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If you only like sports, you will be annoyed by my political posting. If you only like political posting, you will be annoyed by my sports posting.

Basically if you follow me you are guaranteed to be annoyed.
I'm sure most have seen this but if not, here's Conan playing GTA V like 12 years ago. Still funny
Conan O'Brien Reviews "Grand Theft Auto V" | Clueless Gamer | CONAN on TBS
YouTube video by Team Coco
youtu.be
February 19, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
January 10, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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In his first testimony before a federal jury, Mark Zuckerberg stuck to a playbook of corporate talking points. But he didn't seem to expect references to his last Joe Rogan interview or a question about what exactly "addictive" means.
Mark Zuckerberg Tries to Play It Safe in Social Media Addiction Trial Testimony
The Meta CEO stuck to a playbook of repetitive answers and buzzwords in a landmark trial in Los Angeles on Wednesday.
www.wired.com
February 19, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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We were told to scrub "biodiversity" from our websites because of this shit.
BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.

This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
February 19, 2026 at 12:51 AM
State guardrails are the last hope we have stopping these fuckers. That's why they're pushing back in places that are putting regulation on AI. Illinois and Texas have new leg regarding privacy, consumer protection and hiring practices involving AI.
NEWS:

Meta is about to start a $65 million midterms push — its biggest political effort in its 20 years in business.

Meta is standing up two super PACs that this week will drop money in races in Texas and Illinois to push A.I.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/18/t...
Meta Begins $65 Million Election Push to Advance A.I. Agenda
www.nytimes.com
February 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Median NYT diner interviewee
Remembering when I ran into a Trump volunteer in Scranton right before the election who told me he backed Trump because he wanted to keep his grandson out of war and then it turned out that he was also a former GOP legislator who'd been convicted of perjury related to campaign finance violations.
February 19, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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They saw France bust down the doors of X for being pedophiles and immediately started developing the national sex crime VPN.
Exclusive: The US State Department is developing an online portal to enable people in Europe and elsewhere to see content banned by their governments including alleged hate speech and terrorist propaganda, sources told Reuters reut.rs/4cySsA6
Exclusive: US plans online portal to bypass content bans in Europe and elsewhere
The U.S. State Department is developing an online portal that will enable people in Europe and elsewhere to see content banned by their governments including alleged hate speech and terrorist propagan...
reut.rs
February 19, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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Listen closely to every word of this
February 19, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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Watching a senile sex criminal start wars for no reason while Congress shrugs is enough to make you go insane
The U.S. military has moved into place for possible strikes in Iran, leaving the White House with high stakes choices about pursuing diplomacy or war.
As Trump Weighs Possible Iran Strikes, U.S. Military Moves Into Place
President Trump has given no indication that he has made a decision about how to proceed, as diplomatic talks continue.
nyti.ms
February 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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1. DHS surges 3,000 officers to Minneapolis without doing anywhere near enough prep first.
2. Hundreds of habeas cases overwhelm local courts.
3. Dozens of DOJ lawyers quit in disgust/anger.
4. The DOJ brings in JAGs to cover.
5. A JAG was just held in contempt and fined $500/day for ICE's failures.
February 18, 2026 at 11:09 PM
People slapping each other is my wife's favorite kind of comedy and she watched this like a hundred times and can't breathe she's laughing so hard
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February 19, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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February 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
What the fuck plus 22? Holy shit. Wasn't generic dem like plus 7 not too long ago? Yeah he's definitely got incentive to try some loud shit.
February 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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The Fox News chyron reads "Latest Dem hoax" at the same time that Brendan Carr confirms that yes, the FCC would've "enforced the law" and gone after CBS had Colbert aired his interview with Talarico on TV
February 19, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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In the concentration camp universe, this is what's known as a filtration camp. A government preemptively takes a whole class of people to interrogate and detain extrajudicially in order to inflict duress on them while arbitrarily assessing their (supposed) culpability.
This is a truly horrifying memo. It says that the policy of the US government will now be to proactively seek out and arrest likely tens of thousands of refugees who entered legally under Biden and subject them to detention, where they will be interrogated about their status.
February 19, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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EXCLUSIVE: Senior DHS officials double down on arresting and detaining refugees in new memo.

Hours after DOJ filed the new memo in court in Minnesota, a magistrate judge denied Law Dork's request for greater public access in the case — including remote electronic docket access.
Exclusive: Senior DHS officials double down on arresting and detaining refugees in new memo
Hours after DOJ filed the new memo in court in Minnesota, a magistrate judge denied Law Dork's request for greater public access in the case — including remote electronic docket access.
www.lawdork.com
February 19, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Real cured meatheads know about the perfection that is Lebanon Bologna
February 19, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up
February 19, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Every AI company
February 19, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Can't wait until we find out who's really doing the vibe coding lol
Whole Foods AI stores were entirely Indians watching on video feeds and ringing you up. Waymos have live human support partially driving them. And the AI that has “Hollywood shaking in its boots” is…stock footage. With face replacement.

Yeah. We are sooooooo cooked, AI bros. Call me when it works.
From the above piece: “I hopped over to Seedance’s website and it only took 10 seconds to find green screen footage of two stuntmen performing the same fight choreography we see in the Cruise vs Pitt scene.” youtu.be/AKDWuFSy9DA
February 19, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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no good spot in the piece for this because it didn't go anywhere but here was one of my favorite exchanges with plaintiff's counsel—

LANIER: Are you familiar with the term 'doomscrolling'?

ZUCKERBERG: Roughly.
February 19, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Friendly reminder that some dudes, including Mr Taylor Swift, were rocking these shirts
February 19, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Like ten minutes after the original "OMG LOOK AT THIS" post someone had already found the same references and made them yell about the Epstein Files during the fight and was like "dude this is a shitty tech demo stop lying to everyone" and yup
And after all that, the Pitt/Cruise AI fight scene appears to have been just digital BG and face replacement on multi-angle green screen reference videos of two real live human stuntees fighting.

In other words, like most AI hype — it was a con. www.shokunin.studio/blog/2026/2/...
February 19, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Didn't Epstein buy that New Mexico ranch from Gary Kings dad?
February 19, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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NEWS: The FBI interviewed an Epstein victim who accused Trump of sexually assaulting her when she was underage not once — but at least FOUR times. But the document that shows those additional interviews appears to have been deleted from the DOJ website. substack.com/home/post/p-...
DOJ Removed Record of Multiple FBI Interviews with Underage Trump Accuser, Epstein Data Shows
The FBI spoke at least four times with a woman who credibly accused Trump of sexually assaulting her when she was a minor, Epstein files show. That document is no longer accessible on the DOJ website.
substack.com
February 18, 2026 at 11:28 PM