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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · Jan 23

Hey if you enjoy daily cow-tools-posting, you probably want these folks in your feed for other fun remixes of the funny papers:

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1h

the poster's lament

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eBay mugs & glasses @dangmugs.bsky.social · 4d

hay in one end, milk out the udder 🐮

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 2h

brave!

Edited Fritzi Ritz comic by Ernie Bushmiller.

From off panel, someone asks Nancy, "Oh, Nancy!--- will you bring me the tools from the cellar--- or are you afraid down there?

Nancy, clutching her doll, hollers back, "of course not!" then continues, to herself, "Me, afraid! Of all the insults!-- tsk, tsk!"

In the final panel, Nancy is seen leaning in to a cellar window from outside and cautiously attempting to fish for cow tools using a magnet on a long string.

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godzilla_lives 🐆 @godzilla-lives.bsky.social · 13h

No no. Don't put it in your pocket. If you put it in your pocket, it becomes just another cow tool.

Which it is. 🐮

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

No Country for Old Cows (2007)

Edited screenshots from No Country for Old Men. Anton Chigurh (with cow horns and cow ears) sits in a hotel chair and asks someone across from him, "If the tool you followed brought you to this, of what use was the tool?"

In a zoomed out view, Anton sits silently behind a table with the 4 cow tools look8ng at his victim as if studying him.

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 14h

i'm sorry. i'm no expert i'm just an enthusiast

cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 14h

yeah and rope cheese you would peel into ropes keep up

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 15h

basic printer :)

Basic Printer - Hard Look (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Basic Printer

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Deathcliff plus Hellmets @heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat · 15h

Okay, so you know string cheese? Rope Cheese! It's thicker. Like a rolled up newspaper.

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 22h

found this app in a reddit thread that will allow you to view all your bsky posts in order of likes, among other sort and filter options. seems to work pretty good

tzegian's comment on "Finding a user's most popular posts?"

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 23h

i mean surely this has to be the one that clinches it for you

cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 23h

there it is

cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

No Country for Old Cows (2007)

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Wesley Brooks @wes-brooks.bsky.social · 1d

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The Nice And Friendly Fellow @tveducator.bsky.social · 1d

- Your empty little head would be as inscrutable as the purpose of your prongler over there!
- (chuckling) You think that's a prongler!

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

thank you coach gowron

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 2d

a hundred bucks, all-in

edited screenshots from Burn After Reading.

George Clooney (with cow horns and ears) proudly stands behind a contraption and says "what is it?" then, with two fingers he sets the chair rocking back and forth which causes a lump-with-handle cow tool to thrust up through a slot in the seat of the chair with an accompanying vinyl squeak sound.

Frances McDormand, (also with cow ears and horns) looks on with awe and says, "that's fantastic!"

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Deathcliff plus Hellmets @heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat · 1d

Cactus can't wait for the burn ban to be lifted.

The cactus has a helmet that says cigs and it's wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigarette

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

i'm feeling jimmy

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

"when a cow and a tool love each other very much..."

cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 2d

thank it

cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 2d

a hundred bucks, all-in

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 2d

i just reposted it a couple hours ago, but idk how the discover feed works

cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 2d

thanks!

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · Mar 24

day 136 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't

A ,massive grotesque cow monster approaches, dwarfing a barn and table in the foreground. The beast has a cow head, but extra eye ridges and nostrils. It's snout ends in a mass of tentacles shaped like pronglers. It has huge bat-like wings. The comparatively tiny table has 4 crudely made tools on it. Caption reads simply, "Cowthoolhu."

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