me reacting when Scooby-Doo and the Gang unmask the ghost/monster...

And it's a random person that they met at the beginning of the show....

...For the 7,562,988th time.

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October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Me as a child watching Michael Jackson's Thriller video for the first time...

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October 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM