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inert pineapple grenade

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My doctor is kitbashing me
February 10, 2026 at 6:09 PM
@brenthor.bsky.social hey dude. what would be a good conditioner for a leather holster that wouldn't make it too soft and floppy?
February 10, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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Warm Runnings
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
as slime goes by
February 10, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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FUCK
February 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM
landlord is sending a guy over to spray for smurfs
February 9, 2026 at 5:23 PM
growing my hair out and using lots of products. to reward whoever eventually defeats me with a magnificent scalp
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 AM
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i wrote a poem
February 9, 2026 at 6:00 AM
eat lasers you pickled bitch
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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You are the miller lite of my life
February 8, 2026 at 7:05 PM
(to the tune of "walkin to new orleans")
welcome to new orleans
February 8, 2026 at 10:53 PM
@venomlance.bsky.social do silver bullets work on demons
February 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
dreamed a commercial / industrial building was being renovated for a tire shop to move in, and the painting contractor working on it did a really shitty job
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 PM
what if you woke up in the night and looked at your digital clock. and it said 6:66
February 8, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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there aren't any hunting accidents if we all just hunt each other
January 22, 2026 at 12:31 AM
scavenging for rocks at dusk
February 7, 2026 at 11:49 PM
the aztec version of clamato was called clamatl
February 7, 2026 at 4:55 AM
got my congealed curry license
February 6, 2026 at 11:47 PM
do you ever sleep on your eyeball and wake up blurry
February 6, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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this is the return
of the space doggy
interplanetary good boy zone
July 19, 2024 at 4:49 PM
turbine carbine
February 5, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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Here is the dirty truth about the SAVE Act. It is designed to prevent 20 to 70 million American citizens from voting.
Senate Republicans are looking to do a cloture carve out (aka nuke the filibuster) to prevent Democrats from blocking it.
New SAVE Act Bills Would Still Block Millions of Americans From Voting
The “show your papers” requirement is an attack on the freedom to vote.
www.brennancenter.org
February 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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While the Trump administration is trying to subvert free and fair elections in the US, my Congressman, Darin LaHood (R IL 16th), is working hard to ensure free and fair elections...in Lebanon. I'm sure Congressman LaHood will vote "aye" on the SAVE Act.
LaHood has forgotten the face of his father.
Lahood working on the important issues
February 5, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Lahood working on the important issues
February 5, 2026 at 9:20 PM