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@milesklee.bsky.social
· Jul 16
i'm often asked when my next book is coming out and am now very pleased to be able to say: next month! it's a wicked story collection i wrote with my talented and beautiful partner @spookymeatball.bsky.social, who also penned beautiful illustrations for each tale.
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I knew she was felching RFK right from the start
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I knew she was felching RFK right from the start
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Axe murderer’s neighbors: “He was always so quiet”
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Axe murderer’s neighbors: “He was always so quiet”
the idea that it would’ve taken some special insight to be suspicious of Nuzzi’s reporting is so funny
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
the idea that it would’ve taken some special insight to be suspicious of Nuzzi’s reporting is so funny
i feel like Lizza has not seen Twin Peaks
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
i feel like Lizza has not seen Twin Peaks
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
can we talk about how beautiful she is
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 AM
can we talk about how beautiful she is
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What’s really gonna bake your noodle is when you realize this is the RUSH HOUR 4 writing team
Brett Ratner, Alan Dershowitz, and Benjamin Netanyahu together in one picture... iconic
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
What’s really gonna bake your noodle is when you realize this is the RUSH HOUR 4 writing team
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I can excuse rush hour 3 but I draw the line at allegiance to Israel and sex crimes, which is kinda redundant but still!
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I can excuse rush hour 3 but I draw the line at allegiance to Israel and sex crimes, which is kinda redundant but still!
Brett Ratner, Alan Dershowitz, and Benjamin Netanyahu together in one picture... iconic
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Brett Ratner, Alan Dershowitz, and Benjamin Netanyahu together in one picture... iconic
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I take on average 10,000 stills and a half hour of video every week. Most I'll never think about again. This I'll hold onto until I grow old. 4 hours ago.
Zero edits. No recoloring. No cropping. Nothing. Just straight up reality. 🦑
Zero edits. No recoloring. No cropping. Nothing. Just straight up reality. 🦑
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I take on average 10,000 stills and a half hour of video every week. Most I'll never think about again. This I'll hold onto until I grow old. 4 hours ago.
Zero edits. No recoloring. No cropping. Nothing. Just straight up reality. 🦑
Zero edits. No recoloring. No cropping. Nothing. Just straight up reality. 🦑
Freddy Krueger:
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Freddy Krueger:
can’t wait to see the rest of you at the Kettleman City In-n-Out!
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
can’t wait to see the rest of you at the Kettleman City In-n-Out!
a similar bit we had for leading freshman orientation camping trips in college was revealing on the last night that one of us had been hiking with a pineapple with our pack the whole time and then feasting on pineapple
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
a similar bit we had for leading freshman orientation camping trips in college was revealing on the last night that one of us had been hiking with a pineapple with our pack the whole time and then feasting on pineapple
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The Kamala Harris book is so excruciating
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The Kamala Harris book is so excruciating
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The Chair Company has the highest incidence of "sentences that have never been said before" in all of modern media
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The Chair Company has the highest incidence of "sentences that have never been said before" in all of modern media
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listen if we don’t keep this bubble going there won’t be year-end bonuses for private equity guys
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
listen if we don’t keep this bubble going there won’t be year-end bonuses for private equity guys
what was it doing there
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
what was it doing there
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i am 40 years old and have never seen ham at thanksgiving
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 AM
i am 40 years old and have never seen ham at thanksgiving
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Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing