Chaotic Good
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Is this the Bad Place…ARE WE THE BADDIES (derogatory)‽‽‽
I’ve driven across state lines to go to the movie on the weekend of release for sentimental reasons
Some people have friends and family that they love and want to enjoy a little show and event with, Ted
Some people have friends and family that they love and want to enjoy a little show and event with, Ted
"You’re not going to get in the car and go to the next town to see a movie," says Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
www.avclub.com
January 17, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I’ve driven across state lines to go to the movie on the weekend of release for sentimental reasons
Some people have friends and family that they love and want to enjoy a little show and event with, Ted
Some people have friends and family that they love and want to enjoy a little show and event with, Ted
During the winter months, there’s at least a 50% chance I’m going to get myself all cozy and ready for bed before realizing it’s too early. Today, happens to be one of those days. This much darkness isn’t good for me
January 17, 2026 at 12:37 AM
During the winter months, there’s at least a 50% chance I’m going to get myself all cozy and ready for bed before realizing it’s too early. Today, happens to be one of those days. This much darkness isn’t good for me
Sometimes, when I tell my friends about some of my unsafe ways of navigating the world…they really freak out. I just told a friend about how when I vacation at the ocean, I lie with the lower half of my body in the water when it’s dark to watch the stars and pretend I’m in space
January 17, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Sometimes, when I tell my friends about some of my unsafe ways of navigating the world…they really freak out. I just told a friend about how when I vacation at the ocean, I lie with the lower half of my body in the water when it’s dark to watch the stars and pretend I’m in space
The leftovers I saved for myself were not enough, that’s what I get for trying to plan ahead
Impulsivity would have led me to takeout earlier today
Impulsivity would have led me to takeout earlier today
January 17, 2026 at 12:12 AM
The leftovers I saved for myself were not enough, that’s what I get for trying to plan ahead
Impulsivity would have led me to takeout earlier today
Impulsivity would have led me to takeout earlier today
I didn’t shovel my driveway, so I can’t get pizza delivered. Not my outdoor slovenliness causing me to stick to healthy eating habits
January 16, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I didn’t shovel my driveway, so I can’t get pizza delivered. Not my outdoor slovenliness causing me to stick to healthy eating habits
My house wants to be environmentally friendly and my body wants to be warm
Diametrically opposed, body wins! Stop clicked off on me, thermostat
Diametrically opposed, body wins! Stop clicked off on me, thermostat
January 16, 2026 at 7:56 PM
My house wants to be environmentally friendly and my body wants to be warm
Diametrically opposed, body wins! Stop clicked off on me, thermostat
Diametrically opposed, body wins! Stop clicked off on me, thermostat
Anybody heard from Snoop and Ice Cube lately? Been awfully quiet on the Compton grapevine recently
January 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Anybody heard from Snoop and Ice Cube lately? Been awfully quiet on the Compton grapevine recently
*search terms: how to buy a car in Canada to drive across the border*
NEWS: Canada just checkmated the United States.
Breaking with the U.S., Canada has struck a major deal with China: Ottawa will cut its 100% tariff on Chinese electric vehicles in exchange for dramatically lower tariffs on Canadian farm products.
Breaking with the U.S., Canada has struck a major deal with China: Ottawa will cut its 100% tariff on Chinese electric vehicles in exchange for dramatically lower tariffs on Canadian farm products.
January 16, 2026 at 7:40 PM
*search terms: how to buy a car in Canada to drive across the border*
Happy to report a checkout clerk complimented me on my perfume today. Marked safe from the musty allegations for another day
January 16, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Happy to report a checkout clerk complimented me on my perfume today. Marked safe from the musty allegations for another day
My biggest/coolest nerd accomplishment: I’m raising a kid who once got a perfect score on the state math assessment. That was pretty cool
January 16, 2026 at 6:40 PM
My biggest/coolest nerd accomplishment: I’m raising a kid who once got a perfect score on the state math assessment. That was pretty cool
*sees an unfamiliar blue dot on my screen and presses to see what that means*
GO LIVE??!?‽‽
What the hell is going on around here? I thought this was a text app for the readers!!!
GO LIVE??!?‽‽
What the hell is going on around here? I thought this was a text app for the readers!!!
January 16, 2026 at 6:24 PM
*sees an unfamiliar blue dot on my screen and presses to see what that means*
GO LIVE??!?‽‽
What the hell is going on around here? I thought this was a text app for the readers!!!
GO LIVE??!?‽‽
What the hell is going on around here? I thought this was a text app for the readers!!!
Could make you a geek, gamer, hobbyist, or enthusiast
If you didn’t/don’t pursue academic adventures just for the fun of it - GET OFF OUR LAWN
Elementary/middle school me would ride my bike up to the local library during summer to try to read through the entire collection of encyclopedias for fun
If you didn’t/don’t pursue academic adventures just for the fun of it - GET OFF OUR LAWN
Elementary/middle school me would ride my bike up to the local library during summer to try to read through the entire collection of encyclopedias for fun
His first mistake was thinking that watching anime makes him a nerd.
As a REAL nerd, I'm sick of these bitches using the word wrong.
Being a nerd is about studiousness and intellect.
Watching TV and movies, playing games, and collecting toys DOES NOT MAKE YOU A NERD!
As a REAL nerd, I'm sick of these bitches using the word wrong.
Being a nerd is about studiousness and intellect.
Watching TV and movies, playing games, and collecting toys DOES NOT MAKE YOU A NERD!
let’s talk about this.
the problem isn’t that women don’t want “nerdy” men in the traditional sense.
the problem is yall lack grooming habits that appeal to women.
the problem isn’t that women don’t want “nerdy” men in the traditional sense.
the problem is yall lack grooming habits that appeal to women.
January 16, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Could make you a geek, gamer, hobbyist, or enthusiast
If you didn’t/don’t pursue academic adventures just for the fun of it - GET OFF OUR LAWN
Elementary/middle school me would ride my bike up to the local library during summer to try to read through the entire collection of encyclopedias for fun
If you didn’t/don’t pursue academic adventures just for the fun of it - GET OFF OUR LAWN
Elementary/middle school me would ride my bike up to the local library during summer to try to read through the entire collection of encyclopedias for fun
There was JUST a story in the news about the booming medical tourism industry for Americans abroad
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
January 16, 2026 at 5:54 PM
There was JUST a story in the news about the booming medical tourism industry for Americans abroad
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Somebody has pissed me off in my professional setting. I hope they know what they’ve gotten themselves into (pulls out the top shelf collection of blazers)
January 16, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Somebody has pissed me off in my professional setting. I hope they know what they’ve gotten themselves into (pulls out the top shelf collection of blazers)
I’ve been masking because this flu season is *gestures to news headlines* and I’m so surprised by the number of people who remark upon it. Why do you care, I’m not putting a mask on your face. Relatedly, I know of 3 people out this week because of the flu. Won’t be me though!
January 16, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I’ve been masking because this flu season is *gestures to news headlines* and I’m so surprised by the number of people who remark upon it. Why do you care, I’m not putting a mask on your face. Relatedly, I know of 3 people out this week because of the flu. Won’t be me though!
My favorite compliment: mom, is there enough of this left for me to eat it again tomorrow?
My son is learning to cook and knows how to make a variety of dishes, so he’s old enough to take the lead on dinner sometimes. That lets me have the mental space/energy to try some different things
My son is learning to cook and knows how to make a variety of dishes, so he’s old enough to take the lead on dinner sometimes. That lets me have the mental space/energy to try some different things
January 16, 2026 at 12:52 AM
My favorite compliment: mom, is there enough of this left for me to eat it again tomorrow?
My son is learning to cook and knows how to make a variety of dishes, so he’s old enough to take the lead on dinner sometimes. That lets me have the mental space/energy to try some different things
My son is learning to cook and knows how to make a variety of dishes, so he’s old enough to take the lead on dinner sometimes. That lets me have the mental space/energy to try some different things
…AND I NEVER DID THAT BEFORE (he says with pupils the size of Oreo cookies)
For the record, For The Record, FOR THE RECORD
(he yells emphatically, in case charges are filed)
For the record, For The Record, FOR THE RECORD
(he yells emphatically, in case charges are filed)
January 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
…AND I NEVER DID THAT BEFORE (he says with pupils the size of Oreo cookies)
For the record, For The Record, FOR THE RECORD
(he yells emphatically, in case charges are filed)
For the record, For The Record, FOR THE RECORD
(he yells emphatically, in case charges are filed)
Good morning folks, today is a snow day for the kiddo. He told me that he’s really glad we got hot chocolate from the grocery store so that he can fully enjoy the day
January 15, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Good morning folks, today is a snow day for the kiddo. He told me that he’s really glad we got hot chocolate from the grocery store so that he can fully enjoy the day
Delighted to report I bought “Sleepytime EXTRA” tea. Idk what that means, but I’m excited at the prospect
January 15, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Delighted to report I bought “Sleepytime EXTRA” tea. Idk what that means, but I’m excited at the prospect
*whispers* I believe in you
January 14, 2026 at 5:50 PM
*whispers* I believe in you
I finally got around to reading this, and this quote about killed me:
…all the negativity around AI is actually scaring people from making investments in AI that could actually make the technology safer, more functional, more productive, and more useful to society.
tech.yahoo.com/ai/articles/...
…all the negativity around AI is actually scaring people from making investments in AI that could actually make the technology safer, more functional, more productive, and more useful to society.
tech.yahoo.com/ai/articles/...
NVIDIA CEO says the AI "doom narrative" is hurting society and AI safety
Jensen Huang claims the negative comments about AI are preventing people from making investments that could make the tech safer.
tech.yahoo.com
January 14, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I finally got around to reading this, and this quote about killed me:
…all the negativity around AI is actually scaring people from making investments in AI that could actually make the technology safer, more functional, more productive, and more useful to society.
tech.yahoo.com/ai/articles/...
…all the negativity around AI is actually scaring people from making investments in AI that could actually make the technology safer, more functional, more productive, and more useful to society.
tech.yahoo.com/ai/articles/...
*Exasperated sigh*
January 14, 2026 at 2:12 PM
*Exasperated sigh*
Y’all know the 50 cent bag of chips? They were bigger than the quarter bag, but not nearly as big as the full sized one
Saw them in the checkout lane at the grocery store yesterday…TWO DOLLARS AND SIXTY-NINE CENTS! I hate it
Saw them in the checkout lane at the grocery store yesterday…TWO DOLLARS AND SIXTY-NINE CENTS! I hate it
I KNEW I WAS NOT TRIPPING ABOUT SHIT SHRINKING.
January 14, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Y’all know the 50 cent bag of chips? They were bigger than the quarter bag, but not nearly as big as the full sized one
Saw them in the checkout lane at the grocery store yesterday…TWO DOLLARS AND SIXTY-NINE CENTS! I hate it
Saw them in the checkout lane at the grocery store yesterday…TWO DOLLARS AND SIXTY-NINE CENTS! I hate it
They keep talking about “the economy” like it’s some sentient and independent force that has nothing to do with anybody else. Meanwhile, all of us are looking around asking “who did you think was going to buy the things”
January 14, 2026 at 1:38 PM
They keep talking about “the economy” like it’s some sentient and independent force that has nothing to do with anybody else. Meanwhile, all of us are looking around asking “who did you think was going to buy the things”
This week I finally watched F1 with my son, that script was not fully developed. It was fine, but I wouldn’t call it a good movie. Did y’all like it?
January 14, 2026 at 1:25 PM
This week I finally watched F1 with my son, that script was not fully developed. It was fine, but I wouldn’t call it a good movie. Did y’all like it?