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#PineAppleJuiceDreams #PickleJuiceThoughts #linkinbio Shoot for the moon, land on a cloud.
When Buzz Lightyear said "To Infinity and Beyond!", this is what he meant...

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January 30, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Aht AHT‼️

PUT...IT...BACK.

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January 28, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I always say "Thank You" to #ChatGPT #Alexa, #Siri, and Google so that when A.I. and the Machines take over, they know I'm nice...

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January 27, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Words cannot accurately describe the way Egyptian Musk and Black Love incense/oils had us in a stranglehold in the 90s in college...

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January 26, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Now that I'm "grown grown", being able to play a recorder in school is not the flex my 3rd Grade teacher implied that it would be...

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January 23, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I feel a way when they don't tell me my total in the Drive-Thru line before telling me to drive around...

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January 21, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Why people always try to keep something a secret?

Somebody will post, "Where can I get good wings?"

And folks be like, "I'mma DM you..."

Look here Janet, where the hot and spicy lemon pepper wings at??

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January 20, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Safe to say...
...I'm never going to look at Bugs Bunny and Looney Tunes the same without thinking of this... #soundon

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January 15, 2026 at 4:45 PM
After 7 movies, billions of dollars in damages, untold deaths, and a severely changed ecosystem, the entire fiasco of Jurassic Park could have been avoided by just hiring more than one IT guy in 1993.

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January 14, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Adults you haven't seen since you were 26.4 months-old will ask you (with a straight face) if you remember them.

Ma'am/Sir, I don't even remember why I came into this room so that's a "No".

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January 12, 2026 at 3:32 PM
It REALLY makes me feel a way whenever I click Unsubscribe in an unwanted email and it makes me enter my email address again...

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January 9, 2026 at 3:36 PM
When people go "Live" on social media on time...

...But spend the first 10 minutes greeting EVERY. SINGLE. VIEWER. that they know...

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January 8, 2026 at 8:34 PM
When you used to belong to the streets but now you're just well hydrated...

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January 7, 2026 at 1:23 PM
If I send you this, it means that "if I go down, I'm taking you with me"...

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January 6, 2026 at 4:19 PM
As a kid, Sesame Street taught me the value of education, empathy, and kindness...

...but Bugs Bunny taught me that revenge on my enemies must be quick, clever, and brutal.

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January 5, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Shout out to people who Rate & Review things...

...because I don't like to Rate OR Review things

...but I like to know how things are Rated & Reviewed.

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December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Everybody At Work This Week:

"That sounds like a 2026 problem..."

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December 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
...and now it's that sad time of year when Mariah Carey must return to the ice, only to re-emerge next Christmas.

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December 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Throwback to when Samuel L Jackson and his wife LaTanya randomly took ONE OF THE HARDEST 90's album cover photos ever...

...in 1972.

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December 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Unsolicited Advice:

Don't talk to me if you're not down with Gus Pollinski and the Kenosha Kickers especially in Sheboygan. They're VERY big in Sheboygan.

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December 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
🎄A Christmas Story 🎄

Remember when the teacher had all the children take out the fake teeth and put them in her hand?

RIGHT.
OUT.
OF.
THEIR.
MOUTHS???

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December 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
There's a certain age group that was first exposed to being epically roasted by watching the Narrator cook The Grinch EVERY. THREE. MINUTES. in "How The Grinch Stole Christmas".

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December 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Merry Christmas to everyone EXCEPT Grandpa Joe who sat in bed for 271 years 57 months and 5 days but HOPPED UP AND DANCED when he found out about a prize to go see about Willy Wonka's candy factory.

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December 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Mistakenly Googled "Tupac of socks" instead of "two pack of socks"

...was NOT disappointed.

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December 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
When the kids realize that the "Elf On The Shelf" is really out here snitching...

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December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM