Coach Finstock
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Coach Finstock
@coachfinstock.bsky.social
· Oct 20
If you only like sports, you will be annoyed by my political posting. If you only like political posting, you will be annoyed by my sports posting.
Basically if you follow me you are guaranteed to be annoyed.
Basically if you follow me you are guaranteed to be annoyed.
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MY BOBSLEIGH LADIES SLEIGHED AND TAKE HOME GOLD AND BRONZE,!!! 🥇🥉
Letz GOOOOOOO Elana Taylor Meyers and Kaillie Humphries,!!
Elana,,, the most decorated black winter Olympian of All time finally takes her gold,!! So proud,!!!
Letz GOOOOOOO Elana Taylor Meyers and Kaillie Humphries,!!
Elana,,, the most decorated black winter Olympian of All time finally takes her gold,!! So proud,!!!
February 16, 2026 at 9:33 PM
MY BOBSLEIGH LADIES SLEIGHED AND TAKE HOME GOLD AND BRONZE,!!! 🥇🥉
Letz GOOOOOOO Elana Taylor Meyers and Kaillie Humphries,!!
Elana,,, the most decorated black winter Olympian of All time finally takes her gold,!! So proud,!!!
Letz GOOOOOOO Elana Taylor Meyers and Kaillie Humphries,!!
Elana,,, the most decorated black winter Olympian of All time finally takes her gold,!! So proud,!!!
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The gold medal run from USA's Elana Meyers Taylor in Monobob
February 16, 2026 at 9:01 PM
The gold medal run from USA's Elana Meyers Taylor in Monobob
MY NAME IS WILLIAM POOL HALL, SOME CALL ME
February 17, 2026 at 2:47 AM
MY NAME IS WILLIAM POOL HALL, SOME CALL ME
Another thing that's crazy is like this guy is way too young to be doing this shit. Trump and a lot of the bigger names implicated in the Files are gonna be dead soon. At some point all this shit is gonna come out. And you're not gonna wanna be the guy trying to get a job saying this shit.
Noah Rothman on the Epstein files: "It is a witch hunt. It‘s a moral panic."
February 17, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Another thing that's crazy is like this guy is way too young to be doing this shit. Trump and a lot of the bigger names implicated in the Files are gonna be dead soon. At some point all this shit is gonna come out. And you're not gonna wanna be the guy trying to get a job saying this shit.
What's awesome about JCO is she'll RT some eyeroll inducing Liam Nissan meme but then her next post is tearing out some fuckers soul with a line that's both more poetic and mean than I could ever hope to be on my best day
February 17, 2026 at 2:11 AM
What's awesome about JCO is she'll RT some eyeroll inducing Liam Nissan meme but then her next post is tearing out some fuckers soul with a line that's both more poetic and mean than I could ever hope to be on my best day
That's Donovan McNabb
February 17, 2026 at 2:01 AM
That's Donovan McNabb
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NEW SHORT STORY FROM ME, about a Medieval priest haunted by a talking greyhound that may or may not be the devil. Available only if you subscribe to @flaminghydra.com, so if you ain’t a member yet, here’s your sign from god:
Otherworldly fiction today from @milesklee.bsky.social, if you were raised Catholic it might scare you a bit (!)
glorious illustration by @joemacleod666.bsky.social
flaminghydra.com/issue-503/
glorious illustration by @joemacleod666.bsky.social
flaminghydra.com/issue-503/
Beastly beatitudes
New fiction from Miles Klee
flaminghydra.com
February 16, 2026 at 10:22 PM
NEW SHORT STORY FROM ME, about a Medieval priest haunted by a talking greyhound that may or may not be the devil. Available only if you subscribe to @flaminghydra.com, so if you ain’t a member yet, here’s your sign from god:
Everyone's got that one text friend you don't speak to for months or even years at a time that'll just bust in out of nowhere with loud shit and my guy just sent me: "Kevin Stevens went from playing hockey with Mario to getting busted running a drug ring. That's crazy right" totally unprompted
February 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Everyone's got that one text friend you don't speak to for months or even years at a time that'll just bust in out of nowhere with loud shit and my guy just sent me: "Kevin Stevens went from playing hockey with Mario to getting busted running a drug ring. That's crazy right" totally unprompted
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I wrote about the cowardly lions of corporate America under Trump and their decades-long push to shape the country’s political life and democracy, no matter their protestations to the contrary now. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
America’s Most Powerful CEOs Are Awfully Quiet Lately
Trump has exposed an ugly truth about corporations: They’re no longer even pretending to be good citizens.
www.bloomberg.com
February 16, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I wrote about the cowardly lions of corporate America under Trump and their decades-long push to shape the country’s political life and democracy, no matter their protestations to the contrary now. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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EXCLUSIVE: A controversial former assistant police chief, known for his sometimes far-fetched conspiracy theories, now claims to be working with the Trump administration and to have been given access to still-secret grand jury indictments. www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...
Conspiracy theorist claims he's working with Trump admin, given access to planned indictments
A controversial former assistant police chief now claims to be working with the Trump administration and to have been given access to still-secret grand jury indictments.
www.newschannel5.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:17 AM
EXCLUSIVE: A controversial former assistant police chief, known for his sometimes far-fetched conspiracy theories, now claims to be working with the Trump administration and to have been given access to still-secret grand jury indictments. www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...
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we are, at all times, cursed with two political parties: the Republicans and the Republicans of twenty years ago
February 17, 2026 at 12:52 AM
we are, at all times, cursed with two political parties: the Republicans and the Republicans of twenty years ago
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This is happening at a far faster pace than we anticipated in the episode. Extremely grim, very enraging
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
February 16, 2026 at 11:32 PM
This is happening at a far faster pace than we anticipated in the episode. Extremely grim, very enraging
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
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Kind of funny that random real estate companies refusing to sell their warehouses to ICE are doing more to oppose Trump then alleged "elite" institutions.
February 17, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Kind of funny that random real estate companies refusing to sell their warehouses to ICE are doing more to oppose Trump then alleged "elite" institutions.
Always fun to bring this one back
AI is not only awful it's also stupid and this is truly insane times we're living in
February 17, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Always fun to bring this one back
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So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.
It took only a 15-second clip of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt duking it out on a crumbling rooftop — made by A.I. with a two-sentence prompt and the click of a button — to draw swift outrage, and sizable fear, from Hollywood.
"It’s nothing short of terrifying," one scriptwriter said.
"It’s nothing short of terrifying," one scriptwriter said.
Why an A.I. Video of Tom Cruise Battling Brad Pitt Spooked Hollywood
A 15-second clip created by an artificial intelligence tool owned by the Chinese technology company ByteDance appears more cinematic than anything so far.
nyti.ms
February 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.
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ICE is still out and about, they’re driving around, even getting new cars. Head on a swivel.
February 16, 2026 at 10:54 PM
ICE is still out and about, they’re driving around, even getting new cars. Head on a swivel.
Sorry but I'm enjoying Puka having a shitty off-season way too much. And I'm a Rams fan. This is excellent.
February 16, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Sorry but I'm enjoying Puka having a shitty off-season way too much. And I'm a Rams fan. This is excellent.
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Minnesota's top investigative agency says federal government has formally refused to hand over evidence and information in the killing of Alex Pretti
www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
FBI formally refuses to share evidence in Alex Pretti killing, Minnesota investigators say
Minnesota's top investigative agency said Monday the federal government has formally refused to hand over evidence and information in the killing of Alex Pretti.
www.cbsnews.com
February 16, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Minnesota's top investigative agency says federal government has formally refused to hand over evidence and information in the killing of Alex Pretti
www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
One of the things that kinda sucked about being a food critic is people would always assume I was snobby about food and in reality this pile of meat with questionable provenance spilled onto a Domino's pizza crust looks fucking fantastic and probably tastes even better
Soup of the day (submitted by @robthez.bsky.social): British kebab shop pizza
February 16, 2026 at 10:51 PM
One of the things that kinda sucked about being a food critic is people would always assume I was snobby about food and in reality this pile of meat with questionable provenance spilled onto a Domino's pizza crust looks fucking fantastic and probably tastes even better
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Good thread 👇
So I have waited a bit before I decided to write this part so I could get my thoughts together better and part so I could do so more level headed. @katmabu.bsky.social posted a video about her feelings of the "She is not from here" argument thrown at her yesterday. This will be long so hold on...
February 16, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Good thread 👇
There's stuff about 9 year olds in there buddy.
Noah Rothman on the Epstein files: "It is a witch hunt. It‘s a moral panic."
February 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
There's stuff about 9 year olds in there buddy.
Maple Suede Wally. Wore them under my kurta on my wedding day
February 16, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Maple Suede Wally. Wore them under my kurta on my wedding day
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This event is insane
February 16, 2026 at 10:09 PM
This event is insane
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PICARD: are you sure you want to do this, commander data
LT COMMANDER DATA: captain, in order to more effectively observe human behavior, my programming has not been restricted to monogamy
LT COMMANDER DATA: captain, in order to more effectively observe human behavior, my programming has not been restricted to monogamy
February 16, 2026 at 10:25 PM
PICARD: are you sure you want to do this, commander data
LT COMMANDER DATA: captain, in order to more effectively observe human behavior, my programming has not been restricted to monogamy
LT COMMANDER DATA: captain, in order to more effectively observe human behavior, my programming has not been restricted to monogamy