Poop Plane Truther
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Writer/Comedian/Texan
Writer/Comedian/Texan
You’re inside Llewyn Davis, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 AM
You’re inside Llewyn Davis, Charlie Brown
This is Democracy manifest. What’s the crime, eating a meal? A succulent, fascist meal?
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This is Democracy manifest. What’s the crime, eating a meal? A succulent, fascist meal?
The thing about Star Wars is that Lucasfilm doesn’t know how to make them as movies any more so we get these wild swings that add cool facets to the universe but they never quite land with the intended audience. Acolyte was great, Mandalorian was great, Andor was great.
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The thing about Star Wars is that Lucasfilm doesn’t know how to make them as movies any more so we get these wild swings that add cool facets to the universe but they never quite land with the intended audience. Acolyte was great, Mandalorian was great, Andor was great.
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revisiting old columns for a project and it is fun to read something like this five years after i wrote and think, "yeah this was absolutely correct"
Opinion | A Simple Theory of Why Trump Did Well (Published 2020)
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
revisiting old columns for a project and it is fun to read something like this five years after i wrote and think, "yeah this was absolutely correct"
You want to build a data center in my town? The same thing that summoned the data eating aliens to Earth in Ice Cube’s seminal interpretation of War of the Worlds?
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
You want to build a data center in my town? The same thing that summoned the data eating aliens to Earth in Ice Cube’s seminal interpretation of War of the Worlds?
Listen ladies, I wasn’t sexually harassing you, I was prompting Grok unhinged to be more vulgar when describing your appearance, duh
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Listen ladies, I wasn’t sexually harassing you, I was prompting Grok unhinged to be more vulgar when describing your appearance, duh
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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no more tolerant left
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
no more tolerant left
Elon Musk causing just enough chaos on the internet so he can slip away to visit his secret family named after passwords
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Elon Musk causing just enough chaos on the internet so he can slip away to visit his secret family named after passwords
The doctor gave me a deferment from the AI wars because of my drone spurs
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The doctor gave me a deferment from the AI wars because of my drone spurs
Rock and Roll reached perfection in 1974 when Bad Company released Bad Company featuring the song Bad Company on side B
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Rock and Roll reached perfection in 1974 when Bad Company released Bad Company featuring the song Bad Company on side B
Still thinking about the band I saw last week with an absolutely punishing and pummeling drummer, a noise guy at a table with a tablecloth making beautiful synth soundscapes and about a dozen or so cartoon banners that would unfurl each time they started a new song
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Still thinking about the band I saw last week with an absolutely punishing and pummeling drummer, a noise guy at a table with a tablecloth making beautiful synth soundscapes and about a dozen or so cartoon banners that would unfurl each time they started a new song
American politicians can have a Liv Nuzzi, as a treat
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
American politicians can have a Liv Nuzzi, as a treat
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Zohran walking into the Oval Office, focusing on his key policy platforms, and coming away with an unqualified win over Trump really puts into relief how bad the Democratic leadership is that it has been repeatedly rendered totally impotent and made to look like bumbling cowards by the Donald.
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Zohran walking into the Oval Office, focusing on his key policy platforms, and coming away with an unqualified win over Trump really puts into relief how bad the Democratic leadership is that it has been repeatedly rendered totally impotent and made to look like bumbling cowards by the Donald.
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
Damn, now I can never trust the things I read on my longtime homepage, the CDC website
November 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Damn, now I can never trust the things I read on my longtime homepage, the CDC website
Oh god my pot has broken containment
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Oh god my pot has broken containment
My grindcore band has been writing an album that is heavily inspired by 90’s dance music said nobody
November 21, 2025 at 7:18 AM
My grindcore band has been writing an album that is heavily inspired by 90’s dance music said nobody
JD Vance in a stained shirt reminiscent of a new mother
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
JD Vance in a stained shirt reminiscent of a new mother
My doctor recommended I drink a capri sun and melt into a blob of liquid metal but insurance keeps disputing it
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My doctor recommended I drink a capri sun and melt into a blob of liquid metal but insurance keeps disputing it
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The crime of genocide didn't exist until after WW2. It was something we decided was real, needed to be identified and punished. Even if we've been spectacularly bad at putting it in practise, we conceptualised it.
I think it's about time for a CEO crime of murder-by-Economy.
I think it's about time for a CEO crime of murder-by-Economy.
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The crime of genocide didn't exist until after WW2. It was something we decided was real, needed to be identified and punished. Even if we've been spectacularly bad at putting it in practise, we conceptualised it.
I think it's about time for a CEO crime of murder-by-Economy.
I think it's about time for a CEO crime of murder-by-Economy.
If this country actually punished seditious behavior this decomposing old freak would have been put to death instead of being re-elected
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If this country actually punished seditious behavior this decomposing old freak would have been put to death instead of being re-elected