Danielle Ryan
@danirat.bsky.social
Writer: /Film, TVLine, and more; artist; occasional podcast guest
TCA and GALECA member, RT-approved
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be nice or leave
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Got texted by a survey taker asking me about Israel and I'm trying not to unleash fury on this stranger but boy howdy
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Got texted by a survey taker asking me about Israel and I'm trying not to unleash fury on this stranger but boy howdy
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Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've been bitten by
(This is a joke I just realized I could do a list of like 10 species at least)
(This is a joke I just realized I could do a list of like 10 species at least)
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've been bitten by
(This is a joke I just realized I could do a list of like 10 species at least)
(This is a joke I just realized I could do a list of like 10 species at least)
Remembering all of the cool animals I saw in childhood and I miss Colorado why does it have to be so expensive
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Elk
Bighorn sheep
Mountain goats
Red foxes (with kits!)
Opposums
Honorable mention: the NYC sewer rat I hung out with for a minute who was the size of a Chihuahua
Elk
Bighorn sheep
Mountain goats
Red foxes (with kits!)
Opposums
Honorable mention: the NYC sewer rat I hung out with for a minute who was the size of a Chihuahua
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
bighorn sheep
green sea turtles
north american porcupine
ravens (friends)
grey whales
bighorn sheep
green sea turtles
north american porcupine
ravens (friends)
grey whales
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Remembering all of the cool animals I saw in childhood and I miss Colorado why does it have to be so expensive
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Elk
Bighorn sheep
Mountain goats
Red foxes (with kits!)
Opposums
Honorable mention: the NYC sewer rat I hung out with for a minute who was the size of a Chihuahua
Elk
Bighorn sheep
Mountain goats
Red foxes (with kits!)
Opposums
Honorable mention: the NYC sewer rat I hung out with for a minute who was the size of a Chihuahua
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
bighorn sheep
green sea turtles
north american porcupine
ravens (friends)
grey whales
bighorn sheep
green sea turtles
north american porcupine
ravens (friends)
grey whales
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Caribou
Ravens
Seals
Kea
Turkeys
Caribou
Ravens
Seals
Kea
Turkeys
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Elk
Bighorn sheep
Mountain goats
Red foxes (with kits!)
Opposums
Honorable mention: the NYC sewer rat I hung out with for a minute who was the size of a Chihuahua
Elk
Bighorn sheep
Mountain goats
Red foxes (with kits!)
Opposums
Honorable mention: the NYC sewer rat I hung out with for a minute who was the size of a Chihuahua
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I am opening ten slots for Silly Little Guys: simple doodles for use as avatars for your socials.
You should all know the drill by now but just in case:
⭐️ £30 each (PayPal only)
⭐️ No portraits
⭐️ Just simple, silly guys
DM me if you would like one!
You should all know the drill by now but just in case:
⭐️ £30 each (PayPal only)
⭐️ No portraits
⭐️ Just simple, silly guys
DM me if you would like one!
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I am opening ten slots for Silly Little Guys: simple doodles for use as avatars for your socials.
You should all know the drill by now but just in case:
⭐️ £30 each (PayPal only)
⭐️ No portraits
⭐️ Just simple, silly guys
DM me if you would like one!
You should all know the drill by now but just in case:
⭐️ £30 each (PayPal only)
⭐️ No portraits
⭐️ Just simple, silly guys
DM me if you would like one!
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For this Black Friday consider supporting independent journalists and their newsletters. I have 2 deals running this weekend only on a Film Maven paid subscription. You can get a year of Silver Tier membership--ordinarily $25 a year--for $15
thefilmmaven.com/black-friday...
thefilmmaven.com/black-friday...
The Film Maven
Not an influencer, just an overworked, underpaid entertainment journalist talking about movies and what you should spend your money on.
thefilmmaven.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
For this Black Friday consider supporting independent journalists and their newsletters. I have 2 deals running this weekend only on a Film Maven paid subscription. You can get a year of Silver Tier membership--ordinarily $25 a year--for $15
thefilmmaven.com/black-friday...
thefilmmaven.com/black-friday...
My husband put on his Quark shirt and looked me dead in the eye and said "it's his day"
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
My husband put on his Quark shirt and looked me dead in the eye and said "it's his day"
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This bit from Galaxy Quest’s IMDB trivia page has to be one of my favorite random tidbits about a movie ever. Alan Rickman! So dry! Yet so spicy!
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
This bit from Galaxy Quest’s IMDB trivia page has to be one of my favorite random tidbits about a movie ever. Alan Rickman! So dry! Yet so spicy!
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Weird the way the entire world went mad and only the creator of the IT Crowd was unaffected.
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Weird the way the entire world went mad and only the creator of the IT Crowd was unaffected.
Showed my mom Dennis and Dee Go On Welfare and realized the episode is nearly 20 years old
a man in a suit and tie with the words question when did i get old
Alt: a man in a suit and tie with the words question when did i get old
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Showed my mom Dennis and Dee Go On Welfare and realized the episode is nearly 20 years old
Goodnight blooski
Do no harm
Take no shit
Happy Thanksgiving 💗
Do no harm
Take no shit
Happy Thanksgiving 💗
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Goodnight blooski
Do no harm
Take no shit
Happy Thanksgiving 💗
Do no harm
Take no shit
Happy Thanksgiving 💗
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This clip of The Addams Family Values with Wednesday Addams (played by Christina Ricci) serving a helping of Thanksgiving realness is perhaps the core reason this film stands alongside Planes, Trains and Automobiles, The Wizard of Oz, and The Wiz as signature Thanksgiving movies!
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This clip of The Addams Family Values with Wednesday Addams (played by Christina Ricci) serving a helping of Thanksgiving realness is perhaps the core reason this film stands alongside Planes, Trains and Automobiles, The Wizard of Oz, and The Wiz as signature Thanksgiving movies!
Tw: alcohol
Oh no I'm drinking and want to play Baldur's gate
Oh no I'm drinking and want to play Baldur's gate
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Tw: alcohol
Oh no I'm drinking and want to play Baldur's gate
Oh no I'm drinking and want to play Baldur's gate
My dad and I just united in our hatred of the Chiefs hahaha
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
My dad and I just united in our hatred of the Chiefs hahaha
Please help Bee if you can!
THANK YOU to everyone who’s donated to the GFM so far. I have just a few days left before I face eviction. I have a meeting with the landlord on Monday.
Any donations and shares would be greatly appreciated! 💛 gofund.me/55e1c794b
Any donations and shares would be greatly appreciated! 💛 gofund.me/55e1c794b
Donate to Support Bee and Cats From Eviction, organized by Bee Delores
ETA: I am facing eviction with cats in just over a week. Any donations and shares would… Bee Delores needs your support for Support Bee and Cats From Eviction
gofund.me
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Please help Bee if you can!
Showed my mom the Always Sunny Thanksgiving episode and she laughed so loud she woke my dad up from his afternoon nap
10/10 would do again
10/10 would do again
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Showed my mom the Always Sunny Thanksgiving episode and she laughed so loud she woke my dad up from his afternoon nap
10/10 would do again
10/10 would do again
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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The faces on these women. Pursed lips, smug upturned noses, visible displays of contempt. These are the kinda women who step into your line at the coffee shop when you've already had a hard morning rush and you just *know* in about 20 minutes you'll be sobbing in the walk-in cooler.
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The faces on these women. Pursed lips, smug upturned noses, visible displays of contempt. These are the kinda women who step into your line at the coffee shop when you've already had a hard morning rush and you just *know* in about 20 minutes you'll be sobbing in the walk-in cooler.
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draftkings but for the dog show
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
draftkings but for the dog show
Hey there.
2025 has been a real bitch.
But you know what? We're still here. We're still laughing and loving and making art and that's the most important thing
I love you all
Yeah
Even you
Happy Thanksgiving, ya filthy animals
2025 has been a real bitch.
But you know what? We're still here. We're still laughing and loving and making art and that's the most important thing
I love you all
Yeah
Even you
Happy Thanksgiving, ya filthy animals
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Hey there.
2025 has been a real bitch.
But you know what? We're still here. We're still laughing and loving and making art and that's the most important thing
I love you all
Yeah
Even you
Happy Thanksgiving, ya filthy animals
2025 has been a real bitch.
But you know what? We're still here. We're still laughing and loving and making art and that's the most important thing
I love you all
Yeah
Even you
Happy Thanksgiving, ya filthy animals
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I've spent a lot of holidays on my own. And I've definitely been the guy who had to work while all my fellow employees have been off with their families. So if you're working or alone this holiday, much love to you. May the day treat you well, pass quickly, and be devoid of assholes. Love you guys.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I've spent a lot of holidays on my own. And I've definitely been the guy who had to work while all my fellow employees have been off with their families. So if you're working or alone this holiday, much love to you. May the day treat you well, pass quickly, and be devoid of assholes. Love you guys.
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I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
There's a Pomeranian named Aslan
10/10 no notes
10/10 no notes
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
There's a Pomeranian named Aslan
10/10 no notes
10/10 no notes
Columbo is the best
Watching Columbo for the first time and as someone with a working class chip on his shoulder, seeing all these smug, monied elitists sneeringly underestimating and then being utterly destroyed by a shabby, brilliant little guy is absolutely cathartic.
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Columbo is the best