Miles Klee 🦉
@milesklee.bsky.social
senior writer @wired.com
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Otherworldly fiction today from @milesklee.bsky.social, if you were raised Catholic it might scare you a bit (!)
glorious illustration by @joemacleod666.bsky.social
flaminghydra.com/issue-503/
glorious illustration by @joemacleod666.bsky.social
flaminghydra.com/issue-503/
Beastly beatitudes
New fiction from Miles Klee
flaminghydra.com
NEW SHORT STORY FROM ME, about a Medieval priest haunted by a talking greyhound that may or may not be the devil. Available only if you subscribe to @flaminghydra.com, so if you ain’t a member yet, here’s your sign from god:
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what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
February 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
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NEW — An obscure Navy contractor program is making Trump’s plans to quickly build out and supply immigrant concentration camps around the country a reality.
Here I explain WEXMAC TITUS, an acronym you need to understand:
Here I explain WEXMAC TITUS, an acronym you need to understand:
For ICE to build concentration camps quickly, they're leaning on this Dept. of War program
WEXMAC TITUS helps contractors bypass the traditionally lengthy government contract bidding process
www.thehandbasket.co
February 18, 2026 at 12:05 AM
NEW — An obscure Navy contractor program is making Trump’s plans to quickly build out and supply immigrant concentration camps around the country a reality.
Here I explain WEXMAC TITUS, an acronym you need to understand:
Here I explain WEXMAC TITUS, an acronym you need to understand:
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I've got a few things to add to this, if I ever get around to finishing my Epstein Files blog posts 😭
In 2018, after Musk infamously claimed that he had the funding to take Tesla private, his PR consultant went to Jeffrey Epstein for help convincing the Saudis to put up the cash he didn't actually have. Epstein also strategized on press coverage of Musk and recommended names for Tesla's board.
Jeffrey Epstein Advised an Elon Musk Associate on Taking Tesla Private
The financier recommended adding Margaret Thatcher to Tesla’s board, even though she had been dead for five years.
www.wired.com
February 17, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I've got a few things to add to this, if I ever get around to finishing my Epstein Files blog posts 😭
two weeks into the new job and just figured out how to adjust the height of my desk chair #GeniusAlert
February 17, 2026 at 8:03 PM
two weeks into the new job and just figured out how to adjust the height of my desk chair #GeniusAlert
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LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
NEW SHORT STORY FROM ME, about a Medieval priest haunted by a talking greyhound that may or may not be the devil. Available only if you subscribe to @flaminghydra.com, so if you ain’t a member yet, here’s your sign from god:
Otherworldly fiction today from @milesklee.bsky.social, if you were raised Catholic it might scare you a bit (!)
glorious illustration by @joemacleod666.bsky.social
flaminghydra.com/issue-503/
glorious illustration by @joemacleod666.bsky.social
flaminghydra.com/issue-503/
February 17, 2026 at 12:35 AM
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
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TODAY: Spooky short fiction from @milesklee.bsky.social. “I froze like the mountains that lined the edge of the visible world. This was, I am convinced, my first recognition of a devil.” flaminghydra.com/saint-guinef...
Saint Guinefort
Although I am a holy man, my devotion was purified in the flames of heresy. Now, at the dusk of a life that bent to confession, younger priests all ask me to say what strange, ungodly things I saw. To...
flaminghydra.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:03 AM
TODAY: Spooky short fiction from @milesklee.bsky.social. “I froze like the mountains that lined the edge of the visible world. This was, I am convinced, my first recognition of a devil.” flaminghydra.com/saint-guinef...
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*crosses self*
NEW SHORT STORY FROM ME, about a Medieval priest haunted by a talking greyhound that may or may not be the devil. Available only if you subscribe to @flaminghydra.com, so if you ain’t a member yet, here’s your sign from god:
Otherworldly fiction today from @milesklee.bsky.social, if you were raised Catholic it might scare you a bit (!)
glorious illustration by @joemacleod666.bsky.social
flaminghydra.com/issue-503/
glorious illustration by @joemacleod666.bsky.social
flaminghydra.com/issue-503/
February 16, 2026 at 10:40 PM
*crosses self*
NEW SHORT STORY FROM ME, about a Medieval priest haunted by a talking greyhound that may or may not be the devil. Available only if you subscribe to @flaminghydra.com, so if you ain’t a member yet, here’s your sign from god:
Otherworldly fiction today from @milesklee.bsky.social, if you were raised Catholic it might scare you a bit (!)
glorious illustration by @joemacleod666.bsky.social
flaminghydra.com/issue-503/
glorious illustration by @joemacleod666.bsky.social
flaminghydra.com/issue-503/
Beastly beatitudes
New fiction from Miles Klee
flaminghydra.com
February 16, 2026 at 10:22 PM
NEW SHORT STORY FROM ME, about a Medieval priest haunted by a talking greyhound that may or may not be the devil. Available only if you subscribe to @flaminghydra.com, so if you ain’t a member yet, here’s your sign from god:
Reposted by Miles Klee 🦉
had to wait out the months and months of takes to reveal this: i cried at the end of One Battle After Another
February 14, 2026 at 10:10 PM
had to wait out the months and months of takes to reveal this: i cried at the end of One Battle After Another
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Sometimes you have to throw a lil spice like that in. Feels good, sounds good
Strunk & White had some misses. “the fact that” is a vital and important semantic construction
February 14, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Sometimes you have to throw a lil spice like that in. Feels good, sounds good
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Ducks, Newburyport:
Strunk & White had some misses. “the fact that” is a vital and important semantic construction
February 14, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Ducks, Newburyport:
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David Foster Wallace high key annoying for teaching the difference between “nauseous” and “nauseated.” just wanted everyone else to suffer with him
December 31, 2025 at 9:46 AM
David Foster Wallace high key annoying for teaching the difference between “nauseous” and “nauseated.” just wanted everyone else to suffer with him
call me a traditionalist but the only "frame mogging" i want to see is by film directors
February 14, 2026 at 12:36 AM
call me a traditionalist but the only "frame mogging" i want to see is by film directors
can my neighbors please renovate quieter
February 14, 2026 at 12:34 AM
can my neighbors please renovate quieter
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i’m loving the bots lately
February 13, 2026 at 7:57 AM
i’m loving the bots lately
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POV you’re riffing on bluesky
February 13, 2026 at 2:06 AM
POV you’re riffing on bluesky
i’m loving the bots lately
February 13, 2026 at 7:57 AM
i’m loving the bots lately
Reminder that Alex Taylor’s delusional belief that OpenAI had “murdered” his GPT4o companion precipitated the violent breakdown that ended with his suicide by cop. For some of these people, the consequences of losing this sycophantic model will be severe.
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
February 13, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Reminder that Alex Taylor’s delusional belief that OpenAI had “murdered” his GPT4o companion precipitated the violent breakdown that ended with his suicide by cop. For some of these people, the consequences of losing this sycophantic model will be severe.
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
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Watching people unhinge in response to OpenAI announcing they are retiring GPT4o. Complete chatbot romance psychosis
February 13, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Watching people unhinge in response to OpenAI announcing they are retiring GPT4o. Complete chatbot romance psychosis
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when i open Instagram and don’t see three green circles from 11/10 baddies
May 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
when i open Instagram and don’t see three green circles from 11/10 baddies
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If you say “Give me your shirt” he has to give it to you
February 12, 2026 at 1:17 AM
If you say “Give me your shirt” he has to give it to you
instead of advertising himself as Ari from Entourage this experience should be sold as dinner with the veterinarian who treats Val Kilmer’s gunshot wound in Heat (1995)
@normcharlatan.bsky.social know there’s a lot going on but wanted to make sure you saw this
February 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
instead of advertising himself as Ari from Entourage this experience should be sold as dinner with the veterinarian who treats Val Kilmer’s gunshot wound in Heat (1995)
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Dr Oz inviting ol Jeffrey to his V Day bash in 2016
February 12, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Dr Oz inviting ol Jeffrey to his V Day bash in 2016