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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · Jan 23
Hey if you enjoy daily cow-tools-posting, you probably want these folks in your feed for other fun remixes of the funny papers:
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knaveofcups.com
Hey these are coming to the vending machine next year!

(Not a joke, they're on our list of stuff to pick up - the games, not Cow Toolman specifically. Cow Toolman is busy)
cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 6h
having fun with Paper Apps Dungeon from gladden design, and you know i had to do it to em
2 pages of a pocket sized notepad. one is printed with "Design your character" and a basic humanoid outline, on top of which has been drawn a grizzled man with a mustache, an eye patch, and cow horns and ears. he is holding a prongler cow tool and wearing a t shirt that says "get prongld" on it. his name is Cow Toolman. the second page is a minimalist dungeon floor layout with a little adventurer icon (who has been given a prongler and horns) and a path traced through coins, hearts, loot boxes and enemies. there is an HP and coin tracker at the bottom of the page indicating the player went from 6 HP to 8 on this level, and earned 9 coins.
December 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
having fun with Paper Apps Dungeon from gladden design, and you know i had to do it to em
2 pages of a pocket sized notepad. one is printed with "Design your character" and a basic humanoid outline, on top of which has been drawn a grizzled man with a mustache, an eye patch, and cow horns and ears. he is holding a prongler cow tool and wearing a t shirt that says "get prongld" on it. his name is Cow Toolman. the second page is a minimalist dungeon floor layout with a little adventurer icon (who has been given a prongler and horns) and a path traced through coins, hearts, loot boxes and enemies. there is an HP and coin tracker at the bottom of the page indicating the player went from 6 HP to 8 on this level, and earned 9 coins.
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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joeyalison.bsky.social
A very effective way to stop doom scrolling is to just read the same post over and over again. This one, for instance.
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
having fun with Paper Apps Dungeon from gladden design, and you know i had to do it to em
2 pages of a pocket sized notepad. one is printed with "Design your character" and a basic humanoid outline, on top of which has been drawn a grizzled man with a mustache, an eye patch, and cow horns and ears. he is holding a prongler cow tool and wearing a t shirt that says "get prongld" on it. his name is Cow Toolman. the second page is a minimalist dungeon floor layout with a little adventurer icon (who has been given a prongler and horns) and a path traced through coins, hearts, loot boxes and enemies. there is an HP and coin tracker at the bottom of the page indicating the player went from 6 HP to 8 on this level, and earned 9 coins.
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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kthorjensen.bsky.social
Biblically Accurate Cow Tools
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
love to meet a fan
a man excitedly holds up a sign with the cow tools on it reading "thanks for the childhood trauma" while the cow tools cow walks by
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Quotepost somethin' with horns.

Horny for Cow Tools, I guess.
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A Patreon generated card featuring an image of a virtual Cow Tools wizard miniature what I made in Hero Forge. It's not Cow Tools accurate but it's a servicable prototype until Hero Forge makes pronglers and other related cow tool items.
December 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Bucketheath
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
the only thing I love more than posting cow tools every day is end-of-year data
A "Toolify Wrapped" list titled "My Top Tools." Number 1: Lump, by Cow. Number 2: Lump (ft. Handle), by Cow. Number 3: Prongler, by Cow. Number 4: Saw, by Cow. Number 5: "not applicable" next to a generic grey tool icon because there are only 4 tools you only need the 4 if there was any earthly purpose for a fifth tool the cow would have MADE a fifth tool.
December 5, 2024 at 2:52 PM
cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
love to meet a fan
a man excitedly holds up a sign with the cow tools on it reading "thanks for the childhood trauma" while the cow tools cow walks by
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
that's what i said now
edited screenshot from the Two Princes music video by Spin Doctors. A beardy guy in a winter hat with tasseled ear flaps (and cow ears and horns) is shot in black and white from an overhead fisheye lens as he sings j tk the camera saying, "if you would like to buy me pronglers, just go ahead cow"
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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You're telling me a reindeer ran over this grandma
December 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Hey @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social check this out

Also spot the wrong D6
boschbot.bsky.social BoschBot @boschbot.bsky.social · 3d
Garden of Earthly Delights
Garden of Earthly Delights
December 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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home of the bad mood dude 🦀
White diner mug promoting "Grumpy's: Home of the Bad Mood Dude" with a quirky illustration of a grumpy hat-wearing man.
December 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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I ain’t got not future or family tree
But I know what a lump with handle ought to be
December 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
that's what i said now
edited screenshot from the Two Princes music video by Spin Doctors. A beardy guy in a winter hat with tasseled ear flaps (and cow ears and horns) is shot in black and white from an overhead fisheye lens as he sings j tk the camera saying, "if you would like to buy me pronglers, just go ahead cow"
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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dangmugs.bsky.social
to hell with housework, let's go to nashville 🍸
White mug with caricature of a fed-up woman exclaiming "To hell with housework, let's go to Nashville!". Her foot is resting on a trussed-up child, a drink is in her hand, and an apron is discarded on the ground.
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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goodboy.bsky.social
From the Far Side collection
robynelyse.bsky.social Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social · 3d
Even Marc Jacobs makes ($1850) mistakes.
Freakishly hideous lavender marc jacobs peplum sweater and tan pants with built-in FUPA
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social hey, I thought you might appreciate this 3D render I made 8 years ago lol
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
actually Die Hard is a Cow Tools movie
Line drawing of a dead cow wearing a Santa hat and t-shirt slu,oed against a wall with its tongue hanging out. The shirt says "NOW I HAVE A COW TOOL HO HO HO".
December 20, 2024 at 12:06 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
have i done this right
Cow tools, drawn in the style of medieval marginalia. A snail with a cow-shaped head and a lump-with-handle shaped shell, smiles with the face of a human while presenting 4 crudely shaped "tools". Caption reads, "Cowe tols"
April 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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We're hosting an emergency fundraiser to help fund a kidney procedure, this account is ran by someone in the US and is currently uninsured and we need support. Currently we're $14.7k away from meeting our goal and avoiding medical debt, any bit helps

gofund.me/16ef32cb1
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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day 53 of making a cow tools every day unless I don't
Movie poster featuring two men with cow heads flying through the air holding up cow tools in each hand like pistols. Movie title is "The Udder Guys."
December 31, 2024 at 1:33 PM
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speterdavis.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM