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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃

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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · Sep 27

if you remain completely still nothing bad can happen to you

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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 15h

me too

🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 19h

tos will never mean terms of service to me. it will always mean star trek the original series

🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 19h

snl always has some new fresh faced white nerd on there named something like devin mucus who looks 12 but is actually 30

🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 20h

i don't. edgy crap, as always

🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 20h

never

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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 20h

oh ho!

🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 20h

since the death of monoculture, is anyone truly famous anymore

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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 20h

this doesn't quite make sense anatomically but i like it

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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 21h

70s guy seeing darth vader for the first time: that man with the mask is scary. far out!

2025 guy seeing darth vader for the first time: why is bro aura farming??

🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 21h

good point

🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 21h

we all just accepted, as a society, that when a bird is a cartoon their wings are like arms and their feathers form usable fingers. wild

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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 22h

famous huh. sure

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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 23h

a dome is just a big bowl you can be inside

🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 23h

who is that, who am i looking at

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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 1d

scientists screaming, crying, and throwing up about the "chin problem"

a pbs youtube thumbnail. it says "why do we have chins" and "we're the only one with chin - and we dont know why"

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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 1d

🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 1d

just watched the purest kino ever devised

Poster for a japanese movie called hotspring shark attack

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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 1d

piss

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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 1d

no, no. you're supposed to hate it cuz its for NERDS

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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Metadata, Lattes & Impostor Syndrome) @hannahshelley.bsky.social · 2d

(unconfident Mario) it's uh, me - Mario.

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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 2d

not enough exclamation marks

🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 2d

fuck u

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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 2d

looked this up on google just now and apparently a million one panel comic strips have done this joke before

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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 2d

the grim reaper's still got a scythe to reap souls. it's 2025. dude needs a combine harvester

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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 2d

mind if i kill you

CNBC @cnbc.com · 3d

To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.

Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert

When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.

cnb.cx

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