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i am unIMPortant master of s-plarp: spooky permanent live action role play 🔞Adults Only The draculas have taken the Capitol. How will you stop them? Him/He Degenerate Asexual patreon.com/TheWhatnaut 🔞 poorly labeled parody account

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unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 10d

In 1938, addressing the public after co-signing the Munich Agreement, which allowed Nazi annexation of Czechoslovakia’s Sudetenland, British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain proclaimed, “I believe it is peace for our time.”

#resist
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Today in History: September 30, Berlin Airlift concludes

1938: Chamberlain proclaims "peace for our time" 1939: First televised football game 1955: James Dean killed in car accident

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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 1d

Also fuck you Texas for doing this, invading another state with armed troops; lone star Republic my ass

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unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 13h

Underwhelming

unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 13h

I'm beginning to suspect that the guy who kept singing "I want to fuuuuck you, Albert, yes, you" to me wasn't being figurative.

I'm Albert.

unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 5d

Not human beings.

When #jesus returns to smash us He will be a corporation, and corporations are people, friend.

#Karenkilgariff
#jesuswillsmashyou

unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 5d

"Just ignore the sounds of impending domestic abuse coming from the room above you."

-classy motel concierge

#resist

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 10d

Generals I have gathered you here today to make sure the military isn't doing anything gay or black

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Leah Shaffer @leahshaffer.bsky.social · 10d

Naw, probably not gonna get a military coup, not really US military style. What's gonna happen is there is going to be a fuckup, one wee fuckup that sets off a chain reaction of events that cripple...everything. The playing board will be rearranged to our advantage at that point.

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Dr Robert Bohan @robertbohan.bsky.social · 10d

Right now British citizens have the right to live & work in Ireland & apply for naturalisation. Domicile is based on the Common Travel Agreement. Given volumes of UK LGBTQ ppl reconnoitring & moving here, it’s important to sort out your plans: www.citizensinformation.ie/en/governmen...

Common Travel Area between Ireland and the UK

This page discusses the Common Travel Area between Ireland and the UK, an area which is not specifically provided for in legislation.

www.citizensinformation.ie

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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 10d

Jesus fucking christ man

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 10d

Trump: San Francisco and Chicago, New York, Los Angeles… We'll straighten them out one-by-one. It will be a major part for some of the people in this room. It’s a war too. It’s a war from within

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🔥💀LA MANTIA!💀🔥 @lamantia.bsky.social · 10d

Pandemonium – original art available ($25)

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unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 10d

Wonderful.

An album cover by "Big Ack" called "Songs About Acking."

Cathy is lying an her side and sweat is exploding from her as she grimaces and, one presumes, reacts witch proclamations of "Ack!"

unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 10d

Today in History: September 30, Berlin Airlift concludes

1938: Chamberlain proclaims "peace for our time" 1939: First televised football game 1955: James Dean killed in car accident

apnews.com

unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 10d

It's the fault of the campus!
The campus is responsible for not stopping this!

From drones to police presence, Utah campus where Kirk was shot lacked key public safety tools

The Utah university where Charlie Kirk was assassinated lacked several key public safety measures and practices that are standard security for events around the country.

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The Grave of St. ÐøøM @doomprophet.bzky.team · Sep 5

I'm enthusiastic about #CancelSkip

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unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 10d

@badposter.lol

I must r̶e̶g̶r̶e̶t̶f̶u̶l̶l̶y̶ inform you that you have been CANCELLED.

#CancelSkip

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Senator "boogers.com" Meatlord @hontdog.bsky.social · Sep 5

#CancelSkip

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strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social · 10d

hi i’m back gm ty guys for always caring about me i mean that

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unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 10d

Start a collection of smutty doodles in your spare moments. Sounds like a low effort method to pursue something worthwhile.

Maybe not, I got thousands of years of unfinished ephemera to throw out some day.

#hoarder

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unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 10d

Is it OK to use the word "gooch," yew tainted berks?

The Devil and Mrs Gooch [September 2025] | Oliver Darkshire

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unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 10d

Maybe you reversed polarity on your pussy magnet?

It happened to, uh, a friend of mine. In Canada.

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unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 10d

Happy anniversary!

unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 10d

Jimmy H. Toe-tappin' Dean.

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Evil Shiddpostha Gautama @ohshit.bsky.social · 10d

my job is to spin around in the capitalist hamster wheel until my legs give out, and in return i get just enough money to buy coffee that makes me spin faster.

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unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 10d

If chemtrails aren't real then how come everyone is assholes?

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unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 10d

I guess it's OK for the #Norquist folks to support tariffs because it's not the same as supporting a tax, or something?

Maybe it's time to start getting into pills and recreational #pharmaceuticals.