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cow tools daily
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posting a new cow tools every day unless i don't
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · Jan 23
Hey if you enjoy daily cow-tools-posting, you probably want these folks in your feed for other fun remixes of the funny papers:
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Deathcliff plus Hellmets @heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat · 2h
Crab
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 2h
I just backed In Waves: A Man Turns Into A Crab on @kickstarter.com

Just watch the pitch video and tell me you don't want to see this movie (and see my friend @kyle.thatbothers.me in it!)
I think the vibe is the exact brand of absurd that a fan of cow tools can really appreciate.
In Waves: A Man Turns Into A Crab
We've written a feature-film about a woman who must learn to let go after her husband turns into a crab.
www.kickstarter.com
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 17h
it's not FOR us
edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · Apr 1
day 144 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't
4-panel Far Side Comic. Panel 1: a man and woman hold hands and look at each other cutely as the boat they are riding exits The Tunnel of Love Panel 2: a woman screams at the sky while a man cowers behind his hands as their boat exits The Tunnel of Despair. Panel 3: A man and woman sit in separate rows of a boat and stare ahead silently as they exit The Tunnel of Non-Communication Panel 4: A Cow rides in a boat with 4 crudely made tools as it exits the Tunnel of Cow Tools
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 13h
clearly i need to bring you on in the cow tools daily writer's room
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 13h
takes all kinds on this crazy blue marble
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 13h
with the notification bell capped at "30+" this is the real at-a-glance indicator that something popped off
chats tab. DM from Listifications "10 people have blocked you"
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Magitek X @magitek.bsky.social · 16h
What now, Bruce?
Damien and Bat-Cow.
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 17h
shouts to Juggalocalism for the idea
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Juggalocalism @outside.bsky.social · 1d
I'm guessing you've done this one already?
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 17h
it's not FOR us
edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."
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Spoontaneous @spoontaneous.bsky.social · 20h
A repost...

'Moof' ~ What a bucktoothed cow says.

A friend in high school doodled a bucktoothed cow with the word 'moof' next to it.

Carved in Mahogany with bone horns and found piano key teeth... with acrylic paint.

#spoon #spoontaneous #art #craft #woodworking #cow #woodenspoon #carving
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d
now that's what i call sophisticated
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Jonathan H. Liu @jonathanhliu.bsky.social · 1d
#Etchtober Day 9

Today's prompt: "Lego Spider-Man and Lego Batman bonding over how great gadgets are," requested by Nick & Jen.

Who's old enough to remember these gadgets?

www.kickstarter.com/projects/jhl...
Pocket Etch-a-Sketch drawing: Lego Spider-Man and Lego Batman stand behind a table with four objects from the Far Side cartoon "Cow Tools"
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d
cowabummer
comic panel featuring Batman and a cow standing dramatically in the rain. Batman says "this is where I watched my parents die, cow tools cow." The cow responds, her word bubble containing only the lump-with-handle cow tool.
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d
"it'll look better as a link!" the hell it will! also nobody will click it
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heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat
Deathcliff plus Hellmets @heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat · 1d
He's like a modern Fagin
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d
she is breaking it down
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 1d
One Cattle After Another
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d
no, not yet that's a great idea
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d
cowabummer
comic panel featuring Batman and a cow standing dramatically in the rain. Batman says "this is where I watched my parents die, cow tools cow." The cow responds, her word bubble containing only the lump-with-handle cow tool.
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 2d
brave!
Edited Fritzi Ritz comic by Ernie Bushmiller. From off panel, someone asks Nancy, "Oh, Nancy!--- will you bring me the tools from the cellar--- or are you afraid down there? Nancy, clutching her doll, hollers back, "of course not!" then continues, to herself, "Me, afraid! Of all the insults!-- tsk, tsk!" In the final panel, Nancy is seen leaning in to a cellar window from outside and cautiously attempting to fish for cow tools using a magnet on a long string.
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 2d
real
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 2d
hands up if you are a true bug and suck sap from plants
Shivaphis celti, the Asian woolly hackberry aphid, also known as Shivaphis (Shivaphis) celti, is an aphid in the superfamily Aphidoidea in the order Hemiptera. It is a true bug and sucks sap from plants. Pictured is schivapis celti, a small white bug that looks like a speck of lint, sitting on a leaf
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 2d
the poster's lament
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eBay mugs & glasses @dangmugs.bsky.social · 6d
hay in one end, milk out the udder 🐮
White mug with gold lettering that reads "Wisconsin Milk Factory: Hay in one end, milk out the udder" over an image of a cow.
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