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posting a new cow tools every day unless i don't
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these are all fun, portable, single-player roll-and-write games. so far, Galaxy and Labyrinth are my favorites. go check out game designer @brin.town for more info
4 pocket sized spiral bound notepads branded as gladden PaperApps and with different fame names: Dungeon, Golf, Galaxy, and Labyrinth.
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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having fun with Paper Apps Dungeon from gladden design, and you know i had to do it to em
2 pages of a pocket sized notepad. one is printed with "Design your character" and a basic humanoid outline, on top of which has been drawn a grizzled man with a mustache, an eye patch, and cow horns and ears. he is holding a prongler cow tool and wearing a t shirt that says "get prongld" on it. his name is Cow Toolman. the second page is a minimalist dungeon floor layout with a little adventurer icon (who has been given a prongler and horns) and a path traced through coins, hearts, loot boxes and enemies. there is an HP and coin tracker at the bottom of the page indicating the player went from 6 HP to 8 on this level, and earned 9 coins.
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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love to meet a fan
a man excitedly holds up a sign with the cow tools on it reading "thanks for the childhood trauma" while the cow tools cow walks by
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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barnacle bow from SpongeBob looting at a prongler cow tool in his hand and shooting laser eyes at it and making an oooooo face. caption reads "THE PRONGLER"
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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hey look it's still there and they put the bad mood dude in charge of the kitchen
exterior of Grumpy's restaurant. sign features a cross-armed chef and the words "home of the bad mood dude" mugs for Grumpy's restaurant. logo features a cross-armed chef and the words "home of the bad mood dude"
December 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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that's what i said now
edited screenshot from the Two Princes music video by Spin Doctors. A beardy guy in a winter hat with tasseled ear flaps (and cow ears and horns) is shot in black and white from an overhead fisheye lens as he sings j tk the camera saying, "if you would like to buy me pronglers, just go ahead cow"
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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the images that account posts are all very obvious AI, but here's confirmation for you if you needed it. why are you reposting them while picking fights with someone who is using infinitely fewer resources to appreciate an actual piece of art made by real humans
sightengine analysis of a nihilist Arby's post showing it is 99% GenAI using GPT-4o
December 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
single panel Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson. in a pasture before a barn on a distant ridge, A cow stands on her hind legs looking straight at the viewer with a blank expression, her ey s obscured by a heavy brow ridge. resting on a table before her are 4 crude implements. a lump, a lump with an offset handle, a long stick with hooked prongs on one end, and a lumpy handsaw with jagged, irregular teeth. caption reads, "Cow Tools."
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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hey dad, how ya doin on hand saws
in a garage attic, like at least 30 hand saws sticking out of a plastic tote like a big bouqet
November 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Leonardo DiCaprio sitting in an arm chair with a cig and a beer excitedly pointing at the tv
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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learning a lot today
That Far Side comic with a professor in the front of the class, and a big poster diagram of a cow and a looped arrow going from the cows rear back around to the cows front labeled behind him. The diagram labels the cow, with the word "COW" and labels the arrow as "The cow cycle". The professor points to someone who's got their hand raised, and says "Yes.... There is only one step, and it is cow."
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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he's the reason for the season
In the style of the Cow Tools Far side cartoon: a robed figure with horns, a goatee, and tail stands in a pasture behind a table. On the table is a plate with 4 devilled eggs on it. Caption reads, "Devil eggs."
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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cow stools.
marketplace listing for a shorl 3-legged stool painted white with black splotches like a Holstein cow and with an ornamentel piece on the under side shaped like an udder. 20 dollars
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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The Far Side Cow Tools cartoon with the cow standing behind her table of crude tools, except there is a grey and white silhouette of Garfield standing on the table as if he has been cut out from the image exposing the digital canvas behind. Caption reads, "cow tools minus Garfield."
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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close up of the cow from cow tools standing before her barn, looking forward blankly
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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i'm obsessed with this Kliban
line drawing cartoon by B Kliban. a man wearing a suit sitting at a desk extends his hand to shake the hand of another man in a suit standing before the desk. the sitting man says, "It's a deal then. you'll make three dollars every time you think of a chicken, and a dollar extra if it's a brown one!" the standing man smiles and says, "thank you sir! I hope the company will be proud of me!" the standing man thinks to himself, "wow! I should be able to think of at least four chickens a day, and that's fourteen dollars, not even counting brown ones!"
November 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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huge
grainy photo from inside a movie theater. the audience sheers as text on the screen declares, "cow tools will return in: Avengers Doomsday"
November 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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kinda scared to scramble it because the sides are all so similar. plus the mechanism is so cheap and janky it'll be hard to get into my practiced rhythm.
alternate view of the same cow cube in the cube cube puzzle cube showing sides with multiple cows or multiple lines of cubes but all based on the same starting image tiled in different ways
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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cow cubes in the Cube cube but it's on a cube
a custom 3 by 3 puzzle cube printed on all sides with images of the cow tools cow inside the cube from the movie Cube, standing behind a table with different puzzle cubes on it.
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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tool use? ❌
lacking in sophistication? ❌

dump it. dump the post. get him out of here.
Science Even if the wolf’s behavior isn’t a classic example of tool use, Artelle argues it still represents a sophisticated show of intelligence. “There’s this cognition, this understanding of how the whole thing works.”
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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welcome to the club, wolves
Parody of the Far Side Cow Tools cartoon. A wolf is standing on its hind legs behind a table with a crab trap, a bait cup, and a buoy on it. A rope going from the trap to the buoy is being loosely held by the middle in the wolf's mouth. Caption reads, "Wolf tools."
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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(original)
nymag and strange.victory Instagram post. Zohran Mamdani smiles incredulously to someone off camera while standing on a sidewalk next to Tim Robinson in a Detroit tigers hat holding a coffee cup. Caption reads, "2:32 P.M. at a stop near a Lower East Side polling site: "I ran into the comedian Tom Robinson, which I was just so excited about," he says. "I'm a huge fan, and I was quite starstruck."
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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america's mayor
nymag and strange.victory Instagram post. Zohran Mamdani smiles incredulously to someone off camera while standing on a sidewalk next to a cartoon cow holding a lump-with-handle cow tool. Caption reads, "2:32 P.M. at a stop near a Lower East Side polling site: "I ran into the cow from cow tools, which I was just so excited about," he says. "I'm a huge fan, and I was quite starstruck."
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Minecraft launcher home screen. the little rotating flavor-text reads "Cow Tools!"
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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me and who
in a pasture, a brown cow, tenderly licks the forehead of another brown cow. they both have their eyes closed and look so sweet
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM