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I sell propane and propane accessories, and stocks occasionally.

Please note: the person in my pfp is a fictional character (Harper on Industry).
I need my blueberries. That’s why I’m stressed.
February 11, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Guilty af. (If this isn’t altered.)
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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i also miss when ross and marshalls and burlington didn't look like a scene from the walking dead.

the discount divas used to have self-respect!
February 11, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Amanda Seales, probably.
Who asked for a floetry tour?
February 11, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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It's almost like your brain purposely resets itself every night just to fuck with you.
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Seeing your own colon is an experience. But honestly it wasn’t that bad. Mammograms are worse.
February 11, 2026 at 8:31 PM
You feel light as air. I woke up during mine. 😭
I got my first colonoscopy after Chadwick passed. And I'll say from experience, get that done. The prep is way worse than the procedure itself, and the prep is just you shittin... A LOT. More than you've ever shit. In your life. You will shit the first meal you had. Your eyes will get lighter.
February 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Days like this I miss collapsing into my favorite person’s arms.
February 11, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Supervisor is making me take Friday off. She could tell I’m at my limit.
February 11, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Is this a cluster ring variant?
it looks like it came with a free coffin
February 11, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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BREAKING: Congressman Ted Lieu just exposed Pam Bondi for lying under oath. This is a federal crime. Wow.
February 11, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I’m missing the anus antics. Thank you.
February 11, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Gateway drug:
February 11, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Brain break almost over. 😭
February 11, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Might be a concert girlie this year.
February 11, 2026 at 6:20 PM
WALE GOING ON TOUR?!
February 11, 2026 at 6:16 PM
You would have to censor my statement to print it.
February 11, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Far more grace than he deserves.
February 11, 2026 at 6:11 PM
This needed to be a question?
(I'm no expert, but I don't think sugar belongs in a booty hole either?)
February 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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Order clothes, try on clothes, return clothes, repeat.
February 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I think I would a herbivore anyway. Humans probably taste like depression and regret.
February 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
If I’m a horse I cannot be a police horse.
February 11, 2026 at 6:01 PM
If I’m an animal but I can retrain my human memory then I wouldn’t chase black people.
February 11, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Wait….
Can I be a dinosaur in the correct time period? I don’t want to be in Jurassic Park chasing white people.
February 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Can I be a dinosaur in the correct time period? I don’t want to be in Jurassic Park chasing white people.
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM