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@milesklee.bsky.social
· Jul 16
i'm often asked when my next book is coming out and am now very pleased to be able to say: next month! it's a wicked story collection i wrote with my talented and beautiful partner @spookymeatball.bsky.social, who also penned beautiful illustrations for each tale.
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I take on average 10,000 stills and a half hour of video every week. Most I'll never think about again. This I'll hold onto until I grow old. 4 hours ago.
Zero edits. No recoloring. No cropping. Nothing. Just straight up reality. 🦑
Zero edits. No recoloring. No cropping. Nothing. Just straight up reality. 🦑
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I take on average 10,000 stills and a half hour of video every week. Most I'll never think about again. This I'll hold onto until I grow old. 4 hours ago.
Zero edits. No recoloring. No cropping. Nothing. Just straight up reality. 🦑
Zero edits. No recoloring. No cropping. Nothing. Just straight up reality. 🦑
Freddy Krueger:
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Freddy Krueger:
can’t wait to see the rest of you at the Kettleman City In-n-Out!
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
can’t wait to see the rest of you at the Kettleman City In-n-Out!
a similar bit we had for leading freshman orientation camping trips in college was revealing on the last night that one of us had been hiking with a pineapple with our pack the whole time and then feasting on pineapple
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
a similar bit we had for leading freshman orientation camping trips in college was revealing on the last night that one of us had been hiking with a pineapple with our pack the whole time and then feasting on pineapple
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The Kamala Harris book is so excruciating
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The Kamala Harris book is so excruciating
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The Chair Company has the highest incidence of "sentences that have never been said before" in all of modern media
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The Chair Company has the highest incidence of "sentences that have never been said before" in all of modern media
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listen if we don’t keep this bubble going there won’t be year-end bonuses for private equity guys
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
listen if we don’t keep this bubble going there won’t be year-end bonuses for private equity guys
what was it doing there
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
what was it doing there
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i am 40 years old and have never seen ham at thanksgiving
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 AM
i am 40 years old and have never seen ham at thanksgiving
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Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
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Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced.
Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced.
Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
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i’m chillen in my structure
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
i’m chillen in my structure
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what if he was called homestar gunner and he had a glock
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
what if he was called homestar gunner and he had a glock
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
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911 dispatchers’ sangfroid is undefeated
“You may not believe me, but I just had a bald eagle drop a cat through my windshield,” the incredulous driver said on the recorded 911 call. “It absolutely shattered my windshield.”
The dispatcher calmly responded, “OK. I do believe you, honestly,” then laughed.
The dispatcher calmly responded, “OK. I do believe you, honestly,” then laughed.
Motorist in North Carolina tells 911: 'I just had a bald eagle drop a cat through my windshield'
A motorist in western North Carolina escaped injury when a cat carcass crashed into her windshield. The incident happened along a highway near the Great Smoky Mountains National Park.
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November 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
911 dispatchers’ sangfroid is undefeated
bro cannot be serious lmao
November 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
bro cannot be serious lmao
strong contender for my best Amoeba find ever??
November 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
strong contender for my best Amoeba find ever??
i got stuck behind one of these that wouldn’t go at a green light
Waymo continues to expand its reach, with the robotaxi company posting Friday that it’s now “officially authorized to drive fully autonomously across more of the Golden State.”
Waymo gets regulatory approval to expand across Bay Area and Southern California | TechCrunch
Waymo continues to expand its reach, with the robotaxi company posting Friday that it’s now “officially authorized to drive fully autonomously across more of the Golden State.”
techcrunch.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
i got stuck behind one of these that wouldn’t go at a green light
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My spouse made a great point last night, which is that Mamdani should just schedule a weekly call with Trump where they bullshit about miscellaneous things that amuse the President until at the end, Mamdani pulls a Columbo and goes "Oh, ah, one more thing — about that Medicare expansion..."
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 AM
My spouse made a great point last night, which is that Mamdani should just schedule a weekly call with Trump where they bullshit about miscellaneous things that amuse the President until at the end, Mamdani pulls a Columbo and goes "Oh, ah, one more thing — about that Medicare expansion..."
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Grok is gonna 86 itself
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Grok is gonna 86 itself
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AI Mecha Hitler Promises Brain Implant Allowing Billionaires to Chug Ultimate Hog is about all you need to know about the tech industry in 2025
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
AI Mecha Hitler Promises Brain Implant Allowing Billionaires to Chug Ultimate Hog is about all you need to know about the tech industry in 2025
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He also invented donuts, was the first person to notice fireflies, and developed fourteen new uses for the human elbow during an hour of a summer afternoon when he was twelve.
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
He also invented donuts, was the first person to notice fireflies, and developed fourteen new uses for the human elbow during an hour of a summer afternoon when he was twelve.