Wizard of Congress 🔞 parody 4 sad strange adults
@tonybologny.bsky.social
I'm a reluctant Magician lost in time & have pledged myself to defeat the draculas that are in charge.
Or if you're intl gimme a visa and a ticket outta here We're done-zo.
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#SomeCap
Or if you're intl gimme a visa and a ticket outta here We're done-zo.
🔞Adults Only
patreon.com/TheWhatnaut
poorly labeled parody account
#SomeCap
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When people say “more supply of housing will lower demand which lowers prices” as a solution to housing crisis
what they’re really saying is I have zero idea how finance works in 2025 and learned absolutely nothing from 07’ economic collapse.
what they’re really saying is I have zero idea how finance works in 2025 and learned absolutely nothing from 07’ economic collapse.
This is why unleashing famine and plague upon the citizens is solid economic policy.
#DeadTree
#TakeBackDC
#DeadTree
#TakeBackDC
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Get cosy with a good book....
🔥🫖 📚 ... #winter
🔥🫖 📚 ... #winter
Prints below right by printmaker Ellen Heck, one of the many artists featured in the womensart book
REFRAMING WOMEN PRINTMAKERS
Gift others 🧡 or Gift yourself!! 🎁
Via any bookstore, e.g.
www.waterstones.com/book/reframi...
REFRAMING WOMEN PRINTMAKERS
Gift others 🧡 or Gift yourself!! 🎁
Via any bookstore, e.g.
www.waterstones.com/book/reframi...
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Get cosy with a good book....
🔥🫖 📚 ... #winter
🔥🫖 📚 ... #winter
I'm trying to be more economical with my angries even as my adversaries work to provoke my fury.
🤷♂️🧘🥊
Happy x-giving!
#plarp
🤷♂️🧘🥊
Happy x-giving!
#plarp
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November 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I'm trying to be more economical with my angries even as my adversaries work to provoke my fury.
🤷♂️🧘🥊
Happy x-giving!
#plarp
🤷♂️🧘🥊
Happy x-giving!
#plarp
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Coming to #Dragonmeet this weekend?
Bring cash!
I hear the wifi at the Excel centre is dogshit so I foresee a lot of stallholders having trouble with their card readers, and you don't want to miss out on a great game because your electronic money is temporarily indisposed!
Bring cash!
I hear the wifi at the Excel centre is dogshit so I foresee a lot of stallholders having trouble with their card readers, and you don't want to miss out on a great game because your electronic money is temporarily indisposed!
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Coming to #Dragonmeet this weekend?
Bring cash!
I hear the wifi at the Excel centre is dogshit so I foresee a lot of stallholders having trouble with their card readers, and you don't want to miss out on a great game because your electronic money is temporarily indisposed!
Bring cash!
I hear the wifi at the Excel centre is dogshit so I foresee a lot of stallholders having trouble with their card readers, and you don't want to miss out on a great game because your electronic money is temporarily indisposed!
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Secede.
Federal govt of usa is illegitimate, 4th estate is eunuchs.
There have been at least two stolen elections including the time Bush v. Gore took democracy from us and gave us President Cheney.
#HekuvaJob
#DeadTree
#TakeBackDC
#Secede
Federal govt of usa is illegitimate, 4th estate is eunuchs.
There have been at least two stolen elections including the time Bush v. Gore took democracy from us and gave us President Cheney.
#HekuvaJob
#DeadTree
#TakeBackDC
#Secede
Colorado doesn't plan to transfer imprisoned former county clerk to federal custody
Colorado doesn’t plan to transfer former county clerk Tina Peters to federal custody following a request from the Trump Administration to move her out of a state prison.
apnews.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Secede.
Federal govt of usa is illegitimate, 4th estate is eunuchs.
There have been at least two stolen elections including the time Bush v. Gore took democracy from us and gave us President Cheney.
#HekuvaJob
#DeadTree
#TakeBackDC
#Secede
Federal govt of usa is illegitimate, 4th estate is eunuchs.
There have been at least two stolen elections including the time Bush v. Gore took democracy from us and gave us President Cheney.
#HekuvaJob
#DeadTree
#TakeBackDC
#Secede
If you have warrants out on you then don't mess with the "disabled ass" hermit who calls the police on you for doing physical violence loudly in your unit full of criminal activity. If the PD has a book of mug shots I got time to look for that face tattoo on x-giving.
Also, I have
#bedbugpride
Also, I have
#bedbugpride
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
If you have warrants out on you then don't mess with the "disabled ass" hermit who calls the police on you for doing physical violence loudly in your unit full of criminal activity. If the PD has a book of mug shots I got time to look for that face tattoo on x-giving.
Also, I have
#bedbugpride
Also, I have
#bedbugpride
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Science has yet to properly explain why two goblins are measurably stupider than one goblin
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Science has yet to properly explain why two goblins are measurably stupider than one goblin
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like this and i won’t do anything
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
like this and i won’t do anything
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This is a great idea for an artshare 👌😁 There are a ton of inspirational artists I see on here whenever I look into artshares. Here are some great ones I am thankful to see!
@elleylie.elderscrolls.social
@danhawk333.bsky.social
@lightvick.bsky.social
@mindistortion.tv
@mirin-sauce.bsky.social
@elleylie.elderscrolls.social
@danhawk333.bsky.social
@lightvick.bsky.social
@mindistortion.tv
@mirin-sauce.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This is a great idea for an artshare 👌😁 There are a ton of inspirational artists I see on here whenever I look into artshares. Here are some great ones I am thankful to see!
@elleylie.elderscrolls.social
@danhawk333.bsky.social
@lightvick.bsky.social
@mindistortion.tv
@mirin-sauce.bsky.social
@elleylie.elderscrolls.social
@danhawk333.bsky.social
@lightvick.bsky.social
@mindistortion.tv
@mirin-sauce.bsky.social
I went to immigration court in Seattle to observe the kids docket. These children, some as young as three years old, are expected to understand complex legal processes and represent themselves in court.
That’s not due process.
That’s not due process.
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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You can kitbash a little Cow Tools. as a treat.
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
You can kitbash a little Cow Tools. as a treat.
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Ha ha, I cannot dispute anything I find on the internet, nor do I have to time to track down a printed copy of Hamlet. All I got is Raymond Chandler and Vonnegut and Gene Wolfe.
I helped build miniscule portions of the internet and it has become an essential tool in the Great Undoing.
link below:
I helped build miniscule portions of the internet and it has become an essential tool in the Great Undoing.
link below:
Hoist with his own petard - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Ha ha, I cannot dispute anything I find on the internet, nor do I have to time to track down a printed copy of Hamlet. All I got is Raymond Chandler and Vonnegut and Gene Wolfe.
I helped build miniscule portions of the internet and it has become an essential tool in the Great Undoing.
link below:
I helped build miniscule portions of the internet and it has become an essential tool in the Great Undoing.
link below:
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Coming soon to your table is the Star Trek: Into the Unknown - Rising Tensions Expansion! Experience a new campaign and incident missions, while you test your skills in diplomacy and battle!
Releasing starting Dec 10th! Pre-Order from your local store or online! wizkids.io/stiturisingtensions
Releasing starting Dec 10th! Pre-Order from your local store or online! wizkids.io/stiturisingtensions
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Coming soon to your table is the Star Trek: Into the Unknown - Rising Tensions Expansion! Experience a new campaign and incident missions, while you test your skills in diplomacy and battle!
Releasing starting Dec 10th! Pre-Order from your local store or online! wizkids.io/stiturisingtensions
Releasing starting Dec 10th! Pre-Order from your local store or online! wizkids.io/stiturisingtensions
Tango & Cash: Rotten in Denmark
Like, hoist by his own petard is allegedly a Hamlet thing, so I mashed Tango & Cash with Hamlet and it's not good so maybe there's humorous value added by trying to overexpl
nope
botched on my own petard, I guess
[disintegrates]
Like, hoist by his own petard is allegedly a Hamlet thing, so I mashed Tango & Cash with Hamlet and it's not good so maybe there's humorous value added by trying to overexpl
nope
botched on my own petard, I guess
[disintegrates]
she hoist on my petard until i *checks notes* this just says “tango and cash is underrated“
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Tango & Cash: Rotten in Denmark
Like, hoist by his own petard is allegedly a Hamlet thing, so I mashed Tango & Cash with Hamlet and it's not good so maybe there's humorous value added by trying to overexpl
nope
botched on my own petard, I guess
[disintegrates]
Like, hoist by his own petard is allegedly a Hamlet thing, so I mashed Tango & Cash with Hamlet and it's not good so maybe there's humorous value added by trying to overexpl
nope
botched on my own petard, I guess
[disintegrates]
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We get it you're a middle aged milf who loves sex who is also snarky, there's literally thousands of you out there you're not special
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
We get it you're a middle aged milf who loves sex who is also snarky, there's literally thousands of you out there you're not special
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Walk right into the urgent empty.
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Walk right into the urgent empty.
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What depraved human being accidentally boiled a cabbage, inhaled deeply and went, “I should eat that!”
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
What depraved human being accidentally boiled a cabbage, inhaled deeply and went, “I should eat that!”
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The wide open sky and the sound of machines.
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The wide open sky and the sound of machines.
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
"Maltshake?" I'd sooner switch to non-alcoholic beer, darn it!
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
"Maltshake?" I'd sooner switch to non-alcoholic beer, darn it!
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This post gets progressively weirder the more words you read
Leaving Oslo today and I was finally able to find a hot dog on lefse (potato flatbread) with shrimp salad and crispy onions for breakfast at the airport.
Verdict: delicious
Verdict: delicious
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
This post gets progressively weirder the more words you read
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I've been eagerly anticipating the public release of this page for weeks. HAPPY SEXUAL WELSHMAN DAY EVERYONE.
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I've been eagerly anticipating the public release of this page for weeks. HAPPY SEXUAL WELSHMAN DAY EVERYONE.
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If you see this, post a monster.
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 AM
If you see this, post a monster.
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Meet THE DOOMS! ALL CAPS!
Tribute art of the four coolest Dooms pop culture's gotta offer!
Tribute art of the four coolest Dooms pop culture's gotta offer!
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Meet THE DOOMS! ALL CAPS!
Tribute art of the four coolest Dooms pop culture's gotta offer!
Tribute art of the four coolest Dooms pop culture's gotta offer!