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eternally unimpressed
Wow, Stranger Things 5 is off to an incredible start I am SHOOK
November 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I can’t take people wearing colored contacts in 2025 seriously. Like we ALL know them not your real eyes and you just look freaky with them in.
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Idk if I’m the only one, but I do not like when non-blacks put songs with nigga in them over their posts. Because why didn’t you second guess that???
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I hate the fact that I’m waking up in the middle of the night and having trouble going back to sleep
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 AM
You can tell by the voiceover when an influencer can’t read.
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This shit is more annoying than it is fun. I rather watch YouTube, but maybe I’m just getting too old for social media lol
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I think I’m almost at a point where I’m going to retire from micro-blogging style social media.
November 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Bought Animal Crossing again strictly because I saw the 2026 release lol
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving. Here’s what hubby and I cooked up.
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I’ve been awake since 1:15am
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Wine
Hope
Money
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
RCS has not been working in Google Messages all day. Am I the only one experiencing this???
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Getting that Google Pixel itch again!
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Why do we even have senate confirmation hearings?
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The female urge to respond to work IMs with “hey, leave me the fuck alone”.
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It’s way too early for all these people at work to be IMing me the way they are.
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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"In his version of "Frankenstein," del Toro addresses the pain that fathers can cause their children, and Victor is the ultimate bad dad. He's taken the pain caused by his own father (Charles Dance) and passed it onto his creation, continuing a chain of abuse and disappointment."
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Someone call my husband and tell him he can listen to something other than the new Wale album
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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How a good majority of niggas be scaring the hoes away on this app…..
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Hey friends 🙂
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Charleston, SC is one of the worst places on earth.
November 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I need my goat to stop clearing samples because that Baby song by Summer Walker sucks.
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
One thing I’ll say, my husband can never “superwoman” me because he does most of the cooking, cleaning, and house hold labor. Just the way I like it.
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I definitely think men care more about other men shaming the size of their dicks vs women doing it. Men make other men self conscious about it not women.
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Women see male dick size the same way men see weight.

Women couldn’t tell you how big a bunch of random dicks are in a line up and men can’t do the same with weight of women lol
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM