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Danielle

@daniellie.bsky.social

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Philly, physically. Stardew Valley, mentally. DM me right after I follow back to see if you can break my land-speed blocking record.

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Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · Aug 23

In the words of the immortal RuPaul: Unless they’re paying your bills, pay these bitches no mind.

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Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1h

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Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 2h

I have to overcome my own internal prejudices and realize that not everyone is being a dickhead when they use the 👍 emoji.

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 4h

Good morning Philadelphia sports fans

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Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · Jun 2

No matter how I identify, archeologists will dig up my bones and say, “This person was so tired.”

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Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 19h

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Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 20h

I guess that’s why you don’t have any autistic babies.

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Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 21h

Ask the health secretary.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 22h

Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta.

Ralph Wiggum telling his parents he saw the teacher and principle kissing and the baby that was thus produced.

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Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1d

What a fucking embarrassment.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

FOX: Do you think Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize?

FETTERMAN: If this sticks. I think the whole point of having a Nobel Peace Prize is for ending wars and promoting peace. And if he brings the Ukrainian war to its end, I will be the Democrat leading the committee for his Nobel Prize Peace.