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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 1m

check his hard drive

scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 2m

it's a kind of death. you have to feel it to get through it.
not knowing your private life, five years is a long time.
things do come to and end sometimes, but also maybe sleep on it?
sometimes relationships hit a wall, sometimes it's a temporary freak out.

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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 49m

take this gold kind stranger

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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 49m

since you're already thinking about the halloween stuff you want to jerk off to, check this out!

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 4h

I guess if you don’t know dick about shit you could think Johnny Cash seems “deeply uncool” but anyway glad newborn babies are getting to write opinion columns, good for those lil cuties

The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 7h

Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.

Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?

Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.

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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 4h

you guys

a baby is making a funny face with his eyes closed and his mouth open .

ALT: a baby is making a funny face with his eyes closed and his mouth open .

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 4h

Lmao

Philip Bump @pbump.com · 4h

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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 4h

a man in a suit and tie is giving a high five to someone

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a high five to someone

media.tenor.com

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 4h

(in that commercial guy VO voice) EA SPORTS: its in the game. and also we are responsible for the september eleventh plane attack on new york city

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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 4h

i'll push her in the creek!

scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 4h

deep dish policia

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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 4h

bleakly funny

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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 4h

it was a long time ago before you were together

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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 4h

crazy so did my cousin

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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 4h

anyone who doesn't draw a paycheck from the skimmed labor of other people really

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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 4h

auto moderated for belly button

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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 4h

here wait

same image as previous but i gave dr strange his white temples

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 4h

We're close to completing our list for September. Look for it on our site next week. If you need a refresher, or, you know, lean toward masochism, here are all 416 atrocities committed by the Trump administration since the reality TV star/steak salesman/convicted felon took office.

Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes

buff.ly

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Foone @foone.bsky.social · 10d

I've been bedridden for the last 10 months, unable to work as I try to get a surgeon and insurance lined up for my operation to let me work again.
If you could send a couple dollars, it'd really help. Time isn't on my side here, and waiting is very expensive.

ko-fi.com/fooneturing

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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 4h

cease fire!
(sends 200 troops)

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 10h

Someone just reminded me that Fergus was the subject of this tweet years ago that turned into a minorly viral meme. So if you do an image search for 'big strong man tiny potato boy' right now all the top results are Fergus. 🥹

Screenshot of a tweet by me dated 2022. There is a photo of my brown tuxedo. tabby Fergus and the text reads "Fraud alert: local woman makes conflicting statements about her cat, claiming he both a big strong man and a tiny potato boy"

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dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 6h

mcdonal is doing the monopoly thing again and if you didn't know, it's considered a sweepstakes which means they need what's called an "alternative method of entry" for people who don't want to pay. you can request free game pieces (which occasionally are free food) 5 times per day here

Alternate Method of Entry || Get Started

Monopoly Game at McDonald's

amoe.playatmcd.com

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scary baby @oldbaby.bsky.social · 5h

he's not very funny

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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 5h

with zero notice given to anyone who had ever worked there, and who have now lost any of their work not already archived

Aftermath @aftermath.site · 5h

GameZone, a website dating back to 1994, has had its archives wiped:

aftermath.site/gamezone-video...

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