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obama as a bottom surgeon: “if u like ur dick u can keep it”
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
obama as a bottom surgeon: “if u like ur dick u can keep it”
women who eat sorbet are comphet
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
women who eat sorbet are comphet
i hid an egg in my virginia
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i hid an egg in my virginia
hugh laurie is cancelled cuz he’s in harry potter
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
hugh laurie is cancelled cuz he’s in harry potter
girlfriend’s vocal stims are currently early 2000s rock
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
girlfriend’s vocal stims are currently early 2000s rock
what’s a “penis” and why is everyone always talking about it?
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
what’s a “penis” and why is everyone always talking about it?
gonna do a mini thanksgiving with a rotisserie chicken and mashed potatoes and sweet potato casserole and maybe something with corn
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
gonna do a mini thanksgiving with a rotisserie chicken and mashed potatoes and sweet potato casserole and maybe something with corn
i am hugh laurie and i am the voice of dumbledoor
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i am hugh laurie and i am the voice of dumbledoor
it’s hard to have hope sometimes but i promised i wouldn’t do that thing so we keep going
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
it’s hard to have hope sometimes but i promised i wouldn’t do that thing so we keep going
what if i drove a very lame car tomorrow but we had two now so one of us wasn’t waiting around for an hour+ fairly often?
November 22, 2025 at 11:34 AM
what if i drove a very lame car tomorrow but we had two now so one of us wasn’t waiting around for an hour+ fairly often?
at least i got that one thing going right
November 22, 2025 at 9:59 AM
at least i got that one thing going right
i wish i could still smoke weed
November 22, 2025 at 8:23 AM
i wish i could still smoke weed
does trying even do anything anymore?
November 22, 2025 at 7:52 AM
does trying even do anything anymore?
i could afford the lesser one but what’d be the point
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
i could afford the lesser one but what’d be the point
damn i can’t afford it
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
damn i can’t afford it
i have cigarettes under two conditions. when i’m extremely stressed or if i need to sit down and contemplate a life changing decision
i’ve had like 5 this month. it’s not a lot of cigarettes but like i have a pretty high bar for when i’m allowed one
i’ve had like 5 this month. it’s not a lot of cigarettes but like i have a pretty high bar for when i’m allowed one
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
i have cigarettes under two conditions. when i’m extremely stressed or if i need to sit down and contemplate a life changing decision
i’ve had like 5 this month. it’s not a lot of cigarettes but like i have a pretty high bar for when i’m allowed one
i’ve had like 5 this month. it’s not a lot of cigarettes but like i have a pretty high bar for when i’m allowed one
i think a cat pissed in here
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
i think a cat pissed in here
the xfiles guy. in my head i just called him “scott mulder” not his name
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 AM
the xfiles guy. in my head i just called him “scott mulder” not his name
this diner that employees a very old man who scowls at every queer or non-white person who enters the premises still does things the old fashioned way
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 AM
this diner that employees a very old man who scowls at every queer or non-white person who enters the premises still does things the old fashioned way
i never knew there were variants of firefly
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 AM
i never knew there were variants of firefly
pickle me elmo
(from an alternate universe where they do a pickle rick kinda thing on sesame street)
(from an alternate universe where they do a pickle rick kinda thing on sesame street)
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 AM
pickle me elmo
(from an alternate universe where they do a pickle rick kinda thing on sesame street)
(from an alternate universe where they do a pickle rick kinda thing on sesame street)
there are so many types of hats out in this world
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
there are so many types of hats out in this world
a guy said my new shirt was flash
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
a guy said my new shirt was flash
should i eat canned fish with no utensils on a public bench? i’m indoors if that makes a difference
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
should i eat canned fish with no utensils on a public bench? i’m indoors if that makes a difference