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Danielle

@daniellie.bsky.social

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Philly, physically. Stardew Valley, mentally. DM me right after I follow back to see if you can break my land-speed blocking record.

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Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · Aug 23

In the words of the immortal RuPaul: Unless they’re paying your bills, pay these bitches no mind.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1h

He also has Laura who dad obviously has the hots for.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1h

I’m farming your rage.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 3h

I hate that I live in a world where Eric Trump has vocal cords.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 7h

And I’m the bot!

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 8h

Ha! 💀💀💀💀💀

A thread of replies where someone claims I’m a bot and says they blocked me. I asked me? Then they blocked me for real.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 8h

Me?

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 20h

Oh man you got me.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 22h

If you need me I’ll be watching old Halloween cartoons with the soul of Benjamin Lay which possessed a butternut squash.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 22h

My son is nearly 10, peak smartass age.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1d

There we go! Man, I did not have arguing with fucking Canadians on my lifetime bingo card.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1d

I’m honestly shocked I haven’t been. She’s too nosey to lose access to this post.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1d

This is not a serious person.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1d

Why are you so afraid to curse on the internet?

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1d

Ouch, internet insults are extra painful!

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1d

No it’s dumb bitch, stranger!

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1d

It’s so hard to tell if people are just trolling but I was like this is way too much, ma’am.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1d

Kara is Canadian for Karen.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1d

Yea I’ll personally get right on that Kara. Thank you Canada for solving all the world’s problems today!

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1d

Wow. Gross.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1d

What a gross statement. Not all Americans are maga.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1d

Ok but we have to live with him thanks

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t think my economy is doing well, no.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1d

Who is “their?”

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1d

We all have our own ways to deal with a dictator I guess.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1d

Sure