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If you only like sports, you will be annoyed by my political posting. If you only like political posting, you will be annoyed by my sports posting.

Basically if you follow me you are guaranteed to be annoyed.
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mason city tent and awning co., route 65, mason city, iowa, 1980
February 14, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Yes well there's a pretty clear path that the current CBS News EIC took through the ranks of the Epstein Class, not the least of which being her wife's name is literally in the Epstein Files.
February 14, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Dry heave ass bank shot
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WE 👀 YOU DRUSKI!
February 14, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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DAME TIME... FOR THE THIRD TIME ⌚

He is now a 3x Champion of the State Farm NBA 3-Point Contest 🏆
February 14, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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between this and yang hansen wanting to kiss jokic the blazers are cleaning up at all-star weekend 🫡
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DAME TIME... FOR THE THIRD TIME ⌚

He is now a 3x Champion of the State Farm NBA 3-Point Contest 🏆
February 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
"I'm dying Sean. I need to consume your soul to continue on"
When you get prime seats for NBA All Star Saturday but you have to go with your boss
February 14, 2026 at 11:20 PM
What a bunch of aholes just out here waking people up for nothing
February 14, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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bumping this 100% accurate take on a rare Dunk Contest/Winter Olympics Saturday
After watching Mac McClung's 3-peat, I have an 80-to-90% serious proposal for the IOC and FIBA:

Put The Dunk Contest in the Olympics.

(It's a lot like a lot of events that are already in the Olympics!)
open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
Put the Dunk Contest in the Olympics
A genuinely serious proposal for the people in charge of the Olympics—because a lot of Olympic events are actually a lot like the dunk contest! (Except for the Kia product placement.)
open.substack.com
February 14, 2026 at 11:10 PM
The day the polycule was invented
1978 Microsoft took it’s firts staff photo
February 14, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Dame did the Larry Bird with the warmups lol
February 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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WELCOME BACK DAME TIME!!!
February 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
So I guess coke in 70s Hollywood was like BALCO in 00s baseball. People juicing the stats turning out great performances but then crashed and burned without it
He’s gone. His brain has melted into a puddle of viscous green goo...
#OhPaul
February 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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Hey Bluesky, could you help spread the word about my Patreon? My goal for the day is one new patron.

Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, and other fun posts.

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February 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Thank you. My lord. Too many rubes (or worse, people playing rube) ignoring this shit. It's no different than your "AI microwave" that for some reason needs to be attached to your wifi. Everything is selling/using your data and giving you zippo in return.
February 14, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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After my divorce, I bought a beautiful 1924 casita in Culver City and lived there for seven years. It is one of the most community oriented and welcoming cities I have ever lived in. Beautiful, safe, and historic. Pam Bondi is a fucking idiot.
February 14, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Holy shit they negged their own audience lmao. Oh my god oh my god. I thought this was a joke! Hahaha.

'Man you're too ugly for her and you know it'
the FBI deleted this tweet

might’ve hit a little close to home for the director
February 14, 2026 at 10:23 PM
NOTHIN BUT DUBS
February 14, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Happy Valentine’s Day!
February 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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The story of the slow, inexorable decline of Trump's support in the last thirteen months is the story of millions of Americans, one person at a time, witnessing the obscenities being perpetrated by this administration and being roused to opposition.
I am gonna go out on a limb and say that a Jersey dude so horrified that he went to his first protest and is trying not to cry on camera has a pretty good chance of staying radicalized. And that while Bluesky loves to pick apart things like this, this kinda video moves the needle for OTHER dudes.
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 9:37 PM
This is me when there's a new Fast & Furious out
I love how I get so deeply invested in the Olympics and make sure I don’t miss a thing and then immediately forget literally everything like it never happened.
February 14, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Me in the grocery store
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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This is probably ok
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
This is why the right wingers keep begging for white artists to perform at the Superbowl because every immigrant group is packed with sexy ass good looking people having fun and they're getting trucked on the hotness scale by a wide margin. Just in the dirt putting Kid Rock up against Bad Bunny
I might have missed the Chaissez Ladies but I managed to catch Krewe da Bhan Gras (twice!). They bring me so much joy.
February 14, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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WOMEN👏DON’T👏WANT👏CHOCOLATES 👏FOR 👏VALENTINE’S 👏DAY 👏THEY 👏WANT 👏MERRIAM-WEBSTER’S 👏COLLEGIATE 👏DICTIONARY 👏TWELFTH 👏EDITION 👏
February 14, 2026 at 8:50 PM