Danielle
@daniellie.bsky.social
Philly, physically.
Stardew Valley, mentally.
DM me right after I follow back to see if you can break my land-speed blocking record.
Stardew Valley, mentally.
DM me right after I follow back to see if you can break my land-speed blocking record.
Pinned
Pretty bold of Melissa Etheridge to demand we come to her window and she wasn’t even home.
I love how Paul Giamatti just became John Adams.
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I love how Paul Giamatti just became John Adams.
Things are going well.
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Things are going well.
I cherish staying home and doing nothing on Thanksgiving because my childhood alternated between years at my Aunt’s with dad where we were treated second rate because our parents were divorced or my stepdad’s with mom where we were treated second rate because our parents were divorced.
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I cherish staying home and doing nothing on Thanksgiving because my childhood alternated between years at my Aunt’s with dad where we were treated second rate because our parents were divorced or my stepdad’s with mom where we were treated second rate because our parents were divorced.
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Unpopular opinion: mine
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Unpopular opinion: mine
I consider my love for Phil Collins my American Psycho trait.
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I consider my love for Phil Collins my American Psycho trait.
There are some songs that as soon as they come on my brain says, “We want to play Vice City.”
Obsession by Animotion on Apple Music
Song · 1996 · Duration 5:37
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November 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
There are some songs that as soon as they come on my brain says, “We want to play Vice City.”
My husband and I now spend our week looking forward to 12 minutes of TV.
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My husband and I now spend our week looking forward to 12 minutes of TV.
If I flew I’d go out of my way to wear the most obnoxious Garfield pjs.
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If I flew I’d go out of my way to wear the most obnoxious Garfield pjs.
I just learned there was a “Declaration of Dependence” and, man, that’s got to be the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever heard.
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I just learned there was a “Declaration of Dependence” and, man, that’s got to be the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever heard.
Half the people at my local supermarket are wearing pajamas and there are never issues…?
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Half the people at my local supermarket are wearing pajamas and there are never issues…?
It’s already the longest quick week in human history.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It’s already the longest quick week in human history.
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
(Me at a job interview)
Like a can of aerosol spray, I’m also content under pressure.
Like a can of aerosol spray, I’m also content under pressure.
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
(Me at a job interview)
Like a can of aerosol spray, I’m also content under pressure.
Like a can of aerosol spray, I’m also content under pressure.
The Kennedys prove to me there’s no such thing as a benevolent god.
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The Kennedys prove to me there’s no such thing as a benevolent god.
The one song Beethoven couldn’t play.
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The one song Beethoven couldn’t play.
It’s wild to me that you can lead a fairly decent life, get assassinated then have your son go on to destroy the entire health care system of the United States.
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It’s wild to me that you can lead a fairly decent life, get assassinated then have your son go on to destroy the entire health care system of the United States.
This man knows what’s healthy.
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
This man knows what’s healthy.
“I’m the kinda G the little homies wanna be like, saying prayers in the streetlight” hit so hard at 11.
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“I’m the kinda G the little homies wanna be like, saying prayers in the streetlight” hit so hard at 11.
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Everything is a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works.
November 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Everything is a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works.
🎶I’m a wokester
I’m a jokester
I’m a midnight tokester.🎶
I’m a jokester
I’m a midnight tokester.🎶
Trump on AI: "You can't go through 50 states. You have to get one approval. 50 is a disaster. Because you'll have one woke state and you'll have to do all woke. You'll be back in the woke business. We don't have woke anymore in this country. It's virtually illegal. You'll have a couple of wokesters"
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
🎶I’m a wokester
I’m a jokester
I’m a midnight tokester.🎶
I’m a jokester
I’m a midnight tokester.🎶
They’re combating waste, fraud and abuse by *checks notes* doing what we’ve always done.
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
They’re combating waste, fraud and abuse by *checks notes* doing what we’ve always done.
Remember that time some idiots gave free public transit rides to people who could do like 10 squats?
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Remember that time some idiots gave free public transit rides to people who could do like 10 squats?
Was just thinking how you couldn’t ever have a Karoline Leavitt without letting a Sean Spicer on Dancing With The Stars.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Was just thinking how you couldn’t ever have a Karoline Leavitt without letting a Sean Spicer on Dancing With The Stars.
