Sbooks
@bemorelikeharper.bsky.social
I sell propane and propane accessories, and stocks occasionally.
Please note: the person in my pfp is a fictional character (Harper on Industry).
Please note: the person in my pfp is a fictional character (Harper on Industry).
Back in my day there really was. Audio and all.
🗣️It’s a throat off on the skyline. It’s a throat off in the skyline! 😂
February 14, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Back in my day there really was. Audio and all.
This is a real name?
Monica McNutt >>>>
February 14, 2026 at 1:35 AM
This is a real name?
Sucking water out of a rock>>>
February 14, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Sucking water out of a rock>>>
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Me and vegetables go together real good.
February 14, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Me and vegetables go together real good.
Your heart reading this mad as hell.
People that eat beets don’t need to judge what anybody else eat
February 14, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Your heart reading this mad as hell.
Steeped in seduction. Taste.
Tryna make a tea from her worn panties
kermit the frog holds a cup of lipton tea
ALT: kermit the frog holds a cup of lipton tea
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Steeped in seduction. Taste.
(Which is interesting bc yall have smoke for picky eaters.)
February 14, 2026 at 1:11 AM
(Which is interesting bc yall have smoke for picky eaters.)
Sounds like picky eaters to me…
February 14, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Sounds like picky eaters to me…
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i'm so jealous.
February 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
i'm so jealous.
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Why is THIS too far? Y’all waiting for it to all drain out before you eat it?
I’m impatient.
I’m impatient.
Eating the cream pie?!?!
That’s a few bridges too far.
That’s a few bridges too far.
February 14, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Why is THIS too far? Y’all waiting for it to all drain out before you eat it?
I’m impatient.
I’m impatient.
Yall have posted coochie crammers on here but I’m horny?
Interesting…
Interesting…
February 13, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Yall have posted coochie crammers on here but I’m horny?
Interesting…
Interesting…
Did it need to be *this* big?! Aggressive.
February 13, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Did it need to be *this* big?! Aggressive.
Now if yall saved health info like that maybe….
February 13, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Now if yall saved health info like that maybe….
I’m calling my lawyer.
February 13, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I’m calling my lawyer.
I left off some feral shit early this morning tho. Whew!
February 13, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I left off some feral shit early this morning tho. Whew!
I don’t be that horny…do I…
February 13, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I don’t be that horny…do I…
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“[public health information everybody needs to know]”
“[contenplative and intelligent take on some form of media, probably a movie]”
“[outrageously horny post]”
“[outrageously funny post]”
“[general banter with the same couple niggas who not even your official/destined opps]”
“[contenplative and intelligent take on some form of media, probably a movie]”
“[outrageously horny post]”
“[outrageously funny post]”
“[general banter with the same couple niggas who not even your official/destined opps]”
February 13, 2026 at 10:59 PM
“[public health information everybody needs to know]”
“[contenplative and intelligent take on some form of media, probably a movie]”
“[outrageously horny post]”
“[outrageously funny post]”
“[general banter with the same couple niggas who not even your official/destined opps]”
“[contenplative and intelligent take on some form of media, probably a movie]”
“[outrageously horny post]”
“[outrageously funny post]”
“[general banter with the same couple niggas who not even your official/destined opps]”
“The next blog is ready!”
“Pilates? Pilates!”
“Kill the cop in your head!”
“Pilates? Pilates!”
“Kill the cop in your head!”
February 13, 2026 at 9:54 PM
“The next blog is ready!”
“Pilates? Pilates!”
“Kill the cop in your head!”
“Pilates? Pilates!”
“Kill the cop in your head!”
The acting CDC director stepped down. He said yall not fucking up my weekend.
February 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
The acting CDC director stepped down. He said yall not fucking up my weekend.
What is Lem doing?!
February 13, 2026 at 9:35 PM
What is Lem doing?!
“Yall don’t have wives who love you?! Losers!”
February 13, 2026 at 9:29 PM
“Yall don’t have wives who love you?! Losers!”
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Me and another car were trapped inside of a car wash bay for about 45 minutes. Why, you might ask…because it’s run by AI and it got confused when we both braked at the same time and it shut the entrance and exit doors. No panic/alarm buttons, but another customer alerted someone to let us out
February 13, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Me and another car were trapped inside of a car wash bay for about 45 minutes. Why, you might ask…because it’s run by AI and it got confused when we both braked at the same time and it shut the entrance and exit doors. No panic/alarm buttons, but another customer alerted someone to let us out
*whimsy wafts onto the skyline*
February 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
*whimsy wafts onto the skyline*