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high & off the wallflower
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⚾🏈🏀ets + liberty, UB bulls, + hangman adam page supporter

don't tell me this town ain't got no heart; you just gotta poke around

• keep it respectful
• don't be a bozo
• stand clear of the closing doors


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i was only about 12 when it happened

i never went back and did a deep dive

i trusted that the people who know these things would tell us the truth

i was naive
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@ eagles
December 9, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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a man used to be able to support a family just by selling weed
Oh “Dokoupil was born in Connecticut on December 24, 1980. His mother, Ann, worked as a teacher, while his father, Anthony, was a marijuana dealer. Growing up, Dokoupil was told of his father's involvement in real estate, which was a front.”
December 9, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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plumber's here to check out the shower
December 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Starting to think that maybe my cat might be a Bad Cat
December 9, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Tuesday's Weather Rating: 4/10

Still extremely cold this morning, but it does warm up into the mid 30s by this afternoon with a light breeze. Sunny early with clouds increasing later. The vibes are still very chilly out there today!
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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“On a lot of occasions” is funnier than it should be
"What I remember most about his dad is that he had a pet monkey he used to bring to the locker room on a lot of occasions" is a WILD story to just drop and leave.
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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i think if you spend weeks away from your family telling a robot how to do your job only come out with this garbage you should be fed to grimace
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad

The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'

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December 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Football rules because good football is almost unbeatable as a sport to watch and bad football will make you question the concept of sports altogether
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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one of the most reliable tells for quackery is the lab coat avi
[sees elite athlete tear achilles tendon]

VAXXED???
December 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Going to find a time machine so I can go back and show this to Vince Lombardi and make him piss himself in terror…football is now controlled by monsters…
Nonstop turnovers bringing chaos to the Monsters Funday Football broadcast. #NFL #MNF #MonstersInc
December 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
sir,
HC Jim Harbaugh on the magnitude of the Chargers win:

"I put it in the discussion of the birth of my seven children, my marriage."
December 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Got real Favre against the Saints vibes here, a truly unforgivable pass bsky.app/profile/cjze...
Jalen Hurts gets picked off in the red zone, Chargers win in OT
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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i do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
♥️ “ICE looked at that school, saw a community standing up for families, and decided it wasn’t worth it.”
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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The AI slop on Twitter has reached Facebook proportions.

Half the tweets are measuring skull sizes and denying the Holocaust while the other half are just this
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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What other Disney/Pixar movies would be good for a MNF game? My thoughts:

- Cars would be sick
- Zootopia feels like the next logical spot
- I need Aaron Rodgers to stick around for one year and play on MNF so ESPN can make him Carl from Up
- A Bugs Life would be cool
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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the eagles have been criminally bad tonight, the fans are gonna start calling for jailin' hurts
December 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
no alt text, no context to what sport this even is lol
Florida State Seminoles national titles:
🏆 2025
🏆 2023
🏆 2021
🏆 2018
🏆 2014
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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A.J. Brown needs to watch some Michael Wilson film
December 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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That Samsung AI ad where the guy goes to a museum and his phone tells him about all the art is such a good idea. I hate when you go to museums and they never tell you what any of the stuff is
December 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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no offense to my friends on here but the timeline is never more hilarious than when the eagles and/or bears are struggling
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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football is poetry. terrible, terrible poetry.
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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talk about double trouble: there are two teams in the nfl that are good
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM