Joey Alison Sayers
@joeyalison.bsky.social
The cartoonist you know and love. Alley Oop, The Nib, many more. (she/her)
I made this for you about your town.
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I made this for you about your town.
The New York Times is never going to recapture the magic of Wordle.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The New York Times is never going to recapture the magic of Wordle.
Billionaire Awards
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Billionaire Awards
If current trends continue...
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If current trends continue...
I hope this answers some of your questions!
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I hope this answers some of your questions!
Sorry. When I said you smelled like B.O. I meant Bob Odenkirk
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Sorry. When I said you smelled like B.O. I meant Bob Odenkirk
The reality of cat ownership
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The reality of cat ownership
DO NOT EAT GUM
part 1
part 1
November 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
DO NOT EAT GUM
part 1
part 1
Time to enter the 21st century!
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Time to enter the 21st century!
The most powerful tool on the internet
November 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The most powerful tool on the internet
It would have been more believable if instead of becoming more attractive the ugly duckling just became kind of funny when they grew up.
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It would have been more believable if instead of becoming more attractive the ugly duckling just became kind of funny when they grew up.
Auditioning to be my 10-year-old's joke writer. Sent him to school today with this one:
"Aw, man, the number before eight was up all night coughing and sneezing."
"Aw, man, the number before eight was up all night coughing and sneezing."
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Auditioning to be my 10-year-old's joke writer. Sent him to school today with this one:
"Aw, man, the number before eight was up all night coughing and sneezing."
"Aw, man, the number before eight was up all night coughing and sneezing."
Reposted by Joey Alison Sayers
The New Republicans featuring JD touring the old hits across Midwest county fairs
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The New Republicans featuring JD touring the old hits across Midwest county fairs
When the front person of a popular band dies, the remaining members often try to replace them with someone else or go on without them. But the band usually breaks up or fades into obscurity, maybe playing old hits to a small crowd if they're lucky.
Anyway, just thinking about politics this morning.
Anyway, just thinking about politics this morning.
November 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
When the front person of a popular band dies, the remaining members often try to replace them with someone else or go on without them. But the band usually breaks up or fades into obscurity, maybe playing old hits to a small crowd if they're lucky.
Anyway, just thinking about politics this morning.
Anyway, just thinking about politics this morning.
If you've ever wanted to own an Alley Oop book, but were waiting for one written by me, now's your chance!
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Alley Oop - Raptor 500
The new Alley Oop book is here! It features 2 years' worth (158 pages) of daily strips in glorious black and white with some intro blurb from cartoonist Jonathan Lemon and writer Joey Alison Sayers. S...
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November 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
If you've ever wanted to own an Alley Oop book, but were waiting for one written by me, now's your chance!
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The supreme court rules that "the government is merely attesting to a historical fact."
Incidentally, passports will now record your weight, height, hair color, and age at birth.
Incidentally, passports will now record your weight, height, hair color, and age at birth.
1. In a major shadow docket ruling from the Supreme Court, the court has ruled against trans people's passports, giving a stay to the Trump administration.
The admin has previously indicated it intend to revoke some passports if it got this ruling.
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The admin has previously indicated it intend to revoke some passports if it got this ruling.
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SCOTUS Rules Against Trans People's Passport Gender Markers In Shadow Docket Ruling
The administration has previously indicated it could revoke some trans people's passports if it got this ruling.
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November 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The supreme court rules that "the government is merely attesting to a historical fact."
Incidentally, passports will now record your weight, height, hair color, and age at birth.
Incidentally, passports will now record your weight, height, hair color, and age at birth.
Teamwork makes the cream fork
November 6, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Teamwork makes the cream fork
Perfume: Put a Different Stink on Your Stink!
November 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Perfume: Put a Different Stink on Your Stink!
It's true!
(not sure why they gave it to me at the polling place though.)
(not sure why they gave it to me at the polling place though.)
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It's true!
(not sure why they gave it to me at the polling place though.)
(not sure why they gave it to me at the polling place though.)