Hunky Kong
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Hunky Kong
@thepaleape.bsky.social
· Sep 27
if you remain completely still nothing bad can happen to you
WE OUT HERE NEW YORK CITY BABY IT'S BED TIME GET YOUR ASS IN BEDDY BYE MODE YOU HEARD
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 AM
WE OUT HERE NEW YORK CITY BABY IT'S BED TIME GET YOUR ASS IN BEDDY BYE MODE YOU HEARD
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Heckler and Koch are the two old guys in the balcony on the muppet show
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Heckler and Koch are the two old guys in the balcony on the muppet show
a rap album where all the samples are from the soundtrack to planes trains and automobiles
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
a rap album where all the samples are from the soundtrack to planes trains and automobiles
another bobless thanksgiving. this world is a shit
man, no bobs burger thanksgiving episode for two years in a row. how are they gonna do me like this
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
another bobless thanksgiving. this world is a shit
i'm just gonna lie face down on the floor and occasionally make an inarticulate groan of some sort. i want the computer to take these "ideas" and make em into the next hit song. spotify execs better be busting down my door with splitting mauls by this time tommorow
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
i'm just gonna lie face down on the floor and occasionally make an inarticulate groan of some sort. i want the computer to take these "ideas" and make em into the next hit song. spotify execs better be busting down my door with splitting mauls by this time tommorow
*ding* annie lennox does not sound like she's actually walking on broken glass. there's no agony in her voice
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
*ding* annie lennox does not sound like she's actually walking on broken glass. there's no agony in her voice
this year im thankfull for Rebecca Ferguson as the Tribrachian arms dealer Riza Stavros in Men in Black: International (i don't remember her even being in this movie, barely remember the film at all other than i did not like it)
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
this year im thankfull for Rebecca Ferguson as the Tribrachian arms dealer Riza Stavros in Men in Black: International (i don't remember her even being in this movie, barely remember the film at all other than i did not like it)
im just gonna call the upcoming avatar movie way of water. im too old to remember new avatar movie titles
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
im just gonna call the upcoming avatar movie way of water. im too old to remember new avatar movie titles
why is he blue
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
why is he blue
the lion does not concern himself with non-can cranberry sauce
Cranberry sauce straight outta the can is trash—either make a cranberry salad or save that 89 cents, love. We don’t need your ridged cranberry gelatin on the dinner table.
5. What’s a controversial food take that you’d stand ten toes down and defend at all costs?
November 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
the lion does not concern himself with non-can cranberry sauce
its turkey day, shitass!!
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
its turkey day, shitass!!
lord pipplington is hiding in the hedges again. he's poking anyone who passes by in the ribs with his sword cane. just grab a nearby croquet mallet and give him a good bash. that'll sort him out
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 AM
lord pipplington is hiding in the hedges again. he's poking anyone who passes by in the ribs with his sword cane. just grab a nearby croquet mallet and give him a good bash. that'll sort him out
do not repost an opinion onto my tl that sucks
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
do not repost an opinion onto my tl that sucks
they already have this, its called the buzz lightyear of star command tv show
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
they already have this, its called the buzz lightyear of star command tv show
today's glup shitto is drub mckumb
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
today's glup shitto is drub mckumb
she's not unseen. i'm lookin right at her
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
she's not unseen. i'm lookin right at her
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👏 SCAT 👏 MAN 👏 CROTHERS 👏
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
👏 SCAT 👏 MAN 👏 CROTHERS 👏
dear diarrhea. stop it
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
dear diarrhea. stop it
dear diary, when i accused those MCs of getting lockjaw, i was merely exaggerating. their jaws are just fine
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
dear diary, when i accused those MCs of getting lockjaw, i was merely exaggerating. their jaws are just fine
kids today dont know. they dont even know!
<h1> FUCK OFF, </h1>
<h1> MOM </h1>
<h2> I'M LISTENING TO </h2>
<h1> STONE TEMPLE PILOTS </h1>
<h1> MOM </h1>
<h2> I'M LISTENING TO </h2>
<h1> STONE TEMPLE PILOTS </h1>
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
kids today dont know. they dont even know!
attention people of the earth! every last human on the planet is being sent a tiny guy. he will try to kill you. if you manage to kill him instead, you will get the Prize. what is the Prize you ask? it is TWO little guys who will try to kill you,
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
attention people of the earth! every last human on the planet is being sent a tiny guy. he will try to kill you. if you manage to kill him instead, you will get the Prize. what is the Prize you ask? it is TWO little guys who will try to kill you,