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· Aug 24
Local Restaurant Exhausted as Google AI Keeps Telling Customers About Daily Specials That Don't Exist
A restaurant is begging its customers to please stop using notoriously unreliable Google AI to ask about its menu items.
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"We will not honor the Google AI specials."
Home cooks beware.
Thanksgiving Dinner Headed for Tragedy as Disastrous AI Recipes Devour Internet
Food bloggers are warning home cooks to be wary of AI-generated recipes that could turn this year's Thanksgiving dinner into a tragedy.
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November 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Home cooks beware.
There goes the neighborhood.
Meta's $27 Billion Datacenter Is Wreaking Havoc on a Louisiana Town
Meta's $27 billion hyperion data center is already making life a living hell for the residents of Holly Ridge, Louisiana.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
There goes the neighborhood.
One week of safety testing later, the AI-powered teddy bear is back.
AI Teddy Bear Back on the Market After Getting Caught Telling Kids How to Find Pills and Start Fires
The AI-powered teddy bear "Kumma" from FoloToy is now being sold again, following a week-long internal safety review.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
One week of safety testing later, the AI-powered teddy bear is back.
"It's too much of a black box."
Insurance Companies Are Terrified to Cover AI, Which Should Probably Tell You Something
Three major insurance companies have requested permission to exclude AI from their policies as anxiety grows throughout the industry.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"It's too much of a black box."
"I know we'll have the design right when you want to lick it or take a bite out of it."
Sam Altman Says Jony Ive's Mysterious OpenAI Device Will Be Lickable
Sam Altman is preparing your taste buds and saliva glands in anticipation of OpenAI's mysterious upcoming device.
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November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"I know we'll have the design right when you want to lick it or take a bite out of it."
"He has previously been on site at our San Francisco facilities."
OpenAI Locks Down Office After Violent Threat
A former activist with the group StopAI has reportedly gone missing after making violent threats against OpenAI employees.
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November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
"He has previously been on site at our San Francisco facilities."
"The comments heard on the recording about our food are not only inaccurate — they are patently absurd."
In Leaked Audio, Campbell's Soup Exec Rants About "Bioengineered" Meat That "Came From a 3D Printer"
A Campbell Soup executive made explosive comments during a rant, saying he didn't want to eat "bioengineered meat" and 3D-printed chicken.
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November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"The comments heard on the recording about our food are not only inaccurate — they are patently absurd."
Tech billionaires "are really betting on AI replacing a lot of workers."
Godfather of AI Predicts Total Breakdown of Society
British computer scientist and AI "godfather" Geoffrey Hinton predicts the disastrous effects AI will have on our fragile society.
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November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Tech billionaires "are really betting on AI replacing a lot of workers."
"Like tobacco, this is a situation where there are dangerous products that were marketed to kids. They did it anyway, because more usage meant more profits for the company."
Mark Zuckerberg Said Child Safety Was Less Important Than "Building the Metaverse"
According to a lawsuit, Mark Zuckerberg allegedly directed his company to prioritize the metaverse over youth safety, among other violations.
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November 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
"Like tobacco, this is a situation where there are dangerous products that were marketed to kids. They did it anyway, because more usage meant more profits for the company."
"I’ve given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies who care more about their own power than protecting the Constitution."
Former Astronaut Fires Back After Trump Threatens Him With Execution
Democratic senator and former NASA astronaut Mark Kelly has shot back after president Donald Trump aimed death threats at him.
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November 25, 2025 at 6:37 AM
"I’ve given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies who care more about their own power than protecting the Constitution."
"Get your own lawyer if you need it."
DOGE Operatives Scared They're in Real Trouble Now That Elon Has Abandoned Them
Politico reported that "former and current DOGE employees" — fear that they're at risk of prosecution, now that Elon Musk has left.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
"Get your own lawyer if you need it."
"This is total armageddon for the online right."
Twitter Debuted a New Feature and the Funniest Possible Thing Happened
Many of Elon Musk's X's most inflammatory users are actually foreign scammers, according to a new feature introduced by the platform.
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November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"This is total armageddon for the online right."
"We're seeing some people who are so deep in it that they don't need ChatGPT anymore. They see their delusion in everything."
Meet the Group Breaking People Out of AI Delusions
In this Discord server, people impacted by AI delusions and psychosis share their experiences — and even help users out of delusional spells.
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November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
"We're seeing some people who are so deep in it that they don't need ChatGPT anymore. They see their delusion in everything."
But some skulls are thicker than others, evidently.
Whistleblower Says He Was Fired for Warning Execs That New Robot Could Crush Human Skull
A former safety engineer at leading robotics firm Figure also alleges the robot left a gash in a stainless steel door.
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November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
But some skulls are thicker than others, evidently.
"We do not use your Gmail content for training our Gemini AI model."
Google Denies Reading Your Gmail to Train Its AI
Google has denied that it's been rifling through users' Gmail accounts to train its AI models on their emails and attachments.
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November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"We do not use your Gmail content for training our Gemini AI model."
"If we find technological satellites of Jupiter that we did not send, it would imply that Jupiter is of interest to an extraterrestrial civilization."
Professor Says Mysterious Interstellar Object May Be Releasing Sentinels Around Jupiter
Mysterious interstellar object 3I/ATLAS could be passing by Jupiter to "seed" the planet with "technological devices."
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November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"If we find technological satellites of Jupiter that we did not send, it would imply that Jupiter is of interest to an extraterrestrial civilization."
He certainly has a lot to talk about.
Elon Musk's Autobiography Will Definitely Be a Reliable, Trustworthy Document
Elon Musk teased writing an autobiography in response to critical comments made by his biographer Walter Isaacson.
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November 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
He certainly has a lot to talk about.
The irony is palpable.
Fire Breaks Out at UN Climate Summit
A massive fire broke out inside the convention center hosting over 50,000 UN delegates attending COP30, forcing an evacuation.
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November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The irony is palpable.
"The accuracy is razor sharp."
British Military Attacks Drones With Huge Laser
British military tested out a powerful laser that can take down high-speed drones which have become widely available in the battlefield.
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November 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
"The accuracy is razor sharp."
An ancient romance -- between unlikely lovers.
Scientists Find Evidence That Humans Made Out With Non-Human Creatures
A new study from Oxford University shows that humans and Neanderthals most likely kissed each other back in the distant past.
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November 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
An ancient romance -- between unlikely lovers.
It's a first-of-its-kind mission that must work or a $500 million NASA space telescope is going to crash into Earth.
Bonkers NASA Mission Next Year Will Drop Rocket Out of Plane, Blast Off From There
NASA has an audacious plan to save a space telescope by using a rocket launched midair from a former passenger airliner.
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November 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
It's a first-of-its-kind mission that must work or a $500 million NASA space telescope is going to crash into Earth.
"If you should care about something else, and if you want something else, you should just not be here. It's as simple as that."
Sam Altman's Eyeball-Scanning Orb Startup Made a Cult-Like Demand of Its Employees
Sam Altman's blockchain startup "Tools for Humanity" demands employees treat its surveillance orb project with a slavish devotion.
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November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"If you should care about something else, and if you want something else, you should just not be here. It's as simple as that."
What changed over the past 20 years?
Here's an Interesting Theory About Why Kids' Test Results Have Fallen to Their Lowest Point in Two Decades
US standardized test scores have plunged to their lowest in decades, and the problem lies with screens, argues a psychologist.
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November 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
What changed over the past 20 years?
"The reality is that we no longer have a choice; it is an obligation."
President of Iran Says It's Forced to Move Its Entire Capital City
Iranian president Masoud Pezeshkian says the country has no choice but to move the nation's capital amidst an unprecedented water crisis.
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November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"The reality is that we no longer have a choice; it is an obligation."